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 Posted: Sep 23, 2009 - 04:19 PM
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Got some good shots of the Wednesday Finals.
Use this link to check out still photos of TUC playoffs and other events.
Ultimate http://web.me.com/craigstephen/Ultimate |
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Posted: Sep 23, 2009 - 12:38 PM
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Happy Camper wrote:
8-8 in calling the finalists!
0-4 for calling the winners.
Who do you like in the World Series, Super Bowl and Stanley Cup this year? |
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Posted: Sep 23, 2009 - 10:04 AM
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Happy Camper
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Posted: Sep 20, 2009 - 12:20 AM
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8-8 in calling the finalists!
0-4 for calling the winners. D'OH!
Think my bookie will take an IOU? |
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Posted: Sep 18, 2009 - 04:29 PM
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| A classic as always Rob. Well done. |
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Happy Camper
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Posted: Sep 18, 2009 - 04:15 PM
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This is Rob from the Psychic Network.
I am seeing some flying Frisbees… but not a lot of dogs. What is up with that?
Anyway, I have some honest to goodness predictions. Take these to your bookie and see if he has the spreads on this weekend…
AS SHOULD BE OBVIOUS – ALL PREDICTIONS SHOULD BE TAKEN WITH A GRAIN OF SALT AND THE GOOD HUMOUR THAT THEY ARE INTENDED – unless I make fun of your team name… cause obviously then there is a major problem with it.
WEDNESDAY
Pre-Quarters
Oxygen Hazard vs RumpRoast – More like lack of Oxygen – the Roast by 5 – the Lions finally win! The Lions finally win!
Comic vs Head Cheese – Favre goes back to Wisconson – the Cheese by 3
QUARTERS
Guanxi vs Head Cheese – the Cheese stinks… and not in a good way – Guanxi by 7
Redi vs BCP – Yellow is a horrible colour to make anyone wear – Redi by a surprisingly close 3
Hot Cousin vs IMOD – Dick is dead. Get over it. – Tombstone light takes it by 5
Sweet vs RumpRoast – the Roast is overdone. The Lions are back to normal – Sweet by 6
SEMIS
Guanxi vs Redi – Two teams not at full strength but stupid anus jokes outweigh fake Anglo rip off of Eastern terminology – Redi by 2
Hot Cousin vs Sweet – My heart is with Sweet but my money is with HC. This one goes to Universe. – HC by 1
FINALS
Redi vs Hot Cousin – Defending champs can put out the best 7 but have had to work hard to get here and the depth of HC factors in. Plus it pisses BC off that I am picking his team to win. HC by 2 in a bit of a scrapper.
THURSDAY
QUARTERS
Immaculate Leather Flingers vs Hardest Dorks – Defending champs take on team fascinated with their junk. Players everywhere who care about team names cringe. The Softest Bananas knock off the defending champs by 4.
SEMIS
gOLDfish vs Hardest Dorks – I was going to say that the mushy bananas get eaten by the fish but that just sounds wrong to post on a bbs that does not have XXX in the title. gOLDfarts by 3.
Meatballs vs SpiderMonkey – Over/under on hotly contested calls and retaliatory disc spikes is set at 7. I would make fun of the Monkey team name but I kind of like it. Monkeys can run, climb and are known for flinging… stuff. Seems like a fit to me. – The Balls roll by 5.
FINALS
gOLDfish vs Meatballs – 1 vs 2. I have called this for every league but Wednesday. I am 2 for 2 for calling the finalists so far (Monday and Tuesday Comp Finals was 1 over 2) even if I am 0 for 2 on calling the winner. I am a sucker for being consistent so I am sticking to calling the “upset”. The Fish choke on the Balls but it is close. Balls by 2. |
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Posted: Sep 17, 2009 - 09:20 PM
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| redi will drown in HC's cakefarts |
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Posted: Sep 17, 2009 - 07:39 PM
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Camper
What makes you think Hot Cousin won't be hungover on Saturday? |
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Posted: Sep 17, 2009 - 12:19 PM
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Posted: Sep 15, 2009 - 10:34 AM
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| Great, thanks Camper, you just cursed us. I much prefer when you bet against my teams (like last weekend). |
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Post subject: Re: The Meatheads won't take the title
Posted: Sep 15, 2009 - 08:23 AM
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john mc wrote:
Predictions - Ryan will bestest Shane Creamer in the Miss Toronto Ultimate pagent.
Oh sure FNut....attack an innocent bystander. Your quote isn't even remotely accurate either. We all know that Manny (Hollywood) would win the Miss Toronto Ultimate Pagent. |
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Posted: Sep 14, 2009 - 07:42 PM
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| Camper - I wouldn't exactly call HC Tombstone Light...Andre and I made up about half the Tombstone roster weight... |
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Posted: Sep 14, 2009 - 04:46 PM
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Yup the Swingers in our hot pink did take it last year. We like coming from behind on and off the field.
And Immaculate Leather Flingers isn't a football reference. It's a combo team made up of players from Swingers, FLOW, Leather Cheerios (LC) and some Immaculate team that I can't remember.
250 - 1? Bring it. |
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Happy Camper
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Posted: Sep 14, 2009 - 03:41 PM
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BCP - what to say about an entire team whose complexion actually does look better when wearing yellow.
How much will it hurt poor McCarton to lose twice on Saturday with two different teams.
Plus it would mean more to make fun of Kev and his recruiting if you were not calling him daily about a coed touring team for next year... that just screams needy and desperate.
And you are incorrect... my downward trend started before the 90's, thank you very much!
As for the Meatballs fold...
only way this happens is if the rest of gOLDfish plays like it is 2002 and not 2009.
Sweet goes to the Finals on Wednesday league
AND the game is at the same time as the Thursday final
AND EVEN THEN I am only dropping my odds for gOLDfish to 3 to 1.
Hell, gOLDfish did not win last year (a team called the Swingers did. And they wore pink. That is just embarrassing) plus BCP, DiscHorde, Ruckus and all the other feeder teams for your Aged to Infection Thursday squad have a history of choking in playoffs and have failed to win anything of any significance.
Why would this year be any different?   |
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Post subject: Don't forget...
Posted: Sep 14, 2009 - 03:24 PM
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The other reason we're going to beat gOLDfarts is we've got the Frey boys.... and if you can beat Mantracker, you can surely beat McArton & friends. (that being said... looking foward to a fun weekend with the fish!!)
And for the record...the 'You Suck' speech only comes out when Camp is on the team (therefore I'll probably leave that 'gem' in the back pocket for the Meatballs final!!) |
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Posted: Sep 14, 2009 - 02:28 PM
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Step 1: Pants Rob Camp at playoffs and get a photo/video
Step 2: Post the pic here
Step 3: BCP will buy you a beer!
(Step 4: Alcohol-based waterless hand sanitizer, as needed) |
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john mc
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Post subject: The Meatheads won't take the title
Posted: Sep 14, 2009 - 02:17 PM
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I agree with you that Wed night is a four horse race, however, your Thursday predictions are way off. Let me explain why I think that The Meatheads are going to tank.
Kevin Vigar - The Harry Burkman of our generation should spend less time recruiting and more time getting into shape.
Jessica Park - I question her decision making......in her personal life. Kev??
Ryan Adams - The princess is too worried about his highlights or damaging a nail to get down to business.
Rob Camp - His patented high release backhand can only be unleashed if he can get open. I haven't seen him play this year but if his level of play has continued on the downward trend that started in the mid 90's, even the fat guy on the 250-1 Immaculate Leather Fingers should be able to keep the disc out of his hands.
Craig Froats - Lazy beyond his years. He plays man D like he's Rob Camp.
Mark/Cass Lennox - These guys are going to be too exhausted to play from getting up at 5am to make the trek down to Southern Ontario.
Marc Walker - He used to have Greatest 'Stache on this side of the Credit river but his facial hair doesn't instill fear in his competitors any more.
Predictions - Ryan will bestest Shane Creamer in the Miss Toronto Ultimate pagent. |
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Posted: Sep 14, 2009 - 01:53 PM
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it's a common misconception that our team name (hardest dorks) is a reference to being nerds, instead of the clearly awesomer reference to male genitalia.
also, we're probably gonna win every game 'cause we're pretty sick at frisbee |
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Happy Camper
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Post subject: Wed and Thurs PREDICTIONS - Bring it!!!
Posted: Sep 14, 2009 - 01:34 PM
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Wednesday Playoffs
Guanxi – 5 to 1 odds – loses a couple of strong male players to touring but as long as Regionals for the ladies stays on Sunday and there is no practice day for the Capitals on Saturday, first place and a strong female contingent makes them tough to beat. Expect a lot of 3-4 from this team as their women run the show and the 3… not so much. O’Toole’s inability to get himself registered prior to the deadline will hurt here. They hold season series advantage over two of the three other main contenders (Redi and Hot Cousin). Getting a probably weakened Redi in the Semis helps but Redi has some reasonably strong women and the Redi guys that are remaining may be too strong.
Sweet – 6 to 1 odds – possibly loses a couple of women but not much else. Kev’s patented “You Suck” speeches will have the squad all fired up. Probably a good match up with Guanxi for the Finals but has a tough semi to get there as Hot Cousin leads the season series 2-0. QF games become a factor here as HC is getting older and a tough game will tire them for Semis. Sweet has a good under game but can unleash some deep threats (Ficko) when required.
Hot Cousin – 4 to 1 odds – Hot Cousin remains relevant by adding a multitude of Masters players (hello Tombstone light) and having a large enough roster (21 for a league team) that everyone can get a rest and a little Metamucil on the sidelines. This allows the skill to show through and the wheezing to be kept to a minimum. Smart team play and some deep strike threats make this a talented squad. Got a good SF matchup with Sweet (2-0) rather than Guanxi or Redi (both 1-2 against). Tournament now being only one day is actually a big benefit for this team as no Sunday means no hangover.
Redi – 4 to 1 odds – Redi is all about who comes out and with GOAT playing Regionals on Saturday, not everyone will be out. Sure Dime will find some excuse not to go to Rochester but losing Hassel is a big blow. Walker is a beast and will help minimize the damage the Guanxi could do but not getting Madigan rostered was unfortunate. Jammer, Parker and Sawada will run the show and they have probably the strongest 7… it is just if there is enough depth then they will be dangerous.
Banana Cream Pie – 16 to 1 odds – Not a bad team and could surprise someone. If this is an 8 am QF then their odds of making the semis increases dramatically (even if Brooksie will still be getting “ready”). Women will have to limit the damage that Walker can do but Redi is not a morning squad. Probably the QF I would watch if I cared to… but I don’t.
BerZurk – probably not playing but kind of like a one-man band anyway (interesting but the music is really not all that good)
IMOD – 18 to 1 odds – Again, another team that would benefit from an early QF game. Added some good young players to mesh with the older squad but losing Chee and that ‘other guy’ will hurt here. Could give HC a run for their money for QF and should be a closer game then some (please see below) but in the end, just do not have the horses.
Rump Roast – 750 – 1 odds – Is it too early to start comparing teams to the Detroit Lions? See ya, would not want to be ya…
COOL/Comic/Release the Hounds/The Big Kahunas/Aerosol Headcheese/Oxygen Hazard – Cold day in Hell odds – Thanks for coming out!
I predict a final of Hot Cousin and Redi with Hot Cousin squeezing out a victory due to a big bench and no players young enough to still tour.
Thursday Playoffs
Meatballs – 2 to 1 odds – Book it. Finals baby, yeah!
gOLDfish – 4 to 1 odds – Should get McCarton et al back once BCP is eliminated – this makes them the other Final favourite.
SpiderMonkey – 12 to 1 odds – Easily rattled, the odds for SpiderMonkey go to 20 to 1 if someone spikes the disc on them. Decent team with some skill but the depth and talent will probably not get them past the SF. Expect gOLDfish to win by 4 or 5.
The Hardest Dorks – 15 to 1 odds – Seriously? 15 players sat around and this is the best name you could come up with? What were the other options? Soft Bananas? Tech Support? High School was a really, really trying time (try getting that on a t-shirt). For HSWARRTT, a QF win is likely but a SF win is improbable.
Too Old To Huck – 20 to 1 odds – Too old to get out of QF let alone SF. Boyer’s beard is older than half the players in the league.
Slam Dunks – 45 to 1 odds – Wrong sport, dude. Really… this is flatball. Unless you are being, like, ironic. Then, whoa, you just blew my mind. No, just kidding, I am still really disappointed in the name.
Wasabi – 100 to 1 odds – say it with me, WAHHHHSAAAABIIII. Yes, that was the 90’s flashing before your eyes. I guess if I had to state the colour of their jerseys, wasabi could fit. Or moss. As in a championship team gathers no moss. Hence the ridiculous odds… goodbye!
Immaculate Leather Flingers – 250 to 1 odds – Is this a football reference? If so, please reread the Slam Dunks review. Otherwise, I get this image of the Gimp from Pulp Fiction. You know, the guy in the mask? The scene that just made everyone feel uncomfortable (Sadists excluded)? Anyway, that said, they are losing in the QF but creepy, right?
Anybody else – really someone who feels that they are too good for intermediate should step up and play with the big boys here. Because if you are not getting challenged then what is the fun? Maybe you are better than all those so-called competitive teams. Hell you probably are! Man up and ask in, I say! Challenge the status quo – surprise everyone and walk off with the title! C’mon Fred’s Not Here (woo! Restaurant sponsorship), Cutbacks (apparently when striking deep, they will stop and then cutback… so defences plan accordingly), or Floppy Disc (the Cialis is on order!) don’t you want to see just how good you are (at Ultimate obviously, as the name thing eludes you… but as shown above that is not a pre-requisite for competitive play!)
Not so exciting as I predict a 1 vs 2 final of Meatballs and gOLDfish with Meatballs winning. Why? Because your MAMA. Or because I said so. Whatever, just book it.
And that is about it – cheers!
Camper OUT! |
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