Masquerading as someone else? Let them know!

[Big Country]

So. You find yourself logged in as someone else. You want to do something or say something stupid on their behalf. Where can you do such a thing?

Right here in this thread!

Anyway, I've got to get back to work on howtoturfthedisc.com

[finn]

I'm not sure who I'm logged in as, but I suspect I'm a really bad player who is better at kicking discs than catching them. I think I can pass off as a junior even though i'm almost 10 years past. I think it makes people think I have potential. But I don't.

But I'm not sure.

ps I'm ugly

[GregS]

I have AWESOME ultimate skills. Everyone in the tuc community laughs at MY DEFENDERS when THEY attempt to COVER ME. THEY THINK I CAN'T throw anything other than a 2 foot backhand. Please, please, KEEP making fun of THEM. THEY suck!

[beachbum]

I suspect I'm a really bad player who is better at kicking discs than catching them. I think I can pass off as a junior even though i'm almost 10 years past. I think it makes people think I have potential. But I don't.

But I'm not sure.

ps I'm ugly

I'm not sure who I'm logged in as

Oohh... I know this one... BC!

[GregS]

I suck too!

[Shamus]

As do I. When I'm not hulking out during playoffs, that is.

[GregS]

I have feable ultimate skills. Everyone in the tuc community laughs at me when i attempt to throw anything other than a 2 foot backhand. Please, please, stuff making fun of me. I suck!

Is that the best you (whoever you are) can come up with? What a waste of my milestone 100th post!

As do I. When I'm not hulking out during playoffs, that is.

Shamus, you're not supposed to post here as yourself!

[GregS]

I like to go to movies with Matty on the weekends. We watch a fun movie, have some nice wine, sometimes he lets me drive his mazda. I wish I was COOL, but I'm really just Cheesy.

[GregS]

Not that I'm admitting to being his B*tch or anything (I am, by the way)

[dc]

I am such a loser. I wish I had a game half as big as I say I have!

[Bax]

I am such a loser. I wish I had a game half as big as I say I have!

Gosh I'm so glad I don't have to play with this bum any more!

[Big Country]

Anyway, I've got to get back to work on howtoturfthedisc.com

The first step in how to turf is simply to give me the disc. I'll take it from there.

[beachbum]

i wish Chappy paid more attention to me. i think he's a wonderful player and I hate that everyone is so critical of his game. So what if he has a 1 inch vertical, likes to poach constantly, and barfs in garbage cans after binge drinking at tournies. he's a nifty player in my book!

[*JEANS*]

Come on. Leave Lionel alone. I enjoy his company on the field greatly. He makes everyone look so much better. I only wish I could run as slow as he and suck just as bad. Damn he sucks. Ohh well, I must go off and learn how to catch a disc.

[Thread-Enforcer (non-tuc)]

Dear Posters,

This thread was originally initiated with great humour potential.

However, recently this thread has dropped below the requisite humour co-efficient of 6.55.

Please consider this your first warning.

Further violations may warrant thread termination.

Carry on.

[GregS]

Hmmmmmmmmm,

[lennox]

Dear Posters,

This thread was originally initiated with great humour potential.

However, recently this thread has dropped below the requisite humour co-efficient of 6.55.

Please consider this your first warning.

Further violations may warrant thread termination.

Carry on.

Poser.

PS> This is the best thread ever

[beachbum]

Lennox;

Note the date and time, you and I finally agree on something!! Although I'm feeling somewhat Sybil-ish, I must have posted in this thread as at least three different people.

[GregS]

I must have posted in this thread as at least three different people.

Is that all? Including myself, I think I've been 5 different people here. I had no idea that everyone was so desperate to be like me!

[Wartank]

Hi, my name is Warren. I'm a Taurus and should be "Strong Like Bull" but really I'm more "Strong Smelling Like Bull****".

I should spend less time writing cheers and more time learning how to throw.

Dude!

[lennox]

Hi, my name is Warren. I'm a Taurus and should be "Strong Like Bull" but really I'm more "Strong Smelling Like Bull****".

I should spend less time writing cheers and more time learning how to throw.

Dude!

Weak.

[Wartank]

totally. is that you, derek? come on, lennox did way better, and he thought i was someone else at the time!

PS> This is the best thread ever

agreed.

[Big Country]

Oh goodie, I'm BC again ! Gee I've got all the luck. And, like the real BC, all the bad throws you can imagine. Plus, again like BC, what I lack in throws I more than make up for in p*ss poor defence. Some call it poaching, I call it being too old, fat and slow to be within 10 feet of my man.

What the h*e*double-hockey-sticks is the deal here anyway? So much for privacy and security. Someone should swing for this. But in the meantime, we all get to have our little fun.

[BBS Citizen]

Thread enforcer where are you?

The humour coefficient is reaching critically low levels ... just when I had hope that it was safe to read the BBS again.

[Big Country]

What do you mean...this thread is sooo funny. What's also funny is my deep admiration for Lionel Cole. I just don't know what it is about that man that makes him so handsome. Could it be his muscular body, fine golden hair, or maybe the way his breath always smells like a bottle of whiskey? I just don't know. I do know that he has some serious game. On and off the filed. Wink Wink.

[Thread-Enforcer (non-tuc)]

Hi Citizen,

I am going to have to disagree. I believe that the humour level has gone up from a Grade 5 level to junior high school. Besides it is the only active post at the moment.

[beachbum]

...Lionel Cole. I just don't know what it is about that man that makes him so handsome... ...the way his breath always smells like a bottle of whiskey?.. ...I do know that he has some serious game. On and off the filed. Wink Wink.

Why Country!! I had no idea you had it for me so bad. Does Lori know?

You're waaaay off on many counts I'm sorry to say (you're kinda cute and all... but I'd rather not even go there). None the least of which is that bit about Whiskey. Single-Malt Scotch!!!!!

[Big Country]

Everyone's being so mean to me. I wish I'd never started this thread. I'm taking my disc and going home.

[Big Country]

Big Country,
There seems to be a pattern here......you and a hand full of others seems to be the only people getting their user identity stolen from you…., you might want to try and change your settings on your cookies on your browser (what browser are you using?) or even change your password, or delete your account and set up a new one.

[lennox]

Big Country,
There seems to be a pattern here......you and a hand full of others seems to be the only people getting their user identity stolen from you…., you might want to try and change your settings on your cookies on your browser (what browser are you using?) or even change your password, or delete your account and set up a new one.

Maybe it's because you talk to yourself? I dunno.

[Big Country]

Yeah Country, I gotta agree with Country. There's something wrong with your profile.

P.S. I throw like a girl.

[Big Country]

Ok. This stupid bug officially needs to be fixed!
(For once this is actually me)

[HotSauce]

There's some kind of pattern at work, because I only get logged on as Hin or dc...

Cheers,

slackerjack

[Wartank]

and i never get logged on as anyone for long enough to navigate to this thread. and i'm on this rrrridiculous forum all the time. i'm using firefox -- if that's significant.

[HotSauce]

and i never get logged on as anyone for long enough to navigate to this thread. and i'm on this rrrridiculous forum all the time. i'm using firefox -- if that's significant.

Using Firefox over here as well...

[Big Country]

Firefox here too. So, I don't think this is a browser issue.

[lennox]

Maybe that's the problem. Those who use Firefox get abused. I don't use firefox and I haven't seen anyone logged in as me.

?

[Big Country]

I refuse to use that piece of crap IE. I doubt very much that it is a firefox issue.

[Wartank]

I refuse to use that piece of crap IE. I doubt very much that it is a firefox issue.

haven't tried it, but heard good things about Maxthon. It's a tabbed+ version of exploder.

[be]

I'm on IE and it just happened to me. So it's not Firefox. I'd say something humourous here but I'm not that mean...

[lennox]

Ok. There are two things that are going on.

1) Getting logged on as someone else.
2) Having someone else log on as you.

From what I can tell, #2 has been happening to Firefox users. #1 seems to be happening to everyone.

IMO.

[johny_s12]

See - I think it's funnier if you know who you're masquerading as...

This has given new meaning to "being a man"...

I have effectively decreased the funny-factor on this thread - my apologies...

[GregS]

1) Getting logged on as someone else.
2) Having someone else log on as you.

I'm using Firefox 1.0.1 on WinXP, and have had both happen to me several times. I only just recently figured out how to take advantage of #1.

and i never get logged on as anyone for long enough to navigate to this thread.

Clear your cache!

[Big Country]

I am the luckest guy in the world to be married to such a cutie!

[Wartank]

who am i today? is it just me or is this getting worse? the gods must be crazy...

[Big Country]

I am the luckest guy in the world to be married to such a cutie!

Wow, even my wife burns me!

[Sheff]

Wow, even my wife burns me!

I wouldn't have thought that would come as a surprise

[Wartank]

I'm still Warren. That explains the unquenchanble desire to post and post and post...

[ms.crankypants]

hey Nic,

apparently im wearing your cranky pants right now... hope to run into you in the city this summer... dont forget to bring your electric violin...

be well,
DC

[lennox]

Ok. There are two things that are going on.

1) Getting logged on as someone else.
2) Having someone else log on as you.

From what I can tell, #2 has been happening to Firefox users. #1 seems to be happening to everyone.

IMO.

Well, I guess I am totally wrong on this one. Firefox is not to blame. I am a loser who loves Bill Gates. I love Bill Gates almost as much as I love throwing hospital passes.