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2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby HotSauce » Tue Oct 24, 2017 10:14 am

Have you ever noticed that, with all the sequels being released, there is one genre which seems to never generate sequels? I'm talking about Romantic Comedies. Those shiny little baubles giving sparkle and colour to our otherwise drab, plaid covered, half-caf soy latte, hipster lives. Of course there are a few exceptions like the amazingly well written Before Sunrise/Sunset/Midnight trilogy and the much more fun but overly saccharine Bridget Jones trilogy (you could bring up the Sex In The City movies but...please don't...) but the reason there aren't rom com sequels is that the sequel will always change the happy ending which made the original a comedy. We want to believe that there is a happy ever after for someone somewhere.

But do you know what has amazing sequels? Nine of them to date?

TPL!!!!!!!

And a tenth sequel is set to debut this Wednesday, October 25th. Season XI's theme is Rom Coms!

Here are your teams and GMs:

Matt & Kaity Need Parity Trades (Matt Colphon and Kaity Williams...Parity Trades not Wedding Dates...get it? Starting with an easy one so you get the idea...)
Breakfast at Paddy's (Patrick Russell...only if you play your cards right...I hear he makes a mean eggs benny)
My big fat Greek Raoul (Raoul Tanyan...this was the first trade of the season...he traded his dignity for an amazing team name)
BrokeMark Mountain or How Darrel got his Scoober Back (Darrel Nantais and Peter Ferderber...seriously guys...just pick one)
Swiese Home Ojobama (Laura Wiese and Remi Ojo...is that Swiss Home Obama...don't know that movie)
When Dara met Chelsea (Dara Lo and Chelsea "Handler" Jackson...I'm sure there's a story there but...let's move on...)
How To Trade A's Team In 10 Weeks (Hin Tang and Agatha Hodsman)
Lindsay Bones’s Diary (Lindsay Musalem and Ian Bone...being the first in a trilogy you two are committed to GM two more seasons)
There’s Something About Marko (Marko Iskric...umm...yes...there is...)
10 Things Steph Hates About Jon (Stephanie Schwartz and Jon Brandt...we hear the other Stephanie (loving wife to Jon) has a much longer list)
Chin And Shim's Infinite Tradeslist (Carter Chin and Vikki Shimoda...at present limited by the actual players in the league but theoretically infinite due to the possibility of trading a player (let's just call him Remi Ojo) for a non-playing snack food (let's call it a bucket of cookies))
Slater-Kramer (Anthony Slater and Greg Kramer...no name yet...willing to crowdsource. I vote Kramer vs Kramer since Slater is pretty irrelevant on this team)

Tell all your friends to keep checking this topic. The GMs have been challenged to post on here. It might be funny, pithy, scathing, sarcastic, bombastic, witty, scandalous, ostentatious, or, heck, even romantic and comedic.

Oh...and we'll play some ultimate in between.

Still A Diva...Hin.
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby MaxPower » Tue Oct 24, 2017 11:12 am

Thanks for getting the BBS party started, Hin. Ever since April, it feels like the TUC BBS has been overtaken by men looking for teams and teams looking for women. Well, that's about to change as the greatest and most definitely one of the best 27 ultimate leagues in Toronto is back to remind everyone why the BBS is still linked on the home page.

Biggest news for the season is the move to 3:3 gender ratio. Sadly, this may have contributed to the whole "men looking for teams" thing, but seeing how we sold out the female spots in record time, we're very excited about the change.

While we wait for Slater & Kramer to finalize their team name let's fill some space with the top 25 draft picks. Once again, we had separate male/female drafts. Auto-picks for GMs will be noted:

Lily Steponaitis, Destin McQuillan, Emma Seaborn, Lindsay Musalem (GM), Sarah Kidd, Hadiya Roderique, Kelly Smith, Sarah Burke, Nat Fitzgerald, Rebecca Mesburis, Elisa Tran, Jessica Jia, Laura Wiese (GM), Vikki Shimoda (GM), Jessica Chen, Kat Johnson, Marisa Hart, Madeleine Channen, Hanna Jones-Eriksson, Jacqui Hayworth, Veronica Wong, Heidi Siu, Zoe Daniels, Laura Archila, Audrey Fu

Remi Ojo (GM), Gareth Cawley, Matt Denton, Jake Turcotte, Greg Kramer (GM), Tom Jennings, Jules Weinrib, Chris Loat, Ian Bone (GM), Jon Brunetti, Nathaniel Faries, Kieran Bol, Chris Wang, Darrel Nantais (GM), Will Mercer, Mike Huang, Andy Milne, Matt Kishi, Travis DeWolf, Aaron Hooper, Matt Galloway, David Ip, Colin Thompson, Neil Duchen, Tyler Curtis

Biggest takeaway from this list is that we have 9 female rookies drafted in the top 25; a huge influx of talent!!

Looking forward to renewing our quest for parity...and perhaps even...true love??
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby dkishi » Tue Oct 24, 2017 1:23 pm

Throwing this out there to help out the unnamed team:
Slater's just not that in to Kramer? Or vice-versa (Movie: He's just not that into you)
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby dany3w » Tue Oct 24, 2017 2:09 pm

When can I start betting?
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby destin » Tue Oct 24, 2017 3:49 pm

The answer to that dany3w, is NOW!

The off season is finally over. You've had your summer fling; now it's time for the real thing. Let's get serious about TPL Season XI.

Welcome to the The TPL Betting Pool aka the Soupcan Memorial Degenerate Player Pool aka the We Found Love in a Hopeless Bet aka You Made Your Bet Now You Lie In It Betting Pool.

We will be keeping track of % of correct pics throughout the season.

Spreads will be used to handicap the match-ups.
Note A: "Team A (-1.5) vs Team B" means that Team A is favoured to win by 1.5 points.
Note B: Gamblers must make a minimum 50 bets over the course of the season in order to be eligible to win the Soupcan.
Note C: No sidebets this week because I'm busy but don't worry, they'll be back.

I'm trying something different this season by taking your bets in the form of a survey, so here's the link:

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/N87QTJZ

Let the betting begin!
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby travisdewolf » Tue Oct 24, 2017 3:51 pm

Who considers Brokeback Mountain a Romantic Comedy??
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby nfaries » Tue Oct 24, 2017 5:27 pm

Tomorrow is gonna be a great day for TPL, and therefore the world.

Also, I like the ease of use of the survey, but I feel like I'll miss seeing everyone's bets
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby destin » Tue Oct 24, 2017 5:36 pm

nfaries wrote:Tomorrow is gonna be a great day for TPL, and therefore the world.

Also, I like the ease of use of the survey, but I feel like I'll miss seeing everyone's bets



I'll post a recap of everyone's votes on here daily...or twice daily...or thrice daily. Depends how often they roll in.
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby HotSauce » Tue Oct 24, 2017 5:47 pm

destin wrote:
nfaries wrote:Tomorrow is gonna be a great day for TPL, and therefore the world.

Also, I like the ease of use of the survey, but I feel like I'll miss seeing everyone's bets



I'll post a recap of everyone's votes on here daily...or twice daily...or thrice daily. Depends how often they roll in.


Is it possible to add our own comments in addition to our bets?
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby IcBone » Tue Oct 24, 2017 8:20 pm

Challenge accepted! Each week we will be posting a Diary entry out of Lindsay Bones’s Diary. This is information coveted by many that we will be giving to you TPL fans for free.

Oct 24th, 2017 – Entry 1: Pre-Season

1 day to go before it all begins!

I’ve been getting Lindsay to toughen me up by verbally insulting me over the last week to prepare for all the heckling that happens on the sidelines. Luckily for me we start the season off at 8pm which is always the best time slot to get away from the peanut gallery.

Been trying to figure out a strategy on how to make Lindsay agree to letting me trade for all the ROY guys with little success since she actually wants to win the league. I think the real challenge this season won’t be winning but will be Lindsay not killing me. So far, she regrets nothing but I don’t think she knows what she’s gotten herself into.
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby destin » Tue Oct 24, 2017 10:22 pm

Diva: Steph Hates Jon, A Team, Dara Met Chelsea, Break-Mark Mountain, Breakfast at Paddy's, Big Fat Raoul
Marko: Steph Hates Jon, Lindsay Bones, Swiese Ojobama, Break-Mark Mountain, Kramer-Slater, Chin & Shim's
Jess Jia: Steph Hates Jon, Lindsay Bones, Swiese Ojobama, Break-Mark Mountain, Kramer-Slater, Chin & Shim's
Adam W: Matt & Kaity, Lindsay Bones, Swiese Ojobama, --, --, Chin & Shim's
Nathaniel: Steph Hates Jon, A Team, Dara Met Chelsea, Break-Mark Mountain, Kramer-Slater, Chin & Shim's
Ian Bone: Steph Hates Jon, Lindsay Bones, Swiese Ojobama, Break-Mark Mountain, Kramer-Slater, Chin & Shim's
Bru: Steph Hates Jon, Lindsay Bones, Dara Met Chelsea, Break-Mark Mountain, Breakfast at Paddy's, Big Fat Raoul
Vikki: Steph Hates Jon, Lindsay Bones, Swiese Ojobama, Break-Mark Mountain, Kramer-Slater, Chin & Shim's
Huang: Matt & Kaity, Lindsay Bones, Swiese Ojobama, Break-Mark Mountain, Kramer-Slater, Big Fat Raoul
Cashin: Steph Hates Jon, A Team, Swiese Ojobama, Break-Mark Mountain, Breakfast at Paddy's, Chin & Shim's
Neil: Matt & Kaity, Lindsay Bones, Swiese Ojobama, Break-Mark Mountain, Kramer-Slater, Chin & Shim's
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby destin » Tue Oct 24, 2017 10:23 pm

HotSauce wrote:
destin wrote:
nfaries wrote:Tomorrow is gonna be a great day for TPL, and therefore the world.

Also, I like the ease of use of the survey, but I feel like I'll miss seeing everyone's bets



I'll post a recap of everyone's votes on here daily...or twice daily...or thrice daily. Depends how often they roll in.


Is it possible to add our own comments in addition to our bets?


I'll add an extra comment box next week!
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby destin » Wed Oct 25, 2017 9:23 am

BC: Steph Hates Jon, Lindsay Bones, Swiese Ojobama, Break-Mark Mountain, Kramer-Slater, Big Fat Raoul
Nicolas: Matt & Kaity, Lindsay Bones, --, Break-Mark Mountain, Kramer-Slater, Big Fat Raoul
Carter: --, --, Swiese Home Ojobama, Break-Mark Mountain, --, Chin & Shim's
Max Power: Steph Hates Jon, A Team, Swiese Ojobama, Something About Marko, Kramer-Slater, Chin & Shim's
Colphon: Matt & Kaity, A Team, Swiese Ojobama, Break-Mark Mountain, Kramer-Slater, Chin & Shim's
Rajiv: Steph Hates Jon, A Team, Swiese Ojobama, Break-Mark Mountain, Kramer-Slater, Big Fat Raoul
Rehorst: Matt & Kaity, A Team, Swiese Ojobama, Something About Marko, Kramer-Slater, Big Fat Raoul
Daniel: Steph Hates Jon, Lindsay Bones, Swiese Ojobama, Break-Mark Mountain, Breakfast at Paddy's, Chin & Shim's
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby nfaries » Wed Oct 25, 2017 10:26 am

IcBone wrote: I’ve been getting Lindsay to toughen me up by verbally insulting me over the last week to prepare for all the heckling that happens on the sidelines. Luckily for me we start the season off at 8pm which is always the best time slot to get away from the peanut gallery.


I guess names do break Bones....
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby pferder » Wed Oct 25, 2017 2:29 pm

travisdewolf wrote:Who considers Brokeback Mountain a Romantic Comedy??


Brokeback Mountain may not be a Comedy, but BrokeMARK Mountain or: How Darrel go his Scoober Back is HILARIOUS!
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby haydizzle » Wed Oct 25, 2017 2:38 pm

travisdewolf wrote:Who considers Brokeback Mountain a Romantic Comedy??


after some googling, nobody of note
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby vrehorst » Wed Oct 25, 2017 2:50 pm

Looks like Kramer-Slater is now "Forgregging Slater Marshall"

(saving you the IMDb lookup, it's "Forgetting Sarah Marshall")
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby soyelhombre » Wed Oct 25, 2017 5:21 pm

Excited for the first week of TPL!
Who's getting the coveted honey balls from Carter and Vikkis team?
That's right, my big fat Greek Raoul is bringing male and female mvps honey balls!

Bring napkins. Opa!
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby destin » Wed Oct 25, 2017 6:36 pm

Gareth: Steph Hates Jon, Lindsay Bones, Swiese Home Ojobama, Break-Mark Mountain, Kramer-Slater, Chin & Shim's
Gosbee: Matt & Kaity, Lindsay Bones, Swiese Ojobama, Break-Mark, Breakfast at Paddy's, Big Fat Raoul
Wangers: Steph Hates Jon, Lindsay Bones, Swiese Ojobama, Something About Marko, Kramer-Slater, Chin & Shim's
Nick Hung: Steph Hates Jon, Lindsay Bones, Dara Met Chelsea, Something About Marko, Kramer-Slater, Chin & Shim's
Ferderber: --, --, --, Break-Mark, Kramer-Slater, Chin & Shim's
Hayden: Steph Hates Jon, Lindsay Bones, Swiese Ojobama, Something About Marko, Breakfast at Paddy's, Chin & Shim's
Darrel: Steph Hates Jon, Lindsay Bones, Swiese Ojobama, --, Kramer-Slater, Big Fat Raoul
Raoul: Steph Hates Jon, Lindsay Bones, Swiese Ojobama, Break-Mark Mountain, Kramer-Slater, Big Fat Raoul
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby destin » Thu Oct 26, 2017 12:24 pm

BETTING RESULTS WEEK 1
Diva with a great first week of bets at 83%! AdamW, Carter, Ferderber, and Neil with 0% correct. Sad.
Correct Picks:
Steph Hates Jon
A Team
When Dara Met Chelsea
There's Something About Marko
Breakfast at Paddy's
Big Fat Raoul

Standings: (Week, %)
Diva: 5/6, 83%
Bru: 4/6, 67%
Nathaniel: 3/6, 50%
Cashin: 3/6, 50%
Max Power: 3/6, 50%
Rajiv: 3/6, 50%
Rehorst: 3/6, 50%
Nick Hung: 3/6, 50%
Hayden: 3/6, 50%
BC: 2/6, 33%
Daniel: 2/6, 33%
Gosbee: 2/6, 33%
Wangers: 2/6, 33%
Darrel: 2/6, 33%
Raoul: 2/6, 33%
Nicolas: 1/5, 20%
Marko: 1/6, 17%
Jess Jia: 1/6, 17%
Ian Bone: 1/6, 17%
Vikki: 1/6, 17%
Huang: 1/6, 17%
Colphon: 1/6, 17%
Gareth: 1/6, 17%
Carter: 0/3, 0%
Ferderber: 0/3, 0%
Adam W: 0/4, 0%
Neil: 0/6, 0%
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby MaxPower » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:53 pm

Week 1 BBS Stats Post
Full stats leaderboard can be found...when it gets made.

Also, if you haven't done so, find the TPL Facebook page and like it!

Female MVP
This week's female MVP is Emma Seaborn. This is her 1st MVP honors this year and her 3rd lifetime.

4 Goals
3 Assists
3 2nd Assists
2 Ds
1 Throwaways
0 Receiver Error

Male MVP
This week’s male MVP is Will Mercer. This is his 1st MVP honors this year and 2nd lifetime.

4 Goals
4 Assists
2 2nd Assists
2 Ds
1 Throwaways
0 Receiver Error

Defensive players of the week
The female defensive players of the week are Destin McQuillan and Hadiya Roderique with 3 Ds
The male defensive players of the week are Greg Kramer, Julian Weinrib, Travis DeWolf, Jon Brunetti, Larry Macdonald, Remi Ojo, Mike Huang with 3 Ds

Leaderboards

Goals - Female
Zoe Daniels 6
Amanda Murdoch 4
Emma Seaborn 4
Hanna Jones-Eriksson 4
Lindsay Musalem 4
Sarah Burke 4
Vikki Shimoda 4

Goals - Male
Gareth Cawley 6
Aaron Hooper 5
Tom Jennings 5

Assists - Female
Destin McQuillan 4
Andrea Nickel 3
Emma Seaborn 3
Kat Johnson 3
Madeleine Channen 3
Sarah Kidd 3

Assists - Male
Greg Kramer 7
Darrel Nantais 6
Jeremy Roedde 6
Matt Denton 6
Neil Duchen 6

2nd Assist - Female
Emma Seaborn 3
Sarah Kidd 3

2nd Assist - Male
Ian Bone 4
Matt Galloway 4
Neil Duchen 4
Travis DeWolf 4

Most Ds - Female
Destin McQuillan 3
Hadiya Roderique 3

Most Ds - Male
See the Defenders of the week above

Throwaways
Darrel Nantais 7
Mike Huang 7
Carter Chin 6

Top Salary
Will Mercer 157500
Emma Seaborn 155500
Tom Jennings 155000

Top Female Salary
Emma Seaborn 155500
Sarah Kidd 149000
Destin McQuillan 147500
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby mkukucska89 » Fri Oct 27, 2017 10:48 am

MaxPower wrote:Mike Huang with 3 Ds


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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby IcBone » Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:47 am

Oct 30th, 2017 – Entry 2: Perennial Gm's (Also Gms of the Year) Hin and Agatha vs. The Rookies.

Dear Diary (I was told I needed to add this for authenticity),

Man did we learn a hard lesson last week! Never get tricked by Hin and Agatha's friendly demeanor. They are ruthless when game time starts. What started as a close game quickly turned into a blow out win for the Vets. Leaving Lindsay and I crying on the sidelines wondering where we went wrong in our draft. (some may say it was drafting a TC legend in the second round).

We thought the plus to all this was that we wouldn't have to worry about Cap this week and trading would be a breeze! People forgot to mention though that when you get blown out that badly your teams cap is so low that you basically have to trade away everyone... Trying to make up 80k to get above the floor is no easy task in week one.

It was a rough introduction to GM life and most definitely made me realize i'm probably getting fired from my real job because my Thursdays and Fridays are now spent negotiating trade deals.

On the bright side we can only go up from here... I hope!
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby destin » Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:51 pm

Welcome to the The TPL Betting Pool aka the Soupcan Memorial Degenerate Player Pool aka the We Found Love in a Hopeless Bet aka You Made Your Bet Now You Lie In It Betting Pool.

Great first week of betting everyone. Let's see if our 0% betters can get a correct pick on the board this week. If you didn't bet last week, don't fret. You can join in at any time.

We will be keeping track of % of correct pics throughout the season.

Spreads will be used to handicap the match-ups.
Note A: "Team A (-1.5) vs Team B" means that Team A is favoured to win by 1.5 points.
Note B: Gamblers must make a minimum 50 bets over the course of the season in order to be eligible to win the Soupcan.
Note C: Side bets are included with each question.

Here's the link:
https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/DSLXNWL
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby nfaries » Tue Oct 31, 2017 11:44 am

Putting Huang in the "Most Throwaways" category...I thought these were supposed to be close bets?
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby destin » Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:08 pm

Raoul: 1.Lindsay Bones;Kaity and Colphon, 2. Big Fat Raoul; Kishi and Hart, 3. Paddy's Pub;Lily and Wangers, 4. Steph Hates Jon; Kidd and Loat, 5. Swiese Ojobama; Jia and Curtis, 6. Forgregging Slater; Archila and Burger
Colphon: 1. Matt&Kaity; Huang, 2. MAg'hattHin; DeWolf and Channen, 3. Dara Met Chelsea; Lily and Wangers, 4. Something Marko; Kidd and Loat, 5. Swiese Ojobama; Jia and Curtis, 6. Forgregging Slater, Diane and Carter
Kramer: 1. Matt & Kaity; Huang, 2. MAg'hattHin, Kishi and Hart, 3. Paddy's Pub; Lily and Wangers, 4. Something Marko; Kat and Galloway, 5. Swiese Ojobama; Jia and Curtis, 6. Forgregging Slater; Archila and Burger
Diva: 1. Matt & Kaity; Huang, 2. MAg'hattHin, DeWolf and Channen, 3. Dara Met Chelsea; Emma and Bru, 4. Steph Hates Jon; Kidd and Loat, 5. Darrel's Scoober; Jia and Curtis, 6. Forgregging Slater; Diane and Curtis
Gosbee: 1. Matt & Kaity; Huang, 2. Big Fat Raoul; Kishi and Hart, 3. Dara Met Chelsea, Lily and Wangers 4. Steph Hates Jon, Kidd and Loat. 5. Swiese Ojobama, Jia and Curtis. 6. Forgregging Slater, Diane and Carter.
Hayden: 1. Lindsay Bones, Huang. 2. MAg'hattHin, DeWolf and Channen. 3. Dara Met Chelsea, Emma and Bru. 4. Steph Hates Jon, Kidd and Loat. 5. Swiese Ojobama, Jia and Curtis. 6. Forgregging Slater, Diane and Carter.
nfaries: 1. Lindsay Bones, Huang. 2. MAg'hattHin, DeWolf and Channen. 3. Paddy's Pub, Lily and Wangers. 4. Something Marko, Kidd and Loat. 5. Darrel's Scoober, Jia and Curtis. 6. Forgregging Slater, Archila and Burger.
Michael Rudanycz: 1. --, Kaity and Colphon, 2. --, DeWolf and Channen. 3. --, Lily and Wangers. 4. --, Kidd and Loat. 5. --, Jia and Curtis. 6. Chin&Shim, --.
Max Power: 1. Lindsay Bones, Kaity and Colphon. 2. MAg'hattHin, DeWolf and Channen. 3. Paddy's Pub, Lily and Wangers. 4. Something Marko, Kidd and Loat. 5. Darrel's Scoober, Jia and Curtis. 6. Forgregging Slater, Diane and Carter.
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby HotSauce » Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:23 am

This forum is third among the most recently posted on the TUC home page. Unacceptable.

So you may notice tonight that some the faces of some men in the league look a bit different. It's Movember 1st. There are two GMs (Hin and Raoul) who have decided to be clean shaven today and start growing a mustache. Follow their progress and learn more about The Movember Foundation and their work to address prostate cancer, testicular cancer, and mental health and suicide prevention. If you've been considering doing this, it's not too late. Join our team and we'll work together to generate more interest and raise funds.

Team page:
https://moteam.co/tuc-parity-league-ete ... potless-mo

The Movember Foundation:
https://ca.movember.com/about/foundation
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby destin » Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:16 pm

Huang: 1. Lindsay Bones, Kaity and Colphon. 2. Big Fat Raoul, Kishi and Hart. 3. Dara Met Chelsea, Emma and Bru. 4. Steph Hates Jon, Kidd and Loat. 5. Swiese Ojobama, Jia and Curtis. 6. Chin & Shim, Archila and Burger.
Ian Bone: 1. Lindsay and Bones, Kaity and Colphon. 2. Big Fat Raoul, Kishi and Hart. 3. Dara Met Chelsea, Emma and Bru. 4. Steph Hates Jon, Kidd and Loat. 5. Swiese Ojobama, Jia and Curtis. 6. Chin & Shim, --
Nick Hung: 1. Lindsay Bones, Kaity and Colphon. 2. Big Fat Raoul, Kishi and Hart. 3. Dara Met Chelsea, Emma and Bru. 4. Something Marko, Kidd and Loat. 5. Darrel's Scoober, Zoe and Ferderber. 6. Forgregging Slater, Archila and Burger.
Victor Rehorst: 1. Matt & Kaity, Huang. 2. MAg'hattHin, Kishi and Hart. 3. Paddy's Pub, Emma and Bru. 4. Something Marko, Kidd and Loat. 5. Swiese Ojobama, Jia and Curtis. 6. Chin & Shim, Archila and Burger.
Neil Duchen: 1. Matt & Kaity, Huang. 2. MAg'hattHin, Kishi and Hart. 3. Dara Met Chelsea, Emma and Bru. 4. Something Marko, Kidd and Loat. 5. Swiese Ojobama, Jia and Curtis. 6. Forgregging Slater, Archila and Burger.
Rajiv: 1. Lindsay Bones, Kaity and Colphon. 2. Big Fat Raoul, Kishi and Hart. 3. Dara Met Chelsea, Lily and Wangers. 4. Steph Hates Jon, Kidd and Loat. 5. Darrel's Scoobers, Jia and Curtis. 6. Chin & Shim, Diane and Carter.
Jess Jia: 1. Lindsay Bones, Huang. 2. MAg'hattHin, Kishi and Hart. 3. Paddy's Pub, Lily and Wangers. 4. Steph Hates Jon, Kidd and Loat. 5. Swiese Ojobama, Jia and Curtis. 6. Forgregging Slater, Diane and Carter.
Adam W: 1. Lindsay Bones, Huang. 2. MAg'hattHin, Kishi and Hart. 3. Dara Met Chelsea, --. 4. --, --. 5. Swiese Ojobama, Jia and Curtis. 6. --, --.
BC: 1. Lindsay Bones, Kaity and Colphon. 2. MAg'hattHin, Kishi and Hart. 3. Dara Met Chelsea, Emma and Bru. 4. Something Marko, Kidd and Loat. 5. Darrel's Scoober, Jia and Curtis. 6. Forgregging Slater, Archila and Burger.
Daniel: 1. Lindsay Bones, Kaity and Colphon. 2. Big Fat Raoul, Kishi and Hart. 3. Paddy's Pub, Lily and Wangers. 4. Steph Hates Jon, Kidd and Loat. 5. Swiese Ojobama, Jia and Curtis. 6. Chin & Shim, Diane and Carter.
Gareth: 1. Lindsay Bones, Huang. 2. MAg'hattHin, Kishi and Hart. 3. Dara Met Chelsea, Emma and Bru. 4. Steph Hates Jon, Kidd and Loat. 5. Swiese Ojobama, Jia and Curtis. 6. Forgregging Slater, Diane and Carter.
Nicolas: 1. Lindsay Bones, Huang. 2. MAg'hattHin, Kishi and Hart. 3. Dara Met Chelsea, Emma and Bru. 4. Steph Hates Jon, Kidd and Loat. 5. Darrel's Scoober, Zoe and Ferderber. 6. Forgregging Slater, Diane and Carter.
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby destin » Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:48 pm

Destin's Comment Corner
this is where I address the comments you commented to me, while sitting in a corner.
1. To nfaries, regarding putting Huang in the TA side bet. I though it was fair to put him up against two players. If he proves successful (or unsuccessful, depends how you look at it), I will match him up against 3 players, then 4, and so on until he is finally outmatched.
2. To Huang, regarding your throwaways, you commented that you will sign yourself into rehab if you complete over 5 throwaways tonight. In response, I have alerted a medical professional and a car will be standing by in the likely case that you will need transportation to said facility.
3. To Raoul (I did not promise anonymity), regarding Marko feeling jealous of all the GM bromances, and wanting a bro of his own. If anyone is interested in being Marko's bro, please send me a quick message describing yourself and detailing why you'd make a good bro. I will choose the best bro for Marko and put you in contact with him.
4. To Colphon, who heard TPL was starting a dating pool. This is an unsubstantiated rumour. However, if there are any singles out there who are looking for love, please send me a quick description of yourself and why you'd make a good couple and who you have a crush on and I will do with this information whatever I deem appropriate.
5. To Hayden Andrews, who commented that he "is not in a romantic relationship with this font colour". All comments appear to me in a very tasteful, black font. Please elaborate in your next comment what font colours you find offensive and I will do my best to eliminate these colours from my survey. I also might do nothing.
6. To Max Power, who heard there might be a lottery system for registration next year. What will this do to TPL? It will give those too lazy to set an alarm on their phone at 11:58am on a Monday a chance to take a spot from those of us who practice logging in to tuc.org twice daily. It gives a chance to people with really important jobs, who can't hide somewhere in the back to sign up after business hours. It gives a chance to those who think "hmm, maybe I'll sign up for this TPL thing tomorrow. Or maybe I won't cause I don't really care that much." Are these the kinds of people we want in TPL? The answer is no.
7. To Nick Hung, who has started a rumour that Curtis Reason already has a TPL tattoo, I would believe it.
8. To Victor Rehorst, who commented that he is "making picks practically at random and loving it", I too love that you are doing that. For let us all remember that the prize is a mere tin can. A tin can whose contents were long ago removed. Show me a man who desires that can and I'll show you a fool.
9. To Ca_ta, who heard thatKevin Christensen is back in TPL to replace Barry Goldlist, this has been substantiated. What I'd like to know is where did Barry Goldlist go and who made him go there?
10. To @realDonaldTrump, you have a country to run. Stop betting in the TPL Degenerate Soup Can Memorial 50 Ways To Lose A Lover Pool. It's unprofessional.
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby pferder » Wed Nov 01, 2017 5:26 pm

Call me a fool Destin, I want my can back

(I know you were talking about me anyway)
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby destin » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:19 pm

pferder wrote:Call me a fool Destin, I want my can back

(I know you were talking about me anyway)


Of course, if there's anything I love more than someone who doesn't want the can, it's someone who does. 8)

p.s. where is the can?
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby pferder » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:25 pm

destin wrote:
Of course, if there's anything I love more than someone who doesn't want the can, it's someone who does. 8)

p.s. where is the can?


Love hmmm? I've heard of that...

I'm pretty sure Madeleine threw it out because it didn't match her 'decor'.
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby destin » Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:34 pm

Ca_ta: 1. Lindsay Bones, Huang. 2. MAg'hattHin, DeWolf and Channen. 3. Dara Met Chelsea, Lily and Wangers. 4. Steph Hates Jon, Kidd and Loat. 5. Darrel's Scoober, Zoe and Ferberber. 6. --, Diane and Carter.
@realDonaldTrump: 1. Lindsay Bones, Kaity and Colphon, 2. Big Fat Raoul, Kishi and Hart. 3. Dara Met Chelsea, Emma and Bru. 4. --, Kidd and Loat. 5. --, Jia and Curtis. 6. Forgregging Slater, Archila and Burger.
Marko: 1. Matt & Kaity, Huang. 2. MAg'hattHin, DeWolf and Channen. 3. Dara Met Chelsea, Emma and Bru. 4. Something Marko, Kat and Galloway. 5. Swiese and Ojobama, Jia and Curtis. 6. Forgregging Slater, Diane and Carter.
Ferderber: 1. --,--. 2. --, Kishi and Hart. 3. --,--. 4. Something Marko, Kidd and Loat. 5. --,--, 6. --, Archila and Burger.
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby Shoany » Thu Nov 02, 2017 9:03 am

Is there a stats spreadsheet this season? Is that still a thing?
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby soyelhombre » Thu Nov 02, 2017 9:21 am

Shoany wrote:Is there a stats spreadsheet this season? Is that still a thing?

The public doc :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... 1238198717
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby destin » Thu Nov 02, 2017 3:55 pm

BETTING RESULTS WEEK 2

Correct Picks:
1. Matt & Kaity Need Parity Trades, Mike Huang
2. Big Fat Raoul, Kishi and Hart
3. Paddy's Pub, Lily and Wangers
4. Something Marko, Zikov and Galloway
5. Swiese Ojobama, cancelled
6. Chin & Shim, Diane and Carter

Biggest upset: only 8% of voters correctly picked Kat and Galloway for most G's + A's + 2A's
Biggest gimme: 68% correctly picked Kishi and Hart for most assists

This week betters went 108/253 or 43% correct picks. That's up since last week's 33%.

Standings: (week, season, %)
kramer: 8/11, 8/11, 73%
bru: --, 4/6, 67%
rehorst: 7/11, 10/17, 59%
daniel: 7/11, 9/17, 53%
gosbee: 7/11, 9/17, 53%
cashin: --, 3/6, 50%
rajiv: 5/11, 8/17, 47%
Diva: 3/11, 8/17, 47%
marko: 6/11, 7/17, 41%
Jess jia: 6/11, 7/17, 41%
nfaries: 4/11, 7/17, 41%
max power: 4/11, 7/17, 41%
colphon: 6/11, 7/17, 41%
raoul: 5/11, 7/17, 41%
rudanycz, 2/5, 2/5, 40%
nick hung: 3/11, 6/17, 35%
hayden: 3/11, 6/17, 35%
wangers: --, 2/6, 33%
darrel: --, 2/6, 33%
ian bone: 4/10, 5/16, 31%
adam w: 3/6, 3/10, 30%
huang: 4/11, 5/17, 29%
gareth: 4/11, 5/17, 29%
ferderber: 2/4, 2/7, 29%
neil: 5/11, 5/17, 29%
nicolas: 3/11, 4/16, 25%
BC: 2/11, 4/17, 24%
carter: 3/10, 3/13, 23%
@realdonald: 2/9, 2/9, 22%
vikki: --, 1/6, 17%
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby soyelhombre » Fri Nov 03, 2017 3:50 pm

Just want to take a minute and send some Big ups.

Julian Weinrib who followed up his Callahan on the first week with a SICK showing week 2, that stat line is dirty.

Marisa hart who got a Callahan week 2, constantly raising the bar.

Honey balls all around.

OPA!
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby iskric21 » Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:39 pm

Fantastic News All!

Season 3 of the TPL Podcast has returned!

Enjoy Listening!

Please share and send feedback!

https://soundcloud.com/marko-iskric/tor ... -episode-1
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby MaxPower » Mon Nov 06, 2017 1:55 am

Week 2 BBS Stats Post

Full stats leaderboard can be found here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/16gLkJRHz3LoopHfz7UwCdzb2gOrIB1NsJkyavp82isY/edit#gid=1238198717.

Also, if you haven't done so, find the TPL Facebook page and like it here:
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Female MVP
This week's female MVP is Vikki Shimoda who gets MVP while also achieving a TPL BINGO (at least 1 of each stat):

7 Goals
3 Assists
1 2nd Assists
1 Ds
1 Throwaways
1 Receiver Error

Male MVP
This week’s male MVP is Julian Weinrib:

5 Goals
6 Assists
4 2nd Assists
2 Ds
2 Throwaways
0 Receiver Error

Defensive players of the week
The female defensive players of the week are Hadiya Roderique and Lily Steponaitis with 3 Ds
The male defensive players of the week is Remi Ojo with 6 Ds

Leaderboards

Goals - Female
Vikki Shimoda 11
Hadiya Roderique 8
Lily Steponaitis 8

Goals - Male
Matt Galloway 11
Nicolas Edwards 8
Tom Jennings 8

Assists - Female
Destin McQuillan 7
Lily Steponaitis 6
6-way tie 5

Assists - Male
Greg Kramer 17
Neil Duchen 13
Darrel Nantais 11

2nd Assist - Female
Emma Seaborn 6
Sarah Kidd 5
5-way tie 4

2nd Assist - Male
Julian Weinrib 6
9-way tie 5

Most Ds - Female
Hadiya Roderique 6
Destin McQuillan 5
Lily Steponaitis 5

Most Ds - Male
Remi Ojo 9
Travis DeWolf 7
Kevin Korecki 6

Throwaways - Female
Greg Kramer 13
Darrel Nantais 12
Lily Steponaitis 10
Carter Chin 10

Top Salary
Julian Weinrib $219 000
Will Mercer $210 000
Neil Duchen $198 500

Top Female Salary
Destin McQuillan $181 500
Vikki Shimoda $178 500
Emma Seaborn $169 500
Hadiya Roderique $169 500
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby IcBone » Mon Nov 06, 2017 12:11 pm

Nov 6th, 2017 – Entry 3: Off to a rocky start

Dear Diary,


After a rude awakening in week one Lindsay and I went into week 2 with what we hoped would be the start of our journey as TPL GM legends... sadly that day is going to have to wait. We soon learned our team needs to do some serious work on their cardio, Like a lot of work! With a combined score differential of -16 in both games second halves we are limping over the finish line (Sorry Eric).

So what do we do? We bring in Galloway who should provide a decent distraction to the other team, with those brown flowing locks that some how defy every law of physics. He is like the Barney Stinson of TPL it just isn't possible to take a bad photo of him and I challenge anyone to try and prove me wrong. Note to self: Bring hat for Galloway just in case he starts distracting our team as well... Sorry what were we talking about again.

Right TPL. I said it last week we could only go up from there and I think going from a -9 to a -7 score gap in the second half is definitely a... small improvement, but an improvement none the less so here's to aiming high and going for a second half score gap of -5 this week!

xoxo

GM Bones
(Figured I need a good sign off on these to make them more legit)
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby soyelhombre » Mon Nov 06, 2017 3:00 pm

One of Weds 9 pm game's between Kaity and Colphon and Fat Greek Raoul might have the highest # of Roy boys playing in the same game(so far) this TPL season.

Predictions:

Dan Ngai to hangout in the endzone, cause that's where all the action is at.

Huang be the (sub)hero to carry the Fat Raoul over the Tradelist? Or will he just come throw away all the discs, he doesn't do while playing with Bones and Lindsay because he doesn't want to tank his salary nor make their team lose by more.

Dip - keep quietly putting together a solid TPL performance

Raoul - be fat and greek, innapropriately yell greek vocab.

Colphon - Repeat innapropriate greek vocab, get yelled at by Kaity.

I expect the peanut gallery to be filled with more Roy boys (if they aren't playing) bring on the chirps!
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby will mercer » Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:13 pm

It's a dead heat between Kramer and Darrel in the Female Throwaways category. :girl2:
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby destin » Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:27 pm

PLACE YOUR BETS!!!

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/XJT8R7Z

Welcome to the The TPL Betting Pool aka the Soupcan Memorial Degenerate Player Pool aka the We Found Love in a Hopeless Bet aka You Made Your Bet Now You Lie In It Betting Pool.

We will be keeping track of % of correct pics throughout the season.

Spreads will be used to handicap the match-ups.
Note A: "Team A (-1.5) vs Team B" means that Team A is favoured to win by 1.5 points.
Note B: Gamblers must make a minimum 50 bets over the course of the season in order to be eligible to win the Soupcan.
Note C: Side bets are included with each question.

Here's the link:
https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/XJT8R7Z
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby destin » Tue Nov 07, 2017 7:25 pm

Nicolas: 1. Swiese Ojobama, Jacqui/Jon. 2. Something Marko, Fitz/Fidler/Murdoch. 3. Chin & Shim's, Janssen/Gareth. 4. Forgregging Slater, --. 5. Big Fat Raoul, Grier/Ip. 6. Dara Met Chelsea, --
Kat: Steph Hates Jon, Jacqui/Jon. 2. Lindsay Bones, Huang. 3. Chin & Shim, Janssen/Gareth. 4. Forgregging Slater, Stanley/Burger. 5. Big Fat Raoul, Daigle/Turcotte. 6. Darrel's Scoober, Clayson/Korecki.
Diva: 1. Swiese Ojobama, Jacqui/Jon. 2. Lindsay Bones, --. 3. Chin & Shim, Janssen/Gareth. 4. --, Helen/Victor. 5. Big Fat Raoul, --. 6. Dara Met Chelsea, Clayson/Korecki
Daniel: 1. Swiese Ojobama, McNally/Wenneman, 2. Something Marko, Fitz/Fidler/Murdoch. 3. Paddy's Pub, Janssen/Gareth. 4. MAg'hattHin, Helen/Victor. 5. Big Fat Raoul, Daigle/Turcotte. 6. Dara Met Chelsea, Clayson/Korecki.
Raoul: 1. Swiese Ojobama, McNally/Wenneman. 2. Lindsay Bones, Fitz/Fidler/Murdoch. 3. Paddy's Pub, Fu/Ho. 4. Forgregging Slater, Stanley/Burger. 5. Big Fat Raoul, Daigle/Turcotte. 6. Darrel's Scoober, Clayson/Korecki.
Rehorst: 1. Steph Hates Jon, Jacqui/Jon. 2. Something Marko, Fitz/Fidler/Murdoch. 3. Chin & Shim, --. 4. MAg'hattHin, Stanley/Burger. 5. Big Fat Raoul, Grier/Ip. 6. Dara Met Chelsea, Clayson/Korecki.
Hayden Andrews: 1. Steph Hates Jon, Jacqui/Jon. 2. Something Marko, Fitz/Fidler/Murdoch. 3. Chin& Shim, Fu/Ho. 4. Forgregging Slater, Stanley/Burger. 5. Big Fat Raoul, Daigle/Turcotte. 6. Dara Met Chelsea, Russel/Andrews.
Kramer: 1. Swiese Ojobama, McNally/Wenneman. 2. Something Marko, everyone. 3. Paddy's Pub, Janssen/Gareth. 4. MAg'hattHin, Stanley/Burger. 5. Big Fat Raoul, Grier/Ip. 6. Darrel's Scoober, --.
Matt Colphon: 1. Swiese Ojobama, Jacqui/Jon. 2. Lindsay Bones, Fitz/Fidler/Murdoch. 3. Chin & Shim, Janssen/Gareth. 4. Forgregging Slater, Stanley/Burger. 5. Matt & Kaity, Grier/Ip. 6. Darrel's Scoober, --.
Kaity: 1. Swiese Ojobama, Jacqui/Jon. 2. Something Marko, Fitz/Fidler/Murdoch. 3. Paddy's Pub, Fu/Ho. 4. Forgregging Slater, --. 5. Matt & Kaity, Grier/Ip. 6. Dara Met Chelsea, Clayson/Korecki.
Gareth Cawley: 1. Swiese Ojobama, Jacqui/Jon. 2. Lindsay Bones, Huang. 3. Paddy's Pub, Fu/Ho. 4. Forgregging Slater, Helen/Victor. 5. Big Fat Raoul, Daigle/Turcotte. 6. Dara Met Chelsea, Russel/Andrews.
Rajiv: 1. Steph Hates Jon, McNally/Wenneman. 2. Lindsay Bones, Fitz/Fidler/Murdoch. 3. Chin & Shim, Fu/Ho. 4. Forgregging Slater, Stanley/Burger. 5. Big Fat Raoul, Daigle/Turcotte. 6. Darrel's Scoober, Clayson/Korecki.
Gosbee: 1. Swiese Ojobama, Jacqui/Jon. 2. Something Marko, Huang. 3. Chin & Shim, Fu/Ho. 4. Forgregging Slater, Stanley/Burger. 5. Big Fat Raoul, Daigle/Turcotte. 6. Darrel's Scoober, Clayson/ Korecki.
Ian Bone: 1. Swiese Ojobama, Jacqui/Jon. 2. Lindsay Bones, --. 3. Chin & Shim, Janssen/Gareth. 4. MAg'hattHin, Stanley/Burger. 5. Big Fat Raoul, Daigle, Turcotte. 6. Darrel's Scoober, --.
BC: 1. Swiese Ojobama, Jacqui/Jon. 2. Something Marko, Huang. 3. Paddy's Pub, Janssen/Gareth. 4. Forgregging Slater, Stanley/Burger. 5. Matt & Kaity, Diagle/Turcotte. 6. Darrel's Scoober, Russel/Andrews.
Jess Jia: 1. Swiese Ojobama, McNally/Wenneman. 2. Something Marko, Fitz/Fidler/Murdoch. 3. Chin & Shim, Janssen/Gareth. 4. Forgregging Slater, Stanley/Burger. 5. Big Fat Raoul, Daigle/Turcotte. 6. Darrel's Scoober, Clayson/Korecki.
Darrel: 1. Swiese Ojobama, Jacqui/Jon. 2. Lindsay Bones/Huang. 3. Chin & Shim, Janssen/Gareth. 4. Forgregging Slater, Stanley/Burger. 5. Matt & Kaity, Daigle/Turcotte. 6. Darrel's Scoober, Clayson/Korecki.
Bru: 1. Swiese Ojobama, --. 2. --,--. 3. --,--. 4. Forgregging Slater, --. 5. --, Grier/Ip. 6. --,--.
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby Stephapokus » Wed Nov 08, 2017 2:47 pm

For those keeping track of the 10 (errr, eventually more) things Steph Hates About Jon.

1. That dumb orange bandana
2. Annoying Dad jokes
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.


aaaaandddd

3. He won't let me trade away Don. :roll:
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby destin » Wed Nov 08, 2017 4:14 pm

@realdonaldtrump: 1. Steph Hates Jon, McNally/Wenneman. 2. Something Marko, Huang. 3. Paddy's Pub, Fu/Ho. 4. MAg'hattHin, Helen/Victor. 5. Big Fat Raoul, Daigle/Turcotte. 6. Dara Met Chelsea, Russel/Andrews
Marko: 1. Swiese Ojobama, McNally/Wenneman. 2. Something Marko, Fitz/Fidler/Murdoch. 3. Chin & Shim, Fu/Ho. 4. Forgregging Slater, Stanley/Burger. 5. Matt & Kaity, Grier/Ip. 6. Dara Met Chelsea, Clayson/Korecki.
nfaries: 1. Swiese Ojobama, McNally/Wenneman. 2. Something Marko, Fitz/Fidler/Murdoch. 3. Paddy's Pub, Fu/Ho. 4. Forgregging Slater, Stanley/Burger. 5. Big Fat Raoul, Daigle/Turcotte. 6. Darrel's Scoober, Clayson/Korecki.
AdamW: 1. Swiese Ojobama, McNally/Wenneman. 2. Lindsay Bones, Huang. 3. Chin & Shim, Janssen/Gareth. 4. --, Stanley/Burger. 5. --, --. 6. Darrel's Scoober, --.
Neil: 1. Swiese Ojobama, McNally/Wenneman. 2. Something Marko, Fitz/Fidler/Murdoch. 3. Chin & Shim, Janssen/Gareth. 4. Forgregging Slater, Stanley/Burger. 5. Big Fat Raoul, Daigle/Turcotte. 6. Darrel's Scoober, Clayson/Korecki.
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby MaxPower » Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:21 pm

Week 3 BBS Stats Post

Full stats leaderboard can be found here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/16gLkJRHz3LoopHfz7UwCdzb2gOrIB1NsJkyavp82isY/edit#gid=1238198717.

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Female MVP
This week's female MVP is Lily Steponaitis:

8 Goals
1 Assists
2 2nd Assists
2 Ds
0 Throwaways
0 Receiver Error

Male MVP
This week’s male MVP is Tom Jennings:

6 Goals
4 Assists
1 2nd Assists
3 Ds
0 Throwaways
0 Receiver Error

Defensive players of the week
The female defensive player of the week is Meg McNally with 4 Ds
The male defensive players of the week are Ian Bone, Patrick Meredith-Karam and Travis DeWolf with 4 Ds

Leaderboards

Goals - Female
Lily Steponaitis 16
Vikki Shimoda 15
Zoe Daniels 11
Jessica Jia 11

Goals - Male
Matt Galloway 14
Tom Jennings 14
Neil Duchen 13

Assists - Female
Destin McQuillan 13
Sarah Kidd 9
Madeleine Channen 8

Assists - Male
Greg Kramer 21
Neil Duchen 17
Will Mercer 15

2nd Assist - Female
Emma Seaborn 10
Helen O'Sullivan 7
Sarah Kidd 6
Madeleine Channen 6

2nd Assist - Male
Colin Thompson 8
Julian Weinrib 8
Marko Iskric 8
Travis DeWolf 8

Most Ds - Female
Hadiya Roderique 7
Destin McQuillan 7
Lily Steponaitis 7

Most Ds - Male
Remi Ojo 11
Travis DeWolf 11
3 tied with 7

Throwaways
Greg Kramer 18
Darrel Nantais 14
5 tied with 12

Top Salary - Female
Lily Steponaitis $225 500
Destin McQuillan $217 500
Vikki Shimoda $203 000

Top Salary - Male
Tom Jennings $262 500
Julian Weinrib $259 500
Will Mercer $257 500
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby destin » Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:29 pm

BETTING RESULTS WEEK 3

Welcome to newcomers kat and kaity! Our best bettors this week were hayden and @realdonaldtrump with 80%. @@realdonaldtrump, maybe you ain't so bad. Our worst bettor this week was bru with 0%. Sad.

Correct Picks:
1. Steph Hates Jon; Jacqui and Jon
2. Something Marko; cancelled
3. Paddy's Pub; cancelled
4. MAg'hattHin; Stanley and Burger
5. Big Fat Raoul; Daigle and Turcotte
6. Dara Met Chelsea; Russel and Andrews

Biggest upset: only 19% of voters correctly picked Steph Hates Jon for the win.
Biggest gimme: 82% correctly picked Staney and Burger for most G + A +2A + D - TA - drops

This week betters went 110/234 or 47% correct picks. That's 4% better than last week.

Standings: (week, season, %)
kramer: 5/9, 13,20, 65%
rehorst: 7/10, 17/27, 63%
daniel: 6/10, 15/27, 56%
@realdonaldtrump: 8/10, 10/19, 53%
gosbee: 5/10, 14/27, 52%
hayden: 8/10, 14/27, 52%
cashin: 0/0, 3/6, 50%
kat: 5/10, 5/10, 50%
diva: 3/8, 11/25, 44%
nfaries: 5/10, 12/27, 44%
bru: 0/3, 4/9, 44%
rajiv: 4/10, 12/27, 44%
kaity: 4/9, 4/9, 44%
jess jia: 4/10, 11/27, 41%
gareth: 6/10, 11/27, 41%
raoul: 4/10, 11/27, 41%
ian bone: 5/9, 10/25, 40%
rudanycz: 4/10, 6/15, 40%
max power: 3/9, 10/26, 38%
BC: 6/10, 10/27, 37%
marko: 3/10, 10, 27, 37%
colphon: 2/9, 9/26, 35%
nick hung: 0/0, 6/17, 35%
wangers: 0/0, 2/6, 33%
neil: 4/10, 9/27, 33%
nicolas: 4/8, 8/24, 33%
darrel: 3/10, 5/16, 31%
huang, 0/0, 5/17, 29%
ferderber: 1/4, 3/11, 27%
adam w: 1/6, 4/16, 25%
carter: 0/0, 3/13, 23%
vikki: 0,0, 1/6, 17%

Questions: 1. Steph Hates Jon vs Swiese Ojobama (-1.5) ; Jacqui/Jon vs McNally/Wenneman (most G+A)
2. Lindsay Bones (-1.5) vs Something Marko ; cancelled
3. Chin & Shim (-1.5) vs Paddy's Pub ; cancelled
4. Maid In MAg'hattHin vs Forgregging Slater Marshall (-0.5) ; Helen/Victor vs Stanley/Burger (most G+A+2A+D-TA-drops)
5. Matt & Kaity vs Big Fat Raoul (-1.5) ; Grier/Ip vs Daigle/Turcotte (most Ds)
6. Darrel's Scoober vs Dara Met Chelsea ; Russel/Hayden vs Clayson/Korecki (most Gs)
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby destin » Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:20 pm

Destin's Comment Corner
this is where I address the comments you commented to me, while sitting in a corner.
1. To Raoul, who said “Nick Edwards is a God among men. Real facts.”. Nick Edwards’ hair is blonde. Nick Edwards’ first name is Nicolas. Nick Edwards is taller than the average male. Nick Edwards earned a modest $28,000 in TPL salary last night. These are real facts. Nick Edwards is a God among men is something you made up to protect Nick Edwards’ feelings after being targeted in this week’s betting pool blurbs. Beware my wrath.
2. To Rehorst, who commented "The moon is waning gibbous this week. There are less than 50 days until Xmas. Rumours that I bet against myself this week are greatly exaggerated." The moon is waning gibbous? If this were a first date I'd be asking for the cheque right about now. There are less than 50 days until Xmas? You've won me back for I too am a devoted worshipper of X. Rumours that you bet against yourself are greatly exaggerated? The real question is, after you bet against yourself did you throw your stats on purpose?
3. To Kramer, who said "You've chosen check boxes instead of radio buttons. This is a poor choice unless you're offering multiple options per bet. I will attempt to take advantage and see what happens. If I were to grade this survey on a scale of Vegemite to pistachio butter... I give it a Horseradish Mayo." Part one of this comment has a complicated response which is, \displaystyle \sum_{n} \frac{1}{n^s} = \prod_{p} {\frac{1}{1 - \frac{1}{p^s}}}. I think you understand now. Regarding your grade of Horseradish Mayo, there is nothing I hate more than Horseradish Mayo. It combines two of my least favourite things. Kind of like how you combine two more of my least favourite things: dopiness and curly hair.
4. To Colphon, regarding not having anything new to say. As the old adage goes, if you don't have anything new to say, don't say anything at all.
5. To Darrel, who said "Do you really think we're going to lose? I asked you about those trades, they are good! Why Destin? Why? Good job as always, I like when you run out of things to say halfway through but then you get a second wind and you are fun again in the end." Yes, I thought we were going to lose and thank you, I like that too.
6. To Max Power, who commented "Congratulations on finally figuring out how to hyperlink this in your BBS post." Joke's on you, I hardly know what a hyperlink is. I just copy pasted like I've done every other week and I guess something magical happened. Do not expect this type of convenience to happen on a weekly basis.
7. To Hayden Andrews, who said "I see a black font now. this is acceptable to my eyes". I for one do not think we should settle for "acceptable". This season is all about romance so be prepared for me to romance your butt off with different font colours. We WILL find the perfect match.
8. to Kramer, who said "((most (G + A +2A + D) - (TA + drops)) has many parenthesis." I (Destin McQuillan) believe (above all else) that there can never (and I mean never) be too many parentheses.
9. To @realdonaldtrump, who said "More lies from Fake Frisbeedia reporting 22% approval. I pick only winners. Why no investigation into Krooked Kramer and other GMocrats? SAD!". I have launched an investigation and believe you will find this week's numbers more to your liking and I only expect them to climb from here. Looking forward to hitting the links with you and Vlad. xoxo
10. To Marko, who commented "You're awesome Destin!". In response, I'm surprised you spelled "you're" right.


Thank you for your comments.
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Re: 2017 Fall TPL Discraft Season XI: Rom Coms

Postby vrehorst » Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:38 am

destin wrote:Rumours that you bet against yourself are greatly exaggerated? The real question is, after you bet against yourself did you throw your stats on purpose?


Throw my stats for a soup can? I don't think so. I've been giving my 100% while being in complete and utter awe at the amazing level of play from everyone else in this league :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: It's pretty incredible. I'm learning a *lot*. I wish every league was this amazing!
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