2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

[haydizzle]

id like to dedicate this weeks regular betting win AND sidebet win to my supporters, all 3 of you, and also those that bet against me, thank you for the motivation.

in the coming weeks I hope to do better

[soyelhombre]

Destin's Comment Corner
this is where I address the comments you commented to me, while sitting in a corner.
1. To Raoul, who said “Nick Edwards is a God among men. Real facts.”. Nick Edwards’ hair is blonde. Nick Edwards’ first name is Nicolas. Nick Edwards is taller than the average male. Nick Edwards earned a modest $28,000 in TPL salary last night. These are real facts. Nick Edwards is a God among men is something you made up to protect Nick Edwards’ feelings after being targeted in this week’s betting pool blurbs. Beware my wrath.

Your wrath or Dirty Desty's wrath?

Turcotte played BOAT and I have only traded for 1 Roy boy, my captain, NGAI.

No honey balls for you this week!

[soyelhombre]

id like to dedicate this weeks regular betting win AND sidebet win to my supporters, all 3 of you, and also those that bet against me, thank you for the motivation.

in the coming weeks I hope to do better

I won't make that mistake again, PEAK

[IcBone]

Nov 13th, 2017 – Entry 4: When all else fails improvise!

Dear Diary,

So the plan of having Galloway distract Marko's team almost worked but I forgot to add in to my calculations that they may have possibly built up a resistance to him well playing on the same team the week prior. So sadly we took another loss and continue our historic run in the wrong direction.

After some brainstorming I think I figured out the real problem! There was only room for one romance on the team so we made a hard choice and shipped out H+J. Guess we will just have to look forward to Monday night date nights instead.

I've also learned I can never be to prepared, last week I relied too heavily on the Galloway plan this week I am making sure to come in with options just in case the whole "teams to small for two couples plan doesn't work out." I have my secret weapon that I only break out in dire situations. I don't want to give anything away but Wednesday will be here in a Flash so we won't have to wait long!

Stay classy TPL!

GM Bones

[lindsaym11]

Dear Diary,

Sorry I haven’t been keeping up lately. Been pretty busy trying to build some chemistry on the field. So far, it hasn’t been working the best but we’re getting there. Probably been working too hard on “building chemistry” and not enough on the actual “not throwing the disc away” part.

Bones’ strategy of getting Galloway to distract the other team kind of backfired. He was more distracted than anyone on the field. My plan to take over all trading power on our team is slowly building though and Bones has no idea it’s happening. Might have to speed up the timeline to get there in time for playoffs. Guess we’ll see how this week goes…
Bones says he has some miracle ‘secret weapon’ this week but let me tell you, it’s not going to be much of a weapon if he can’t even see.

I’ll check in next week if the ‘secret weapon’ doesn’t take us all out in the process.

Xoxo
the real GM

[destin]

Dear Degenerates,

The Week 4 Betting form is now open. Please cast your bets.

Welcome to the The TPL Betting Pool aka the Soupcan Memorial Degenerate Player Pool aka the We Found Love in a Hopeless Bet aka You Made Your Bet Now You Lie In It Betting Pool.

Spreads will be used to handicap the match-ups.
Note A: "Team A (-1.5) vs Team B" means that Team A is favoured to win by 1.5 points.
Note B: Gamblers must make a minimum 50 bets over the course of the season in order to be eligible to win the Soupcan.

The link:

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/NNSRCBW

[iskric21]

Hi all,

I hope you are all well!

Great news!
Season 3:Podcast 2 is here!

Listen and enjoy!

https://soundcloud.com/marko-iskric/tor ... -episode-2

[destin]

Destin's Comment Corner
this is where I address the comments you commented to me, while sitting in a corner.
1. To Raoul, who said “Nick Edwards is a God among men. Real facts.”. Nick Edwards’ hair is blonde. Nick Edwards’ first name is Nicolas. Nick Edwards is taller than the average male. Nick Edwards earned a modest $28,000 in TPL salary last night. These are real facts. Nick Edwards is a God among men is something you made up to protect Nick Edwards’ feelings after being targeted in this week’s betting pool blurbs. Beware my wrath.

Your wrath or Dirty Desty's wrath?

Turcotte played BOAT and I have only traded for 1 Roy boy, my captain, NGAI.

No honey balls for you this week!

whoever scares you more.

Suck up.

Hate honey. Hate balls.

[soyelhombre]

Nov 6th, 2017 – Entry 4: When all else fails improvise!

I have my secret weapon that I only break out in dire situations. I don't want to give anything way but Wednesday will be here in a Flash so we won't have to wait long!

Stay classy TPL!

GM Bones

IS IT WEAPON X!?

[will mercer]

Hi all,

I hope you are all well!

Great news!
Season 3:Podcast 2 is here!

Listen and enjoy!

https://soundcloud.com/marko-iskric/tor ... -episode-2

Too long didn't listen. Can you just let me know what time Destin start's trashtalking me so I can skip straight to that part?

Also, does the one link posted to the google doc update week by week? Or is there a new link? When I click on it, it still shows last weeks numbers.

[destin]

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/NNSRCBW
Nick Hung: 1. Darrel's Scoober 2. Roedde/Bristow. 3. Dara Met Chelsea. 4. Kevin/Michelle. 5. Something About Marko. 6. Hawkings/Sheppard. 7. MAg'attHin. 8. Gosbee/Smith. 9. class clown. 10. Forgregging Slater. 11. Chik/Mesburis. 12. All of the above. 13. Swiese Ojobama. 14. EricP/DianeP
Marko: 1. Paddy's Pub. 2. Roedde/Bristow. 3. Dara Met Chelsea. 4. Kevin/Michelle. 5. Something About Marko. 6. Hawkings/Sheppard. 7. MAg'attHin. 8. Tang/Tran. 9. nose bleed. 10. Forgregging Slater. 11. Chik/Mesburis. 12. Slater/Bru/Hayworth/Colphon/Deb. 13. Lindsay Bones. 14. EricP/DianeP
Rundanycz: 1. Darrel's Scoober. 2. Destin/Rajiv. 3. Dara Met Chelsea. 4. Kevin/Michelle. 5. Big Fat Raoul. 6. Jackson/Bu. 7. MAg'attHin. 8. Gosbee/Smith. 9. US capitals. 10. Matt & Kaity. 11. Chik/Mesburis. 12. N/A. 13. Swiese Ojobama. 14. Colin/TaunyaT
FirstRoundMistake: 1. Darrel's Scoober. 2. Roedde/Bristow. 3. Steph Hates Jon. 4. Slan/Law. 5. Big Fat Raoul. 6. Hawkings/Sheppard. 7. MAg'attHin. 8. Gosbee/Smith. 9. US capitals. 10. Matt & Kaity. 11. Chik/Mesburis. 12. All of the above. 13. Swiese Ojobama. 14. EricP/DianeP.
Jess Jia: 1. Paddy's Pub 2. Destin/Rajiv. 3. Dara Met Chelsea. 4. Kevin/Michelle. 5. Big Fat Raoul. 6. Hawkings/Sheppard. 7. MAg'attHin. 8. Gosbee/Smith. 9. nose bleed. 10. Forgregging Slater. 11. Chik/Mesburis. 12. everyone, including N/A. 13. Swiese Ojobama. 14. EricP/DianeP
Nicolas: 1. Darrel's Scoober. 2. Destin/Rajiv. 3. Dara Met Chelsea. 4. skip. 5. Big Fat Raoul. 6. Hawkings/Sheppard. 7. MAg'attHin. 8. Gosbee/Smith. 9. US capitals. 10. Forgregging Slater. 11. Bryan/Veronica. 12. Brunetti, Colphon. 13. Swiese Ojobama. 14. Colin/TaunyaT
Raoul: 1. Darrel's Scoober. 2. Destin/Rajiv. 3. Dara Met Chelsea. 4. Kevin/Michelle. 5. Big Fat Raoul. 6. Jackson/Bu. 7. MAg'attHin. 8. Gosbee/Smith. 9. nose bleed. 10. Forgregging Slater. 11. Chik/Mesburis. 12. Hayworth, Colphon. 13. Lindsay Bones. 14. Colin/TaunyaT
Bru: 1. Paddy's Pub. 2. --. 3. Steph Hates Jon. 4. Slan/Law. 5. Something About Marko. 6. Hawkings/Sheppard. 7. Chin & Shim. 8. --. 9. class clown. 10. --. 11. --. 12. Slater, Hayworth, Colphon, Deb Cohen. 13. Swiese Ojobama. 14. --
Morgan: 1. Paddy's Pub. 2. Destin/Rajiv. 3. Dara Met Chelsea. 4. --. 5. Something About Marko. 6. Jackson/Bu. 7. MAg'attHin. 8. Tang/Tran. 9. class clown. 10. Forgregging Slater. 11. Chik/Mesburis. 12. --. 13. Swiese Ojobama. 14. Colin/TaunyaT.
ca_ta: 1. Paddy's Pub. 2. Roedde/Bristow. 3. Dara Met Chelsea. 4. Kevin/Michelle. 5. Something About Marko. 6. Jackson/Bu. 7. Chin & Shim. 8. Gosbee/Smith. 9. US capitals. 10. Forgregging Slater. 11. Chik/Mesburis. 12. --. 13. Swiese Ojobama. 14. Colin/TaunyaT
Hayden: 1. Paddy's Pub. 2. --. 3. Steph Hates Jon. 4. --. 5. Big Fat Raoul. 6. --. 7. Chin & Shim. 8. --. 9. nose bleed. 10. Forgregging Slater. 11. --. 12. N/A. 13. Swiese Ojobama. 14. --
Ian Bone: 1. Darrel's Scoober. 2. Destin/Rajiv. 3. Dara Met Chelsea. 4. --. 5. Something About MArko. 6. Jackson/Bu. 7. --. 8. Gosbee/Smith. 9. class clown. 10. Forgregging Slater. 11. Chik/Mesburis. 12. Brunetti. 13. Lindsay Bones. 14. EricP/DianeP.
Rajiv: 1. Darrel's Scoober. 2. Destin/Rajiv. 3. Dara Met Chelsea. 4. Kevin/Michelle. 5. Big Fat Raoul. 6. Jackson/Bu. 7. Chin & Shim. 8. Tang/Tran. 9. US capitals. 10. Matt & Kaity. 11. Bryan/Veronica. 12. --. 13. Swiese Ojobama. 14. EricP/DianeP.
nfaries: 1. Darrel's Scoober. 2. Destin/Rajiv. 3. Dara Met Chelsea. 4. Slan/Law. 5. Big Fat Raoul. 6. Hawkings/Sheppard. 7. MAg'attHin. 8. Tang/Tran. 9. nose bleed. 10. Forgregging Slater. 11. Bryan/Veronica. 12. N/A. 13. Swiese Ojobama. 14. EricP/DianeP.
Rehorst: 1. Paddy's Pub. 2. Destin/Rajiv. 3. Steph Hates Jon. 4. --. 5. Something About MArko. 6. Jackson/Bu. 7. MAg'attHin. 8. --. 9. class clown. 10. Forgregging Slater. 11. Bryan/Veronica. 12. N/A. Lindsay Bones.

[HotSauce]

Welcome to the first posting of Diva's Guide To Lesser Known Attractions Of MAg'attHin. MAg'attHin is a vibrant city with many varied places of interest from the traditional to the bizarre. I am here to guide you to some of the attractions which may not be as well known as the ever popular ones such as Central Park, Rockefeller Center, or The Statue of Liberty.

First off, we have a museum which is not exactly unknown but is less popular than its peers, The MOMA, The Guggenheim, or the Met. Cooper Hewitt, Smithsonian Design Museum is the only museum in the United States devoted exclusively to historic and contemporary design. After a three-year renovation, the museum re-opened in December 2014 with exhibitions featuring a rich mix of design objects from our permanent collection, unique temporary installations, and dynamic interactive experiences.

Currently, the highlight of the museum is the philosophic and scientific oddity, Chin And Shim's Infinite Tradeslist. Stored behind bulletproof glass, it has been churning out trades, both fair and ridiculous for just over five years. Some highlights of recent trade proposals are Remi Ojo for a bucket of peanut butter cookies, Gareth Cawley and a boost of a dead car battery for Destin McQuillan and a backrub, and the last slice of pizza, a six pack of craft beer, and your first born child for an additional 10 entries in the Winter TPL lottery. The Tradelist is designed to theoretically propose an infinite number of trades for all eternity.

[soyelhombre]

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/NNSRCBWIan Bone: 1. Darrel's Scoober. 2. Destin/Rajiv. 3. Dara Met Chelsea. 4. --. 5. Something About MArko. 6. Jackson/Bu. 7. --. 8. Gosbee/Smith. 9. class clown. 10. Forgregging Slater. 11. Chik/Mesburis. 12. Brunetti. 13. Lindsay Bones. 14. EricP/DianeP.

Bone's new weapon going to turn this 0-3 ship around? sure. Fine. You do have "Weapon X" after all.

But why vote AGAINST the 3-0 team? Bone, the Greeks are going to bring it just for you.

[IcBone]

Bone's new weapon going to turn this 0-3 ship around? sure. Fine. You do have "Weapon X" after all.

But why vote AGAINST the 3-0 team? Bone, the Greeks are going to bring it just for you.

Eventually the rise and fall will happen! If I keep voting for it I'm bound to get it right some day.

[master_storm]

Due to network error at google, updates to the lifetime stats database has been delayed by 10 months.

Below are all the milestones achieved since Week 1 of Season 10. Enjoy

250 Goals - Norman Lew, Aaron Hooper, Don Colangelo
100 Goals - Misiu Godfrey, Neil Duchen, Amanda Sheppard, Remi Jr. Ojo, Matthew Galloway, Laura Wiese, Chris Loat, Jason Chan, Kevin Christensen, Kieran Bol
500 Total Assists - Darrel Nantais, Julian Weinrib
200 Total Assists - Dario Zgrablic, Colin Thompson, Chris Faulkner, Aaron Hooper, Anthony Slater, Misiu Godfrey, Peter Hawkings, Andrew Gosbee, Will Mercer
100 Ds - Greg Kramer
50 Ds - Remi Jr. Ojo, Destin McQuillan, Misiu Godfrey, Matthew Galloway, Danielle Leung, Jake Turcotte, Kenny Ye, Shawn Lee, Janine Duffy, Gabriel Isaac
250 Throwaways - Jason Chan, Darrel Nantais
100 Throwaways - Don Colangelo, Crystal Sotelo, Bryan Kaplan, Jeff Chik, Lori Bristow, Rajiv Seneviratne, Peter Hawkings
$2,000,000 Earned - Greg Kramer, Timothy Fowler, Jon Brandt
$1,000,000 Earned - Destin McQuillan, Remi Jr. Ojo, Neil Duchen, Laura Wiese, Amanda Sheppard, Kenny Ye, Rick St. Jean, Shawn Lee, Peter Hawkings, Blue McClellan, Matthew Galloway, Graham Haines, Gabriel Isaac
50 Wins - Gareth Cawley, Chris Faulkner, Don Colangelo, Ed Kung, Hin Tang, Crystal Sotelo, Jason Chan, Joel Meyers, Carolina Vargas, Jon Brandt
20 Wins - Peter Hawkings, Anita Benoit, Kirk MacRae, Destin McQuillan, Eli Fidler, Will Mercer, Mark Kalvaitis, Misiu Godfrey,
Century Club (100 G, 100 A, 100 2A, 100 Ds, 100 TA) - Don Colangelo, Gareth Cawley, Chris Loat, Jason Chan, Greg Kramer

see you all in another 10 months

[destin]

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/NNSRCBW
Will continue to accept bets right up until game time.

Daniel: 1. Darrel's Scoober. 2. Destin/Rajiv. 3. Steph Hates Jon. 4. Slan/Law. 5. Big Fat Raoul. 6. Jackson/Bu. 7. MAg'attHin. 8. Gosbee/Smith. 9. US capitals. 10. Forgregging Slater. 11. Chik/Mesburis. 12. Colphon. 13. Swiese Ojobama. 14. Colin/TaunyaT
Diva: 1. Darrel's Scoober. 2. Roedde/Bristow. 3. Dara Met Chelsea. 4. Kevin/Michelle. 5. Something About Marko. 6. Jackson/Bu. 7. --. 8. --. 9. nose bleed. 10. Forgregging Slater. 11. Chik/Mesburis. 12. N/A. 13. Swiese Ojobama. 14. Colin/TaunyaT
Colphon: 1. Darrel's Scoober. 2. Destin/Rajiv. 3. Dara Met Chelsea. 4. --. 5. Big Fat Raoul. 6. Hawkings/Sheppard. 7. MAg'attHin. 8. Gosbbe/Smith. 9. US capitals. 10. Matt & Kaity. 11. Chik/Mesburis. 12. Colphon. 13. Lindsay Bones. 14. --.
Kat: 1. Paddy's Pub. 2. Destin/Rajiv. 3. Dara Met Chelsea. 4. Kevin/Michelle. 5. Big Fat Raoul. 6. Hawkings/Sheppard. 7. Chin & Shim. 8. Gosbee/Smith. 9. US capitals. 10. Matt & Kaity. 11. Chik/Mesburis. 12. Brunetti, Hayworth, Deb Cohen. 13. Swiese Ojobama. 14. EricP/DianeP.
Max Power: 1. Darrel's Scoober. 2. Destin/Rajiv. 3. Steph Hates Jon. 4. Kevin/Michelle 5. Something About Marko. 6. Hawkings/Sheppard. 7. Chin & Shim. 8. Gosbee/Smith. 9. class clown. 10. Forgregging Slater. 11. Chik/Mesburis. 12. everyone, including this N/A character. 13. Swiese Ojobama. 14. Colin/TaunyaT
Vikki: 1. Paddy's Pub. 2. Roedd/Bristow. 3. Steph Hates Jon. 4. Kevin/Michelle. 5. Big Fat Raoul. 6. Jackson/Bu. 7. Chin & Shim. 8. Tang/Tran. 9. --. 10. Forgregging Slater. 11. Bryan/Veronica. 12. N/A. 13. Lindsay Bones. 14. Colin/TaunyaT
Kramer: 1. Darrel's Scoober. 2. Roedde/Bristow. 3. Dara Met Chelsea. 4. Kevin/Michelle. 5. Something About Marko. 6. Jackson/Bu. 7. Chin & Shim. 8. Gosbee/Smith. 9. class clown. 10. Forgregging Slater. 11. Chik/Mesburis. 12. Slater, N/A. 13. Swiese Ojobama. 14. Colin/TaunyaT
Neil Duchen: 1. Darrel's Scoober. 2. Destin/Rajiv. 3. Dara Met Chelsea. 4. --. 5. Big Fat Raoul. 6. Jackson/Bu. 7. MAg'attHin. 8. --. 9. US capitals. 10. Forgregging Slater. 11. Chik/Mesburis. 12. --. 13. Swiese Ojobama. 14. Colin/TaunyaT
Huang: 1. Darrel's Scoober. 2. Destin/Rajiv. 3. Dara Met Chelsea. 4. Kevin/Michelle. 5. Something About Marko. 6. --. 7. MAg'attHin. 8. Tang/Tran. 9. US capitals. 10. Forgregging Slater. 11. Chik/Mesburis. 12. Colphon. 13. --. 14. --

[Stephapokus]

1. That dumb orange bandana

2. Annoying Dad jokes

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.

3. He won't let me trade away Don.

4. He's not Marianne .

[destin]

Gosbee:1. Darrel's Scoober. 2. Destin/Rajiv. 3. Dara Met Chelsea. 4. Kevin/Michelle. 5. Something About Marko. 6. Jackson/Bu. 7. MAg'attHin. 8. Gosbbe/Smith. 9. class clown. 10. Forgregging Slater. 11. Chik/Mesburis. 12. The whole enchilata. 13. Swiese Ojobama. 14. Colin/TaunyaT
Paddy: 1. Darrel's Scoober. 2. Destin/Rajiv. 3. Dara Met Chelsea. 4. Slan/Law. 5. Something About Marko. 6. Hawkings/Sheppard. 7. MAg'attHin. 8. Gosbee/Smith. 9. class clown. 10. Matt & Kaity. 11. Chik/Mesburis. 12. Slater. 13. Swiese Ojobama. 14. Colin/TaunyaT
Gareth: 1. Darrel's Scoober. 2. Destin/Rajiv. 3. Dara Met Chelsea. 4. Kevin/Michelle. 5. Something About Marko. 6. Hawkings/Sheppard. 7. MAg'attHin. 8. Gosbee/Smith. 9. US capitals. 10. Forgregging Slater. 11. Bryan/Veronica. 12. Slater. 13. Swiese Ojobama. 14. EricP/DianeP.
JQ: 1. Paddy's Pub. 2. Destin/Rajiv. 3. Steph Hates Jon. 4. Kevin/Michelle. 5. Something About Marko. 6. Hawkings/Sheppard. 7. Chin & Shim. 8. Gosbee/Smith. 9. class clown. 10. Forgregging Slater. 11. Chik/Mesburis. 12. Brunetti. 13. Swiese Ojobama. 14. EricP/DianeP.
Cameron: 1. Darrel's Scoober. 2. Destin/Rajiv. 3. Dara Met Chelsea. 4. Slan/Law. 5. Big Fat Raoul. 6. Jackson/Bu. 7. Chin & Shim. 8. Tang/Tran. 9. class clown. 10. Forgregging Slater. 11. Bryan/Veronica. 12. Slater, Kaity, Brunetti, Hayworth, Deb Cohen. 13. Swiese Ojobama. 14. EricP/DianeP.

[Big Country]

Thanks to Norm for updating the lifetime stats, we will again start including the milestones reached in these emails (see below). Also, as we missed it last week, note the MVPs (highest weekly salaries) for week 3 was Julian Weinrib and Lily Steponaitis

Week 4 Stats Post
Full stats leaderboard can be found here
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... =158007342

Also, if you haven't done so, find the TPL facebook page and like it!

Male MVP
This week’s male MVP is Tom Jennings. This is his 2nd MVP honors this year and 3rd lifetime

3 Goals
6 Assists
1 2nd Assists
2 Ds
2 Throwaways
0 Receiver Error

Female MVP
This week's female MVP is Laura Archila. This is her 1st MVP honors this year and her 1st lifetime.

5 Goals
2 Assists
1 2nd Assists
4 Ds
0 Throwaways
0 Receiver Error

Defensive players of the week
The male defensive player(s) of the week are Robert Jackson with 5 Ds
The female defensive player(s) of the week are Laura Archila, Meg McnNally with 3 Ds

Leaderboards

Goals
Lily Steponaitis 20
Vikki Shimoda 19
Tom Jennings 17

Goals - Female
Lily Steponaitis 20
Vikki Shimoda 19
Jessica Jia 14

Assists
Neil Duchen 24
Greg Kramer 24
Julian Weinrib 20

Assists - Female
Destin McQuillan 16
Sarah Kidd 10
Lily Steponaitis 10

2nd Assist
Emma Seaborn 13
Chris Loat 11
Travis DeWolf 9

2nd Assist - Female
Emma Seaborn 13
Helen O'Sullivan 9
Madeleine Channen 8

Most Ds
Travis DeWolf 15
Remi Jr. Ojo 13
Ian Bone 10

Most Ds - Female
Lily Steponaitis 9
Megan Mcnally 8
Destin McQuillan 8

Throwaways
Greg Kramer 20
Darrel Nantais 19
Andrew Milne 18

Top Salary
Tom Jennings 318500
Julian Weinrib 302500
Neil Duchen 277500

Top Female Salary
Lily Steponaitis 262000
Destin McQuillan 253500
Vikki Shimoda 222500


Milestones

These people have reached the following lieftime milestones this week

100 Goals -
250 Goals -
500 Goals -

200 Assists -
500 Assists -

50 Ds - Ian Bone, Nick Hung, Robert Jackson
100 Ds -

100 Throwaways - Andrew Gosbee
250 Throwaways

$1,000,000 - Kevin Christensen
$2,000,000 -

20 Wins -
50 Wins

Century Club (100G, 100A, 100 2A, 100D, 100TA) -

[Big Country]

With the Lifetime stats being up to date again, here is a bonus stat post for the top 5 leaders lifetime in some key categories:

Goals
Tyler Curtis 657
Gareth Cawley 491
Jeff Steele 407
Meghan Janssen402
Julian Weinrib 361
Aaron Hooper 258

Assists
Norman Lew 683
Andrew Milne 617
Chris Loat 489
BC Roedde 464
Matt Kirk 454
Baron Lam 411

2nd Assists
Norman Lew 255
Chris Loat 249
Emma Seaborn 241
Baron Lam 232
Andrew Milne 226
Darrel Nantais 217

Total Assists (First + second Assists)
Norman Lew 938
Andrew Milne 843
Chris Loat 738
BC Roedde 651
Baron Lam 643
Matt Kirk 642

Ds
Norman Lew 209
Julian Weinrib 177
Joel Meyers 157
Aaron Hooper 153
Andrew Milne 150
Darrel Nantais 145

Total Salary Earned
Norman Lew $5,393
Tyler Curtis $4,683
Julian Weinrib $4,592
Gareth Cawley $4,418
Andrew Milne $4,288
Matt Kirk $4,249

[destin]

Week 4 Betting Results

Welcome to our new bettors: Cameron, JQ, FirstRoundMistake, sassyM, and PAddy

worst bettor: hayden with 1/7, 14% ouch
best bettor: sassyM with 8/11, 73% amazing first week showing
biggest gimme: Dara Met Chelsea for the win. (72%)
biggest upset: 3 way tie between Lindsay Bones, Matt & Kaity, Slan/Law (21%)
bettors were 43% correct this week, 42% for the season. Adam W really bringing down the average.

Correct Picks:
Paddy's Pub; Roedde/Bristow
Dara Met Chelsea; Slan/Law
Something About MArko; Jackson/Bu
MAg'attHin; Tang/Tran
voted class clown in high school was the lie. I was however voted Most Disorganized which some would consider equally good.
Matt & Kaity; Chik/Mesburis
Colphon with the highest number of people who have been hit on by him. Kaity with the least.
Lindsay Bones; cancelled.

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/NNSRCBW

sassyM: 8/11, 8/11, 73%
rehorst: 6/10, 23/37, 62%
kramer: 6/12, 19/32, 59%
paddy: 7/12, 7/12, 58%
@realdonaldtrump: 0/0, 10/19, 53%
gosbee: 6/12, 20/39, 51%
cashin: 0/0, 3/6, 50%
daniel: 4/12, 19/39, 49%
bru: 4/8, 8/17, 47%
diva: 5/10, 16/35, 46%
marko: 8/12, 18/39, 46%
ian bone: 6/10, 16/35, 46%
hayden: 1/7, 15/34, 44%
kaity: 0/0, 4/9, 44%
FirstRoundMistake: 5/12, 5/12, 42%
Cameron: 5/12, 5/12, 42%
nfaries: 4/12, 16/39, 41%
rajiv: 4/12, 16/39, 41%
nick hung: 6/12, 12/29, 41%
raoul: 5/12, 16/39, 41%
rudanycz: 5/12, 11/27, 41%
kat: 4/12, 9/22, 41%
jess jia: 4/12, 15/39, 38%
colphon: 5/11, 14/37, 38%
huang: 5/10, 10/27, 37%
BC: 0/0, 10/27, 37%
gareth: 3/12, 14/39, 36%
ca_ta: 6/12, 9/25, 36%
vikki: 5/11, 6/17, 35%
neil: 4/10, 13/37, 35%
max power: 3/12, 13/38, 34%
JQ: 4/12, 4/12, 33%
wangers: 0/0, 2/6, 33%
darrel: 0/0, 5/16, 31%
nicolas: 2/11, 10/35, 29%
ferderber: 0/0, 3/11, 27%
adam w: 0/0, 4/16, 25%

[haydizzle]

[destin]

Destin's Comment Corner
this is where I address the comments you commented to me, while sitting in a corner.
1. To FirstRoundMistake, who commented "noticed you used a radio box, once. Well done". I assume this is Greg Kramer. If not then why is everyone so obsessed with radio buttons? We are all adults. Can we not use our powers of logic to decide how many options should be selected with each question? I will allow no more comments about radio buttons.
2. To Nicolas, who said "It took a couple weeks of experimenting, but I've figured out the secret to my (short lived) TPL success. In week 2, I had 6 slices of pizza before the game, and I scored 6 goals that game. In week 3, I had only 2 slices of pizza before the game, and thus only scored 2 goals. Coincidence? I don't even know what that means. Long story short, watch for me to devour as many tiny pizza slices as I can in the hopes of achieving TPL greatness. Or potentially die trying from pizza overdose...". Well, you only scored one goal this week. I think you should stop thinking about pizza and focus on your playing which could obviously use some work.
3. To Nick Hung, who said "how come you only ever talk about Nick Edwards. Spread the love. Signed, the better nicks". Nick Edwards has a certain je ne sais quoi that the other nicks do not.
4. To nfaries, who commented "do we get points for these bonus questions? Can we have more of them?". Yes and maybe.
5. To Rehorst, who asked "will Destin be sitting in a corner again while responding to comments, and if so, why? Has he been bad?" Wow. I will skip to the part of this comment where you call me a "he". Since you have been traded to the same team as me this week, I hope you will quickly realize that I am pretty much a female. My preferred pronouns are she, shim, and shers.
6. To sassyM, who said "any and all gossip from here better be reported to me". Maybe if you read the bbs from time to time you would realize that Destin's Comment Corner was in existence long before Morgan's Gossip Corner and so I have no duty to report gossip to you. I will however pass on the following sensationalist comments that I have refused to respond to: "TPL is a front for the mob", "Don Colangelo died! his hair", and "Meryl Streep applied, and was subsequently rejected, to GM next season".
7. To colphon who commented "1) I read your commentary for each question, 2) If being voted class clown is the lie, my entire perception of the world is off, 3) Please reconsider my application for TPL's 'The Bachelor'". Of course your entire perception of the world is off if you thought, for even a second, you would be chosen for TPL's "The Bachelor". The following TPLers, in order of handsomeness, have all been short-listed above you: Matt Galloway, Andrew Milne, Ian Bone, Andrew Fell, Kieran Bol, Michael Huang, Greg Kramer, Benjamin Goodman. You are currently 1st on the waitlist if all of these men decline the offer.
8. To Gosbee, who rumoured that "Destin may be able to name all 50 US state capitals, but she can't name all Canadian Province/Territory capitals. :O". Capitals love me, I chose all the capitals. They should be more grateful.
9. To Paddy, who divulged that "I could never see the “D” in Disney movies (blue background, white font). I always thought it was a “Q”". We all have secrets. The only thing that sets us apart is that some of our secrets are interesting.
10. To Gareth, who said "Destin, I want a joke". The real joke is your stats this season. Yikes. But here are three others: 1. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 2. I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company so now I'm the main stake holder. 3. Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.

[iskric21]

Hi all!
Season 3: Podcast 3 is here!
Please Listen and Enjoy!

https://soundcloud.com/marko-iskric/tor ... -episode-3

[soyelhombre]

Destin's Comment Corner
To colphon who commented "1) I read your commentary for each question, 2) If being voted class clown is the lie, my entire perception of the world is off, 3) Please reconsider my application for TPL's 'The Bachelor'". Of course your entire perception of the world is off if you thought, for even a second, you would be chosen for TPL's "The Bachelor". The following TPLers, in order of handsomeness, have all been short-listed above you: Matt Galloway, Andrew Milne, Ian Bone, Andrew Fell, Kieran Bol, Michael Huang, Greg Kramer, Benjamin Goodman. You are currently 1st on the waitlist if all of these men decline the offer.

Huang and Bone along with probably other guys on that Bachelor list aren't even single, do your research Dirty Desty! I am prepared to withhold more honey balls till my boy Matty C gets on that show.

[mcolphon]

7. To colphon who commented "1) I read your commentary for each question, 2) If being voted class clown is the lie, my entire perception of the world is off, 3) Please reconsider my application for TPL's 'The Bachelor'". Of course your entire perception of the world is off if you thought, for even a second, you would be chosen for TPL's "The Bachelor". The following TPLers, in order of handsomeness, have all been short-listed above you: Matt Galloway, Andrew Milne, Ian Bone, Andrew Fell, Kieran Bol, Michael Huang, Greg Kramer, Benjamin Goodman. You are currently 1st on the waitlist if all of these men decline the offer.

I beat out Nick Edwards? and all the other Nicks? I can live with this.

[mcolphon]

Destin's Comment Corner
To colphon who commented "1) I read your commentary for each question, 2) If being voted class clown is the lie, my entire perception of the world is off, 3) Please reconsider my application for TPL's 'The Bachelor'". Of course your entire perception of the world is off if you thought, for even a second, you would be chosen for TPL's "The Bachelor". The following TPLers, in order of handsomeness, have all been short-listed above you: Matt Galloway, Andrew Milne, Ian Bone, Andrew Fell, Kieran Bol, Michael Huang, Greg Kramer, Benjamin Goodman. You are currently 1st on the waitlist if all of these men decline the offer.

Huang and Bone along with probably other guys on that Bachelor list aren't even single, do your research Dirty Desty! I am prepared to withhold more honey balls till my boy Matty C gets on that show.

This man is a true G. Thanks hommie.

[n.edwards]

7. To colphon who commented "1) I read your commentary for each question, 2) If being voted class clown is the lie, my entire perception of the world is off, 3) Please reconsider my application for TPL's 'The Bachelor'". Of course your entire perception of the world is off if you thought, for even a second, you would be chosen for TPL's "The Bachelor". The following TPLers, in order of handsomeness, have all been short-listed above you: Matt Galloway, Andrew Milne, Ian Bone, Andrew Fell, Kieran Bol, Michael Huang, Greg Kramer, Benjamin Goodman. You are currently 1st on the waitlist if all of these men decline the offer.

I beat out Nick Edwards? and all the other Nicks? I can live with this.

You may have beaten me out for the Bachelor list, but I'm still winning on the field don't know which is more valuable though...

[destin]

Destin's Comment Corner
To colphon who commented "1) I read your commentary for each question, 2) If being voted class clown is the lie, my entire perception of the world is off, 3) Please reconsider my application for TPL's 'The Bachelor'". Of course your entire perception of the world is off if you thought, for even a second, you would be chosen for TPL's "The Bachelor". The following TPLers, in order of handsomeness, have all been short-listed above you: Matt Galloway, Andrew Milne, Ian Bone, Andrew Fell, Kieran Bol, Michael Huang, Greg Kramer, Benjamin Goodman. You are currently 1st on the waitlist if all of these men decline the offer.

Huang and Bone along with probably other guys on that Bachelor list aren't even single, do your research Dirty Desty! I am prepared to withhold more honey balls till my boy Matty C gets on that show.

This is show business soyelhombre. If you think everyone in The Bachelor franchise goes on the show single, you are mistaken.

[leech.morgan]

Case and point. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsPARWujjvI

It makes for a more dramatic season. TV making 101.

[IcBone]

Nov 20th, 2017 – Entry 5: Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

Dear Diary,

WE WON!!!!!!!!
Secret weapon = A great success. They've done studies. 60% of the time, it works every time... As long as no one ran beside or behind me or required me to jump. As I had very limited field of vision and was unable to see the ground when coming down from the stratosphere on said jumps.

Real Conversation after victory.

Lindsay Musalem: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Ian Bone: That's the smell of Victory my lady.
Lindsay Musalem: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Ian Bone: You know, Victory smells like that to some people.
Kat Johnson: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
Eric Palmaitesta: Smells like Bigfoot's dick!
Ian Bone: Whoa... what's that smell? [Looks at Lindsay]

Diary sometimes you gotta sweat a little if you want the W. But I guess next week i'll make sure... Lindsay wears deodorant so she doesn't scare off the team.

You Stay classy TPL
GM Bones.


PS. No way Chelsea and Dara will be able to stand a chance next week now that we got the W. All this talk about them and Edwards and his Je ne se quas or whatever. I don't know even know what that means! But if it means he is going down then Je ne se quas EDWARDS! (Sorry Diary I'm only taking Spanish on Duolingo)

Estás yendo hacia abajo Edwards!

[HotSauce]

Welcome to the second part of Diva's Guide To Lesser Known Attractions Of MAg'attHin. This week I will introduce you to a couple of quirky, fun bars.

Not so long ago, Beauty Bar was a go-to place where ladies gathered under chrome-domed hair dryers and gossiped about random stuff. Located in Gramercy, Beauty Bar now offers a retro-beauty salon atmosphere where all-nighters can enjoy martinis as well as receive a top-notch manicure for $10. You’re welcome to gossip and join the ladies while listening to ’80s music, dancing along to spinning DJs, getting laughs from comedians or being entertained by burlesque shows.

Speaking of chrome-domes, when you're done in the early hours and waiting for the sun to rise on another NYC morning, head over to Paddy's Pub where, for decades, they have served the same old school breakfast of burnt toast, runny eggs, and of course, their famous beer mimosas.

[destin]

Betting:

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/N63RB56

Serious time crunch this week so a survey with no frills

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/N63RB56

[nfaries]

no frills and no thrills

[HotSauce]

To fill the void of the comment-less voting this week, let's brainstorm ideas for Rom Com/trading song suggestions for Ed as he puts his weekly trade videos together. This week's was "I Can't Get Enough Of You, Baby" (so I traded for you): https://vimeo.com/243756729. Last week's was "Love The One You're With".

This may be the week that GMs start trying to get back the players they regret trading away so...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gOHvDP_vCs

[soyelhombre]

Anyone by any chance grab a pair of orange n blue size 9 mercurial cleats w grey ice breaker socks? By field 2 this evening

[Big Country]

Week 5 Stats Post
Full stats leaderboard can be found here
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... =158007342

Also, if you haven't done so, find the TPL facebook page and like it!

Male MVP
This week’s male MVP is Remi Ojo. This is his 1st MVP honors this year and 3rd lifetime

4 Goals
4 Assists
4 2nd Assists
6 Ds
4 Throwaways
0 Receiver Error

Female MVP
This week's female MVP is Lily Steponaitis. This is her 2nd MVP honors this year and her 2nd lifetime.

6 Goals
3 Assists
3 2nd Assists
1 Ds
4 Throwaways
1 Receiver Error

Defensive players of the week
The male defensive player(s) of the week are Remi Ojo with 6 Ds
The female defensive player(s) of the week are Kelly SMith, Madeleine Channen, Marisa Hart with 3 Ds

Leaderboards

Goals
Lily Steponaitis 26
Tyler Curtis 24
Tom Jennings 22

Goals - Female
Lily Steponaitis 26
Vikki Shimoda 21
Laura Archila 15

Assists
Neil Duchen 29
Greg Kramer 29
Darrel Nantais 26

Assists - Female
Destin McQuillan 19
Lily Steponaitis 13
Emma Seaborn 13

2nd Assist
Emma Seaborn 14
Remi Jr. Ojo 13
Jeff Chik 12

2nd Assist - Female
Emma Seaborn 14
Sarah Burke 9
Helen O'Sullivan 9

Most Ds
Remi Jr. Ojo 19
Travis DeWolf 17
Ian Bone 14

Most Ds - Female
Lily Steponaitis 10
Destin McQuillan 10
Madeleine Channen 9

Throwaways
Greg Kramer 26
Andrew Milne 25
Darrel Nantais 22

Top Salary
Julian Weinrib 356500
Tom Jennings 350000
Neil Duchen 343500

Top Female Salary
Lily Steponaitis 309000
Destin McQuillan 298500
Marisa Hart 246000


Milestones

These people have reached the following lieftime milestones this week

100 Goals -
250 Goals -
500 Goals -

200 Assists - Destin McQuillan
500 Assists -

50 Ds - Matt Kishi, Graham Haines
100 Ds - Jon Brandt

100 Throwaways - Shawn Lee
250 Throwaways Greg Kramer

$1,000,000 - Robert Jackson, Jeff Chik
$2,000,000 - Emma Seaborn

20 Wins -
50 Wins Meghan Janssen, Tyler Curtis

Century Club (100G, 100A, 100 2A, 100D, 100TA) - Jon Brandt

[iskric21]

Hi all!

Episode 4 of the podcast is here! Listen and Enjoy!

https://soundcloud.com/marko-iskric/tor ... -episode-4

[IcBone]

Nov 28th, 2017 – Entry 6:

Dear Diary,

I haven't lost hope yet! But my faith is getting a little shaky. Gonna have to pray to the Big Brothers for a turn around this week and hopefully start our long climb back into the race. I'm hoping that I can carry on the trend of my other teams this week and win, but i'm starting to worry that maybe it's me. So far this indoor season I am a combined 4-10 on all my teams and 2 of those wins came Sunday and Monday.

Now this isn't a large sample size but I made a strong effort to stop my poaching on those 2 games and we managed to win so maybe just maybe and I'm not 100% on this but it could be possible. Probably gonna need a lot more data before I come to a conclusion but again MAYBE a small chance like 0.00000001% chance that it's a sign that my poaching doesn't actually help. Again I just want to iterate that this is not proven data Diary and no one needs to know about this yet and I still need to back it up with more research but I could possibly be convinced. I think the percentage could go up to 0.0000001%. If this theory is proven right Diary it's going to be a long road to recovery.

Stay Classy TPL
Poach Master Bones

[HotSauce]

Before the madness of the betting begins, the third installment of Diva's Guide To Lesser Known Attractions Of MAg'attHin brings you a short tribute to NYC.

“There’s something about New York. I can’t explain it. It’s less of a place and more of an experience. To see it and to hear it is all to feel it. It’s the feeling of adventure and being away from home and being totally free. The city lives and breathes and thrives and its energy stays with you long after you leave it.”

― Jacqueline E. Smith

"...there’s still something about New York. As soon you step on the sidewalk, you’re f***ing in New York. It’s still pure. Everywhere you look, everywhere you walk. At this point in my life, I’m not leaning on a scene. It’s the last thing I want, so I can find tons of inspiration here. It’s still the best f***ing city in the world, no matter what phase it’s going through."

― Sam Fogarino

So, yes, there may be something about Marko...but he ain't no f***king New York City...

[Elasticlad]

Hey TPLers,

Do you have any dead household batteries?

My kids are recycling batteries for school and are looking to snag your dead soldiers.

So rummage through those junk drawers and take comfort in the knowledge that you're part of a grand and storied tradition of parents helping their kids out, once again, with their latest school project.

Faulkner

[JonB]

Week 5 Stats Post


Century Club (100G, 100A, 100 2A, 100D, 100TA) - Jon Brandt

Honoured to be in the club.
Longevity pays off it seems.

Anywhere to see a list of others?

Glad I checked out BBS this week. Now where is the betting post?

[pferder]

Betting post please.

I have a lot of ground to make up....

[HotSauce]

Betting post please.

I have a lot of ground to make up....

Rumour has it the bookie is on vacation. Or has skipped town with the Soupcan...

[iskric21]

Hi all!

I hope you are all well!
The next podcast is here!
Listen and Enjoy!

https://soundcloud.com/marko-iskric/tor ... -episode-5

[destin]

Picks from week 5:

diva: 1. forgregging slater 2. big fat raoul 3. dara met chelsea 4. chin & shim 5. steph hates jon 6. --
nick hung: 1. something marko 2. big fat raoul 3. dara met chelsea 4. chin & shim 5. darrel's scoobers 6. mag'atthin
kramer: 1. forgregging slater 2. swiese ojobama 3. dara met chelsea 4. chin & shim 5. darrel's scoobers 6. mag'atthin
darrel: 1. forgregging slater 2. big fat raoul 3. dara met chelsea 4. chin & shim 5. darrel's scoobers 6. mag'atthin
hayden: 1. forgregging slater 2. big fat raoul 3. dara met chelsea 4. matt & kaity 5. steph hates jon 6. paddy's pub
rajiv: 1. something marko 2. big fat raoul 3. dara met chelsea 4. chin & shim 5. steph hates jon 6. mag'atthin
jess jia: 1. something marko 2. big fat raoul 3. dara met chelsea 4. chin & shim 5. darrel's scoobers 6. mag'atthin
sasspot: 1. forgregging slater 2. swiese ojobama 3. dara met chelsea 4. matt & kaity 5. darrel's scoobers 6. paddy's pub
neil: 1. forgregging slater 2. swiese ojobama 3. dara met chelsea 4. matt & kaity 5. darrel's scoobers 6. paddy's pub
nfaries: 1. forgregging slater 2. swiese ojobama 3. lindsay bones 4. matt & kaity 5. steph hates jon 6. paddy's pub
BC: 1. forgregging slater 2. swiese ojobama 3. dara met chelsea 4. matt & kaity 5. darrel's scoobers 6. mag'atthin
rehorst: 1. something marko 2. -- 3. lindsay bones 4. matt & kaity 5. darrel's scoobers 6. mag'atthin
catchao: 1. forgregging slater 2. swiese ojobama 3. lindsay bones 4. chin & shim 5. steph hates jon 6. mag'atthin
nicolas: 1. forgregging slater 2. big fat raoul 3. dara met chelsea 4. chin & shim 5. steph hates jon 6. paddy's pub
ian bone: 1. forgregging slater 2. big fat raoul 3. lindsay bones 4. matt & kaity 5. darrel's scoobers 6. paddy's pub
adam w: 1. forgregging slater 2. big fat raoul 3. -- 4. -- 5. darrel's scoobers 6. --
paddy: 1. something marko 2. big fat raoul 3. dara met chelsea 4. matt & kaity 5. darrel's scoobers 6. paddy's pub
max power: 1. forgregging slater 2. swiese ojobama 3. lindsay bones 4. chin & shim 5. darrel's scoobers 6. mag'atthin
lefty rosenthal: 1. -- 2. swiese ojobama 3. dara met chelsea 4. chin & shim 5. -- 6. --
ferderber: 1. something marko 2. swiese ojobama 3. -- 4. -- 5. darrel's scoobers 6. paddy's pub
gareth: 1. forgregging slater 2. swiese ojobama 3. lindsay bones 4. chin & shim 5. darrel's scoobers 6. paddy's pub

[destin]

Betting Results Week Five

I was on vacation but will be back with the degenerate lovers pool tomorrow. Here are the standing after week five.

best bettor: ferderber with 100% correct
worst bettor: catchao with 17% correct, yikes. week one nerves?
biggest gimme: Darrel's Scoobers with 70% correct
biggest upset: Something Marko with 30% correct

bettors were 52% correct this week, 43% for the season

Correct Picks:
Something Marko vs Forgregging Slater (-1.5)
Swiese Ojobama vs Big Fat Raoul (-1.5)
Dara Met Chelsea vs Lindsay Bones (-0.5)
Matt & Kaity (-2.5) vs Chin & Shim
Darrel's Scoobers (-0.5) vs Steph Hates Jon
Paddy's Pub vs MAg'attHin (-0.5)

Standings: week, season, %
sasspot: 5/6, 13/17, 76%
paddy: 5/6, 12/18, 67%
lefty rosenthal: 2/3, 2/3, 67%
rehorst: 3/5, 26/42, 62%
kramer: 3/6, 22/38, 58%
@realdonaldtrump: 0/0, 10/19, 53%
gosbee: 0/0, 20/39, 51%
cashin: 0/0, 3/6, 50%
daniel: 0/0, 19/39, 49%
bru: 0/0, 8/17, 47%
ferderber: 4/4, 7/15, 47%
marko: 0/0, 18/39, 46%
ian bone: 3/6, 19/41, 46%
hayden: 3/6, 18/40, 45%
kaity: 0/0, 4/9, 44%
diva: 1/5, 17/40, 43%
nick hung: 3/6, 15/35, 43%
FirstRoundMistake: 0/0, 5/12, 42%
nfaries: 3/6, 19/45, 42%
neil: 5/6, 18/43, 42%
BC: 4/6, 14/33, 42%
Cameron: 0/0, 5/12, 42%
rudanycz: 0/0, 11/27, 41%
raoul: 0/0, 16/39, 41%
kat: 0/0, 9/22, 41%
jess jia: 3/6, 18/45, 40%
rajiv: 2/6, 18/45, 40%
gareth: 3/6, 17/45, 38%
colphon: 0/0, 14/37, 38%
huang: 0/0, 10/27, 37%
carter: 0/0, 9/25, 36%
vikki: 0/0, 6/17, 35%
max power: 2/6, 15/44, 34%
wangers: 0/0, 2/6, 33%
JQ: 0/0, 4/12, 33%
darrel: 2/6, 7/22, 32%
nicolas: 2/6, 12/41, 29%
adam w: 1/3, 5/19, 26%
catchao: 1/6, 1/6, 17%

[IcBone]

Dec 4th, 2017 – Entry 7: A Poaching Solution

Dear Diary,

I'm not liking the outcome of my research. All the data seems to be trending towards less poaching = more winning which is something I am having a hard time comprehending. How could something that gets me so many stats be causing so many losses. My only conclusion to this is that my poaching must cause other people to poach as well which is leading to poor team defence. There is no other explanation to this data.

So in order to fix this I will have to give my team members a stern talking to. Telling everyone not to do what I do so that I can continue to do what I do. I know what you are thinking... what a brilliant solution to the problem! I know I know no need for the compliments it's just what I do.

We all have our vices....

Good Night and Good Luck
GM Bones

[destin]

Welcome to the The TPL Betting Pool aka the Soupcan Memorial Degenerate Player Pool aka the We Found Love in a Hopeless Bet aka You Made Your Bet Now You Lie In It Betting Pool.

I missed you all dearly last week but the pool is back and so is Destin's Comment Corner so get your comments in.

We will be keeping track of % of correct pics throughout the season.

Spreads will be used to handicap the match-ups.
Note A: "Team A (-1.5) vs Team B" means that Team A is favoured to win by 1.5 points.
Note B: Gamblers must make a minimum 50 bets over the course of the season in order to be eligible to win the Soupcan.

Here's the link:

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/GMYQDZB

[Big Country]

Week 6 Stats Post
Full stats leaderboard can be found here
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... =158007342

Also, if you haven't done so, find the TPL facebook page and like it!

Male MVP
This week’s male MVP is Jake Turcotte. This is his 1st MVP honors this year and 2nd lifetime

3 Goals
5 Assists
2 2nd Assists
3 Ds
0 Throwaways
0 Receiver Error

Female MVP
This week's female MVP is Vikki Shimoda. This is her 1st MVP honors this year and her 5th lifetime.

5 Goals
3 Assists
1 2nd Assists
2 Ds
1 Throwaways
1 Receiver Error

Defensive players of the week
The male defensive player(s) of the week are Ian Bone, Aaron Hooper, Nathaniel Nathaniel with 4 Ds
The female defensive player(s) of the week are Hadiya Roderique with 5 Ds

Leaderboards

Goals
Lily Steponaitis 31
Tyler Curtis 27
Vikki Shimoda 26

Goals - Female
Lily Steponaitis 31
Vikki Shimoda 26
Laura Archila 19

Assists
Neil Duchen 35
Greg Kramer 34
Julian Weinrib 30

Assists - Female
Destin McQuillan 19
Emma Seaborn 17
Marisa Hart 14

2nd Assist
Jeff Chik 16
Chris Wang 16
Remi Jr. Ojo 15

2nd Assist - Female
Emma Seaborn 15
Madeleine Channen 11
Sarah Burke 10

Most Ds
Travis DeWolf 20
Remi Jr. Ojo 19
Ian Bone 18

Most Ds - Female
Hadiya Roderique 12
Megan Mcnally 11
Lily Steponaitis 11

Throwaways
Greg Kramer 28
Darrel Nantais 28
BC Roedde 27

Top Salary
Julian Weinrib 408000
Neil Duchen 395500
Jake Turcotte 359500

Top Female Salary
Lily Steponaitis 335000
Destin McQuillan 298500
Vikki Shimoda 283000


Milestones

These people have reached the following lieftime milestones this week

100 Goals -
250 Goals -
500 Goals -

200 Assists - Jeff Chik
500 Assists -

50 Ds -
100 Ds -

100 Throwaways - Anthony Slater
250 Throwaways

$1,000,000 -
$2,000,000 -

20 Wins -
50 Wins

Century Club (100G, 100A, 100 2A, 100D, 100TA) - Anthony Slater