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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby master_storm » Thu Nov 12, 2015 3:26 pm

Full stats leaderboard can be found here
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... =158007342

Also, if you haven't done so, find the TPL facebook page and like it!

Male MVP
This week’s MVP is back-to-back-to-back MVP Greg Ellis. This is his 3rd MVP honors this year and 5th lifetime

6 Goals
6 Assists
2 2nd Assists
3 Ds
2 Throwaways
0 Receiver Error

Female MVP
This week's female MVP is Meghan Janssen. This is her 1st MVP honors this year and her 8th lifetime.

5 Goals
3 Assists
1 2nd Assists
1 Ds
1 Throwaways
1 Receiver Error

Defensive players of the week
The male defensive player(s) of the week are Greg Ellis, Matt Denton, Tom Jennings, Jason Chan, Chris Loat, Calvin Ho, Andrew Milne, Jonathan Lapierre with 3 Ds
The female defensive player(s) of the week are Hayley Burgess, Danielle Leung, Kat Zikov with 2 Ds

Leaderboards

Goals
Jeff Steele 25
Greg Ellis 23
Aaron Louis 23

Goals - Female
Meghan Janssen 14
Aislind Syrotuik 14
Erin McMahon 13

Assists
Greg Ellis 30
BC Roedde 23
Matt Kirk 22

Assists - Female
Nat Wong 10
Emma Seaborn 10
Sarah Tulin 8

2nd Assist
Jeff Steele 12
Chris Faulkner 11
Matthew Frederick 10

2nd Assist - Female
Kate Jardine 9
Emma Seaborn 9
Danielle Leung 9

Most Ds
Greg Ellis 16
Greg Sheldrake 9
Tom Jennings 8
Matt Kishi 8
Aaron Louis 8

Most Ds - Female
Erin McMahon 7
Sarah Tulin 6
Kiley Bolton 6
Kat Zikov 6
Danielle Leung 6

Throwaways
Greg Ellis 21
Norman Lew 18
BC Roedde 18

Top Salary
Greg Ellis 410500
Jeff Steele 333500
Aaron Louis 300500

Top Female Salary
Kiley Bolton 213500
Sarah Tulin 208500
Erin McMahon 202000

Milestones

These people have reached the following milestones

200 Assists - Kevin Hutchinson

20 Wins - Ed Kung, Kieran Bol, Marko Iskric
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby mmurl » Sat Nov 14, 2015 5:52 pm

Ladies goals has fallen off from the strong 35% in week 1 but at 28.5% is still the 2nd highest behind Season 4’s 29.6%. I really think this is the best league of ladies we’ve had and fully expect this to finish the season over 30%. Make it happen. Unfortunately on the assist side, this season is among the lowest which really doesn’t make sense… time for some better cuts and perhaps some more risks.

This season’s game leaders:

Male Goals – Ellis 10, Aaron Louis 9, Jeff Steele 9
Female Goals – Aislind Syrotuik 6, Janssen 5
Male Assists – Ellis 14 (all-time record), Shimmy/Marcy/Norm/Kirk/BC 7
Female Assists – Emma 5, Kristie Ellis/Nat Wong 4
Male 2nd Assists –Warren/Marko 6, Jeff Steele 5
Female 2nd Assists – K/Dani 5, Tulin/Jardine 4
Male Ds – Ellis 5, 6 with 4
Female Ds – Kiley 4, Tulin/Amanda Sheppard 3
Male TAs – Ellis/Matt Kishi 8, BC/Jay Ramos 7
Female TAs – Emma/Kristie Ellis 5, Dani/Emily Turner 4
Male Drops – 8 with 2
Female Drops – 8 with 2
Nice to see no standout performances on the drops…

8 players have perfect win records plus 3 additional players have ties but no losses. 8 players have yet to spray the champagne after a win…

48 players remain dropless. Kate Jardine, Taunya Tremblay and Paul McGeachy are the only players to play more than 1 game without a TA.

And now onto updating a shamefully poor performance, which unfortunately I was involved in... I know there are many veteran TPL'ers who came out of week 3 thinking "I wonder if that terrible 16-9 Jub over Denton win was the ugliest game of all time". Jules and Kachina were probably the most interested after their historically awful semester 6 game.

A quick refresher - Ugly Frisbee is normally subjective (shout out to all the Zone D lovers! - yet to make an appearance in Season 7 as far as I know) but in the stats world we need numbers. So I will be using the following ultra-sophisticated formula to calculate a game’s ugliness:

Throw Aways + (1.5 x Drops) + (0.5 x winning margin) – Goals = Ugly Rating

It addresses everything we need and I think we can all agree drops are uglier than throw aways and close ugly games are at least a little more exciting than blowout ugly games

The updated Leaderboard:
Season 6 week 4, Spirit Fingers 15 vs Health 17 = 37.5 (2/3 of all possessions were turnovers - 46 TA, 15 Drops…)
Season 5 week 2, Joelstice 13 vs Kaptain 17 = 36.5 (the previous lowest scoring meaningful game)

SEASON 7 WEEK 3, Force Homeland 16 vs Denton's Backhand 9 = 36
Tidbits:
- the new lowest scoring game in TPL history
- first time a team has scored under 10 (playing a full roster, see Monarchslayers below)
- 38 TAs, 13 Drops, one more drop and it could have taken the all-time lead. Personally I felt like the scorekeepers were VERY kind to the cutters, it felt like our team alone had 13+ drops.
- again 2/3 of possessions were turnovers

Others:
Season 3 week 12 Donthraki 20 vs Monarchslayers 6 = 32 (the previous lowest scoring game but it’s hard to count as this was the last week of the season, not playing for anything game – Monarchslayers played with 9 total players!)
Season 4 week 13 SoLoat 21 vs Joeldi 11 = 31.5 (a semi-final game… ouch, Joeldi with a not-so-impressive 30TA on 11G)
Season 5 week 10, donkey face 14 vs Fourteen 17 = 30
Season 4 week 1, Jubba 20 vs Emmadala 13 = 30
Season 5 week 8, Superfriends 16 vs Fourteen 15 = 28.5 (the best Zone D game in TPL history! Grundy the statkeeper particularly enjoyed this one)
Season 3 week 8, Beard 14 vs DWolves 16 = 28.5 (the other previous lowest scoring meaningful game)

Feel free to report Ugly Frisbee whenever sighted.
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby Wartank » Sat Nov 14, 2015 11:56 pm

I may be biased but the super friends game was a blast for us! Whatever, ugly game!
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby ca_ta » Mon Nov 16, 2015 5:45 pm

Found 2 ankle braces after last weeks TPL session. If they're yours let me know!
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby JonB » Mon Nov 16, 2015 5:53 pm

Wartank wrote:I may be biased but the super friends game was a blast for us! Whatever, ugly game!

But it was horrible to watch. Lovely people those Super friends but man, slow and painful Ultimate.
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby dentonmatthew » Tue Nov 17, 2015 12:17 am

Game Preview:
The Hunt for Denton's Backhand in White
From Rajiv With Love in Black

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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby kat.j » Tue Nov 17, 2015 11:02 am

Any trades this week? Perhaps they are Top Secret?

P.S. Denton, your image doesn't work!
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby JonB » Tue Nov 17, 2015 11:05 am

Image works for me. But it, and the trades, are on a need to know basis.
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby rajiv » Tue Nov 17, 2015 3:11 pm

Pre-Game Espionage:
The Hunt for Denton's Backhand in White
From Rajiv With Love in Black

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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby HotSauce » Thu Nov 19, 2015 12:50 pm

mmurl wrote:A quick refresher - Ugly Frisbee is normally subjective (shout out to all the Zone D lovers! - yet to make an appearance in Season 7 as far as I know) but in the stats world we need numbers. So I will be using the following ultra-sophisticated formula to calculate a game’s ugliness:

Throw Aways + (1.5 x Drops) + (0.5 x winning margin) – Goals = Ugly Rating

It addresses everything we need and I think we can all agree drops are uglier than throw aways and close ugly games are at least a little more exciting than blowout ugly games

Feel free to report Ugly Frisbee whenever sighted.


We may have another candidate for Ugly Frisbee...
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby JonB » Thu Nov 19, 2015 1:04 pm

HotSauce wrote:We may have another candidate for Ugly Frisbee...


I hope you aren't referring to my team's 25 TA 11 point performance last night Hin. Because this breach of security would bring about the full resources of the Agency to keep you quiet. I will not have my agents disparaged or discussed publicly.

You have been warned.

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United States Government
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby JonB » Thu Nov 19, 2015 1:04 pm

p.s. No refugees allowed.
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby rajiv » Thu Nov 19, 2015 2:11 pm

The Joelden Eye game ended up on the uglier side too...
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby HotSauce » Thu Nov 19, 2015 2:37 pm

JonB wrote:
HotSauce wrote:We may have another candidate for Ugly Frisbee...


I hope you aren't referring to my team's 25 TA 11 point performance last night Hin. Because this breach of security would bring about the full resources of the Agency to keep you quiet. I will not have my agents disparaged or discussed publicly.

You have been warned.

Undersecretary of lack of Defence,
United States Government


Throw Aways + (1.5 x Drops) + (0.5 x winning margin) – Goals = Ugly Rating

Joeldeneye vs. Mottkopussy: 43 TAs + (1.5 x 21 Drops) + (0.5 x 13 winning margin) - 47 Goals = 34 Ugly Rating
Force Homeland vs. MK6: 42 TAs + (1.5 x 6 Drops) + (0.5 x 11 winning margin) - 33 Goals = 23.5 Ugly Rating

So Force Homeland's game wasn't so ugly. Joeldeneye though...yeesh...even a healthy Diva sub wouldn't have helped that...
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby rajiv » Thu Nov 19, 2015 2:50 pm

Joeldeneye vs. Mottkopussy: 43 TAs + (1.5 x 21 Drops) + (0.5 x 13 winning margin) - 47 Goals = 34 Ugly Rating


I blame the subs...
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby DjDATZ » Thu Nov 19, 2015 5:06 pm

HotSauce wrote:
JonB wrote:
HotSauce wrote:We may have another candidate for Ugly Frisbee...


I hope you aren't referring to my team's 25 TA 11 point performance last night Hin. Because this breach of security would bring about the full resources of the Agency to keep you quiet. I will not have my agents disparaged or discussed publicly.

You have been warned.

Undersecretary of lack of Defence,
United States Government


Throw Aways + (1.5 x Drops) + (0.5 x winning margin) – Goals = Ugly Rating

Joeldeneye vs. Mottkopussy: 43 TAs + (1.5 x 21 Drops) + (0.5 x 13 winning margin) - 47 Goals = 34 Ugly Rating
Force Homeland vs. MK6: 42 TAs + (1.5 x 6 Drops) + (0.5 x 11 winning margin) - 33 Goals = 23.5 Ugly Rating

So Force Homeland's game wasn't so ugly. Joeldeneye though...yeesh...even a healthy Diva sub wouldn't have helped that...


Mott and Marko traded both TPL and myself away... wonder if that has anything to do with it :P
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby cvargas » Thu Nov 19, 2015 5:09 pm

rajiv wrote:
Joeldeneye vs. Mottkopussy: 43 TAs + (1.5 x 21 Drops) + (0.5 x 13 winning margin) - 47 Goals = 34 Ugly Rating


I blame the subs...


Keep up the good drops :) so my 009 doesn't look so uggly, comparatively, you know. It looks so lonely all the way at the bottom of the list... oh and I blame it on the throws! l :roll: lol
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby master_storm » Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:04 pm

Full stats leaderboard can be found here
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... =158007342

Also, if you haven't done so, find the TPL facebook page and like it!

Male MVP
This week’s MVP is back-to-back-to-back-to-back MVP Greg Ellis. This is his 4th MVP honors this year and 6th lifetime

6 Goals
6 Assists
1 2nd Assists
6 Ds
6 Throwaways
0 Receiver Error

Female MVP
This week's female MVP is Sarah Tulin. This is her 1st MVP honors this year and her 2nd lifetime.

1 Goals
6 Assists
2 2nd Assists
4 Ds
2 Throwaways
1 Receiver Error

Defensive players of the week
The male defensive player(s) of the week are Greg Ellis with 6 Ds
The female defensive player(s) of the week are Sarah Tulin with 4 Ds

Leaderboards

Goals
Jeff Steele 34
Greg Ellis 29
Aaron Louis 29

Goals - Female
Aislind Syrotuik 17
Erin McMahon 16
Meghan Janssen 14

Assists
Greg Ellis 36
BC Roedde 31
Matt Kirk 30

Assists - Female
Sarah Tulin 14
Kirsten Niles 12
Nat Wong 11

2nd Assist
Jeff Steele 14
Chris Faulkner 14
BC Roedde 14

2nd Assist - Female
Nat Wong 11
Hayley Burgess 11
Sarah Tulin 10
Kirsten Niles 10

Most Ds
Greg Ellis 22
Greg Sheldrake 11
Sarah Tulin 10
Jon Brunetti 10
Aaron Louis 10

Most Ds - Female
Sarah Tulin 10
Erin McMahon 8
Hayley Burgess 7

Throwaways
Greg Ellis 27
BC Roedde 24
Norman Lew 18
Dario Zgrablic 18

Top Salary
Greg Ellis 487500
Jeff Steele 406000
Julian Weinrib 374000

Top Female Salary
Sarah Tulin 264500
Erin McMahon 232000
Aislind Syrotuik 217000

Milestones

These people have reached the following milestones

100 Throwaways - Kirsten Niles

20 Wins - Greg Ellis, Sarah Granziol
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby christopherjywang » Tue Nov 24, 2015 10:21 am

Week 4 Casualty Report



Big Brother Mission: Each GM must make at least one trade with someone within your own division. That means CIA must trade with CIA and MI6 must make a trade with MI6

Trade 1
Scoobers Impossible sends Kevin Hutchinson to Force Homeland
Force Homeland sends R.T. Lechow to Scoobers Impossible

Trade 2
Scoobers Impossible sends Anthony Slater to The Man who Knew How to Loat
The Man who Knew How to Loat sends Jim Lim to Scoobers Impossible

Trade 3
Mottkopussy sends Dario Zgrablic to The Man who Knew How to Loat
The Man who Knew How to Loat sends Tim Kiladze to Mottkopussy

Trade 4
Mottkopussy sends KPL to From Rajiv With Love
From Rajiv With Love sends Matt Harder to Mottkopussy

Trade 5 KPL Flipped
From Rajiv With Love sends KPL to Joeldeneye
Joeldeneye sends Shawn Lee to From Rajiv With Love

Trade 6
D.O.N. sends Andrew Gosbee to MK6
MK6 sends Hin "Diva" Tang to D.O.N.

Trade 7 Dario Flipped
D.O.N. sends Baron Lam to The Man who Knew How to Loat
The Man who Knew How to Loat sends Dario Zgrablic to D.O.N.

Trade 8
Joeldeneye sends Josephine Chan to Austaun Powers: The Spy Who Traded Me
Austaun Powers: The Spy Who Traded Me sends Josephine Chan to Joeldeneye

Trade 9
From Rajiv With Love sends Chris Faulkner to MK6
MK6 sends Andrew Fell to From Rajiv With Love


Debrief:
Total trades made: 9
Total males traded: 14
Total females traded: 2
Total Josephines traded: 2
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby christopherjywang » Tue Nov 24, 2015 10:57 am

Week 5 Casualty Report

Big Brother Mission: The Big Guns
While it is common knowledge most spies like to use small inconspicuous guns as they are more stealthy and fit in a tux better, sometimes a large gun is needed. This week everyone will be trading some "big guns". Which means each team must trade away EITHER
a) 1 of their top 2 females based on cap impact
OR
b) 1 of their top 4 males based on cap impact

Trade 1
Scoobers Impossible sends Marcel Frenette-Cornielis to Force Homeland
Scoobers Impossible sends Melody Lau to Force Homeland
Force Homeland sends Kevin Hutchinson to Scoobers Impossible
Force Homeland sends Kate Jardine to Scoobers Impossible

Trade 2
Austaun Powers: The Spy Who Traded Me sends Will Mercer to Joeldeneye
Austaun Powers: The Spy Who Traded Me sends Alex Britain Boisvert to Joeldeneye
Joeldeneye sends Chris Wang to Austaun Powers: The Spy Who Traded Me
Joeldeneye sends Erik Luft to Austaun Powers: The Spy Who Traded Me

Trade 3 (Melody flipped)
Mottkopussy sends Laura Wiese to Force Homeland
Mottkopussy sends Tim Fowler to Force Homeland
Force Homeland sends Melody Lau to Mottkopussy
Force Homeland sends Edwin Cheung to Mottkopussy

Trade 4
MK6 sends Sarah Burke to Joeldeneye
Joeldeneye sends Genevieve Daigle to MK6

Trade 5
From Rajiv With Love sends Shawn Lee to The Hunt for Denton's Backhand
The Hunt for Denton's Backhand sends Cody Johnson to From Rajiv With Love

Trade 6
The Hunt for Denton's Backhand sends Calvin Ho to D.O.N.
D.O.N. sends Jason Chan to The Hunt for Denton's Backhand

Trade 7
D.O.N. sends Andrew Thompson to The Man who Knew How to Loat
The Man who Knew How to Loat sends Baron Lam to D.O.N.


Debrief:
Total trades made: 7
Total males traded: 14
Total females traded: 5
Total number of Max Power players traded: 5

Town Bike Rankings:
4: Kevin Hutchinson
3: Tim Fowler, Shawn Lee, Calvin Ho, Baron Lam, Anita Benoit, Andrew Gosbee
2: 20
1: 41
0: 72

League Trades
KPL leaves the Spy Network and is replaced with Jason Wu.
Cameron Crockatt leaves the Spy Network for Young Upstart Colin Thompson.
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby Harder » Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:36 pm

A stat of note from week 5: every player on From Rajiv with Love scored a goal in last week's game. Talk about spreading the love around!

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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby master_storm » Fri Nov 27, 2015 12:55 pm

Full stats leaderboard can be found here
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... =158007342

Also, if you haven't done so, find the TPL facebook page and like it!

Male MVP
This week’s MVP is NOT Greg Ellis, but Jamie "I've been assassinated because joel likes tommy better" Dempster. This is his 1st MVP honors this year and 4th lifetime

4 Goals
11 Assists
2 2nd Assists
3 Ds
4 Throwaways

Female MVP
This week's female MVP is Erin McMahon. This is her 2nd MVP honors this year and her 3rd lifetime.

5 Goals
0 Assists
1 2nd Assists
3 Ds

Defensive players of the week
The male defensive player(s) of the week are Greg Ellis, Wallace Jiang with 4 Ds
The female defensive player(s) of the week are Erin McMahon with 3 Ds

Leaderboards

Goals
Aaron Louis 36
Jeff Steele 35
Greg Ellis 35

Goals - Female
Erin McMahon 21
Aislind Syrotuik 18
Sarah Burke 16

Assists
Greg Ellis 44
BC Roedde 35
Matt Kirk 34

Assists - Female
Sarah Tulin 17
Nat Wong 13
Kirsten Niles 13
Hayley Burgess 12

2nd Assist
BC Roedde 19
Billy Leung 16
Marko Iskric 15
Kieran Bol 15
Jeff Steele 15
Chris Faulkner 15

2nd Assist - Female
Nat Wong 13
Sarah Tulin 12
Kate Jardine 12

Most Ds
Greg Ellis 26
Jon Brunetti 13
Julian Weinrib 11
Greg Sheldrake 11
Erin McMahon 11
Aaron Louis 11

Most Ds - Female
Erin McMahon 11
Sarah Tulin 10
Hayley Burgess 8

Throwaways
Greg Ellis 31
BC Roedde 28
Norman Lew 23

Top Salary
Greg Ellis 566500
Jeff Steele 452000
Aaron Louis 440000

Top Female Salary
Sarah Tulin 290500
Erin McMahon 277500
Kiley Bolton 238500

Milestones

These people have reached the following milestones

100 Goals - Erin McMahon, Jon Brunetti

20 Wins - "Tom Jennings, Dario Zgrablic, Matthew Frederick, Nat Wong
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby mmurl » Sun Nov 29, 2015 11:47 am

Unfortunately I've been too busy to do any deep dives into the league stats but here are some notable performances that stuck out over the last 2 weeks:

- Joeldeneye 33 - Scoober Impossible 31 is now the highest scoring game in TPL history. Unlike last season's high scoring game that was built on low TAs and crazy offensive efficiency by Vikki's Viktory Lap, this game just seemed to have spurts of no D. Both teams have defensive capabilities but at 10pm they were forgotten about in a fast paced match. It was 20-12 at half, so both halves had a team score at least 19pts! Joeldeneye should have scored 40 but went out with a whimper (Viktory has the record at 38). BC had his career high 9G cherry picking,Hutch tied his 6A high, Jamie 11A and Tommy 8G both 1 off career highs.

- week 5 saw Kirk MacRae get his first career drop at the 25G mark. That cleared the career dropless board of any significant scorers.

- 28 players are currently shown as dropless but around 6-8 are at 2 games or less. Biggest surprise here is Jeff Steele... 35G on no drops. Maybe this is what happens when they aren't all BC hammers? Janssen only on 1 drop, so last season's league leaders have really turned things around. On the flip side, 2 unnamed players are on pace to set a new season record.

- GM Taunya and super reliable Jardine are the only players without a TA

- Shawn Lee leads the league at an undefeated 5-0, Alyne and McGeachy follow at 4-0 and Joanna Nelken at 5-0-1. Will Mercer is the only winless after more than 1 game played. Although it's hard to call a 4-2 record and tied for first a disappointment for GM Denton, it does mark the first time he has lost 2 games in season since Episode IV. Still on an unreal 25-4 run (14-3 lifetime as a GM).
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby ladylogic » Mon Nov 30, 2015 2:43 pm

I'm baaaaaaaaaack.....

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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby christopherjywang » Tue Dec 01, 2015 12:33 am

Week 6 Casualty Report

BBR Mission: The Assassin
Each GM was assigned a team with one mission: Select one player to assassinate and force that player to be traded in the coming week.
Each GM was also allowed to place one player in the safe house, who would be protected from assassination.

The following are the selections:

Mottkopussy protected Greg "back to back to back to back" Ellis and chose to assassinate Sarah Tulin on D.O.N. , who luckily was placed in the safe house and protected from being traded.
Force Homeland protected Shimmy and succesfully assassinated Andy Milne on From Rajiv with Love
AusTaun Powers protected Aisland and successfully assassinated Alyne Azucena on The Hunt for Denton's Backhand
DON protected Sarah Tulin and succesfully assassinated Dani Leung on AusTaun Powers
Rajiv protected Kiley and succesfully assassinated Emma "No more Diaper Shorts" Seaborn
BC protected Kirk and succesfully assassinated Jamie "I've been assassinated because joel likes tommy better" Dempster on Joeldeneye
Denton protected Jools and succesfully assassinated Julian "I Heart Amjad" Weinrieb
Loat protected Gareth and failed to assassinate Jon Brunetti
Joel protect Toomy and Succesfully assassinated Marcy
MK6 protected Brunetti and failed to assassinate Kirk "Finally dropped the disc" Macrae

BBR Summary: Andy, Alyne, Dani, Emma, Dempster, Julian and Marcy must be traded.


And now for the trades:

Trade 1
From Rajiv With Love sends Andy Milne to Force Homeland
From Rajiv With Love sends Emily Turner to Force Homeland
Force Homeland sends Marcel Frenette-Cornielis to From Rajiv With Love
Force Homeland sends Amanda Sheppard to From Rajiv With Love

Trade 2
The Hunt for Denton's Backhand sends Alyne Azucena to Austaun Powers: The Spy Who Traded Me
Austaun Powers: The Spy Who Traded Me sends Danielle Leung to The Hunt for Denton's Backhand

Trade 3 3 Team, 7 Play Blockbuster Deal around Jamie "www.thedempsters.ca" and Julian "Where's Amjad I miss him" Weinrieb!
Joeldeneye sends Jamie Dempster to Mottkopussy
The Hunt for Denton's Backhand sends Jason Chan to Joeldeneye
The Hunt for Denton's Backhand sends Vikki Shimoda to Mottkopussy
The Hunt for Denton's Backhand sends Jonathan Lapierre to Mottkopussy
Mottkopussy sends Julian Weinrieb to The Hunt for Denton's Backhand
Mottkopussy sends Ameet Kahnderia to The Hunt for Denton's Backhand
Mottkopussy sends Melody Lau to The Hunt for Denton's Backhand

Trade 4
The man who Knew How to Loat sends Emma Seaborn to MK6
The man who Knew How to Loat sends Anthony Slater to MK6
MK6 sends Kristie Ellis to The man who Knew How to Loat
MK6 sends Andrew Gosbee to The man who Knew How to Loat

Trade 5
Joeldeneye sends Alex BB to MK6
MK6 sends Darrell Nantais to Joeldeneye

Trade 6
D.O.N. sends Joanna Nelken to From Rajiv With Love
From Rajiv With Love sends Linda Kudo to D.O.N.

Debrief:
Total Trades: 6
Total Males Traded: 11
Total Females Traded: 10
Total Trades this season: 46

Town Bike Leaderboard:
4: Kevin Hutchinson, Andrew Gosbee
3: 11 others
2: 18 others
1: 47 others
0: 62
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby nantana50 » Thu Dec 03, 2015 11:21 am

Murl help! Oh you were playing in that game weren't you?

21 Drops in a game (combined) has to be a record right.
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby HotSauce » Thu Dec 03, 2015 12:23 pm

ladylogic wrote:I'm baaaaaaaaaack.....

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Dee, you looked different last night...
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby HotSauce » Thu Dec 03, 2015 12:27 pm

nantana50 wrote:Murl help! Oh you were playing in that game weren't you?

21 Drops in a game (combined) has to be a record right.


Joeldeneye was involved in another game this season with 21 combined drops? (Grundy had 4. I told him he needs his headband)

This isn't blackjack...
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby master_storm » Thu Dec 03, 2015 5:47 pm

Full stats leaderboard can be found here
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... =158007342

Also, if you haven't done so, find the TPL facebook page and like it!

Male MVP
This week’s MVP is Norm Lew. This is his 1st MVP honors this year and 4th lifetime

4 Goals
13 Assists
1 2nd Assists
3 Ds
2 Throwaways
0 Receiver Error

Female MVP
This week's female MVP is Alyne Azucena. This is her 3rd MVP honors this year and her 3rd lifetime.

4 Goals
1 Assists
2 2nd Assists
4 Ds
2 Throwaways
0 Receiver Error

Defensive players of the week
The male defensive player(s) of the week are Marcel Frenette-Corniellis, Aaron Hooper, Kirk MacRae with 4 Ds
The female defensive player(s) of the week are Alyne Azucena with 4 Ds

Leaderboards

Goals
Jeff Steele 45
Greg Ellis 44
Aaron Louis 42

Goals - Female
Erin McMahon 21
Aislind Syrotuik 21
Sarah Burke 18
Meghan Janssen 18
Marianne Perko 18

Assists
Greg Ellis 47
Norman Lew 41
BC Roedde 39

Assists - Female
Sarah Tulin 17
Kirsten Niles 15
Emma Seaborn 15

2nd Assist
BC Roedde 22
Marko Iskric 21
Warren Tang 17
Kieran Bol 17
Jeff Steele 17
Andrew Milne 17

2nd Assist - Female
Nat Wong 15
Kirsten Niles 15
Laura Wiese 13
Kate Jardine 13
Hayley Burgess 13
Emma Seaborn 13

Most Ds
Greg Ellis 27
Jon Brunetti 14
Kirk MacRae 12
Julian Weinrib 12
Erin McMahon 12
Aaron Louis 12
Aaron Hooper 12

Most Ds - Female
Erin McMahon 12
Sarah Tulin 10
Hayley Burgess 10
Alyne Azucena 10

Throwaways
Greg Ellis 36
BC Roedde 31
Norman Lew 25

Top Salary
Greg Ellis 617000
Jeff Steele 519000
Aaron Louis 492500

Top Female Salary
Sarah Tulin 290500
Erin McMahon 290500
Alyne Azucena 272500

Milestones

These people have reached the following milestones

100 Goals - David "Shimmy" Shimoda

200 Assists - Greg "Elmo" Ellis

50 Ds - Kate "Jar Jar" Jardine, Hin "diva" Tang

20 Wins - "Darrel Nantais, Erin McMahon, Rajiv Seneviratne
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby master_storm » Thu Dec 10, 2015 6:12 pm

Full stats leaderboard can be found here
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... =158007342

Also, if you haven't done so, find the TPL facebook page and like it!

Male MVP
This week’s MVP is David "Shimmy" Shimoda. This is his 1st MVP honors this year and 3rd lifetime

2 Goals
7 Assists
6 2nd Assists
3 Ds
3 Throwaways
0 Receiver Error

Female MVP
This week's female MVP is Kate "jar jar" Jardine. This is her 1st MVP honors this year and her 10th lifetime.

5 Goals
0 Assists
1 2nd Assists
0 Ds
0 Throwaways
0 Receiver Error

Defensive players of the week
The male defensive player(s) of the week are Aaron Hooper with 5 Ds
The female defensive player(s) of the week are Hadiya Roderique, Meghan Janssen, Danielle Leung, Linda Kudo with 2 Ds

Leaderboards

Goals
Jeff Steele 51
Greg Ellis 49
Aaron Louis 46

Goals - Female
Erin McMahon 24
Aislind Syrotuik 24
Marianne Perko 22

Assists
Greg Ellis 51
Norman Lew 49
BC Roedde 49

Assists - Female
Sarah Tulin 17
Kirsten Niles 17
Emma Seaborn 17

2nd Assist
BC Roedde 25
Marko Iskric 23
Jeff Steele 20
David Shimoda 20
Andrew Milne 20

2nd Assist - Female
Kirsten Niles 19
Nat Wong 18
Emma Seaborn 16

Most Ds
Greg Ellis 28
Jon Brunetti 18
Aaron Hooper 17

Most Ds - Female
Erin McMahon 13
Hayley Burgess 11
Sarah Tulin 10
Danielle Leung 10
Alyne Azucena 10

Throwaways
Greg Ellis 41
BC Roedde 33
Norman Lew 28

Top Salary
Greg Ellis 652500
Jeff Steele 590000
Aaron Louis 524500

Top Female Salary
Erin McMahon 315500
Alyne Azucena 296500
Aislind Syrotuik 294500

Milestones

These people have reached the following milestones

200 Assists - David "Shimmy" Shimoda

50 Ds - Calvin Ho, Mark "Dr.Evil" Taylor

$2,000,000 - Jason Chan

$1,000,000 - "Erin McMahon, Kirsten Niles, Genevieve Daigle
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby rajiv » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:05 pm

Town Bicycle Report
After having traded away perpetually traded Shawn Lee and Joanna Nelken (to two teams who still need to make trades)
I thought I'd note how silly their combined win/loss/traded record is.
Games played: 15
Wins: 13
Losses: 1
Ties: 1
Times traded: 11
So... I guess anyone who wants to win for a week should pick them up? They're probably available. :P
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby Shoany » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:15 pm

We'll get you cheap wins like Dhalsim in Street Fighter.
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby christopherjywang » Mon Dec 14, 2015 2:43 pm

Week 8 Casualty Report

BBR Rule 1: Traitors - Anyone in the league had the option to request a trade off their respective agencies. Reasons for defecting from current allegiances were processed in a systematic and unbiased manner:

Mott - GREG ELLIS!!!
JUB - Andy AND Kat Zikov
Taunya - Mark Taylor AND Wallace
Don - DEE!!!!
Rajiv - Shawn Lee
BC - Lydia
Loat - Kristie Ellis
Kachina - Slater
Denton/Joel - everyone loves you, no traitors

BBR Rule 2: Star Crossed Lovers - Two love letters were found among the traitor requests, and as such, a cap benefit will be given to the GMs who reunite the lovers onto the same team.

And now, the Trades!

Trade 1
Scoobers Impossible sends Lydia Dwyer to Mottkopussy
Mottkopussy sends Morgan Leech to Scoobers Impossible

Trade 2 Kat Zikov is reunited with her love from across the deep blue sea, Cody Johnson!
From Rajiv With Love sends Joanna Nelken to Force Homeland
Force Homeland sends Kat Zikov to From Rajiv With Love

Trade 3
Austaun Powers: The Spy Who Traded Me sends Kevin Korecki to MK6
Austaun Powers: The Spy Who Traded Me sends Erik Luft to MK6
Austaun Powers: The Spy Who Traded Me sends Alex Koo to MK6
MK6 sends Jeff Steele to Austaun Powers: The Spy Who Traded Me
MK6 sends Robert Jackson to Austaun Powers: The Spy Who Traded Me
MK6 sends Anthony Slater to Austaun Powers: The Spy Who Traded Me

Trade 4
Austaun Powers: The Spy Who Traded Me sends Wallace Jiang to Force Homeland
Austaun Powers: The Spy Who Traded Me sends Alyne Azucena to Force Homeland
Force Homeland sends Andy Milne to Austaun Powers: The Spy Who Traded Me
Force Homeland sends Heidi Siu to Austaun Powers: The Spy Who Traded Me

Trade 5
From Rajiv With Love sends Shawn Lee to Mottkopussy
Mottkopussy sends Tim Kiladze to From Rajiv With Love

Trade 6
MK6 sends Carter Chin to Austaun Powers: The Spy Who Traded Me
Austaun Powers: The Spy Who Traded Me sends Mark Taylor to MK6

Trade 7 The HUGE 8 player deal, in which Kristie and Greg Ellis defect simultaneously, only to realize they are still worlds apart from becoming one
The man who Knew How to Loat sends Kristie Ellis to Mottkopussy
The man who Knew How to Loat sends Billy Leung to Mottkopussy
The man who Knew How to Loat sends Andrew Gosbee to Mottkopussy
The man who Knew How to Loat sends Matt Frederick to Mottkopussy
Mottkopussy sends Lydia Dwyer to The man who Knew How to Loat
Mottkopussy sends Mathew Harder to The man who Knew How to Loat
Mottkopussy sends Shawn Lee to The man who Knew How to Loat
Mottkopussy sends Greg Ellis to The man who Knew How to Loat

Trade 8
Joeldeneye sends Marianne Perko to D.O.N.
Joeldeneye sends Sarah Burke to D.O.N.
Joeldeneye sends Jason Wu to D.O.N.
D.O.N. sends Hadiya Roderique to Joeldeneye
D.O.N. sends Linda Kudo to Joeldeneye
D.O.N. sends Dario Zgrablic to Joeldeneye

Trade 9
The man who Knew How to Loat sends Lydia Dwyer to Austaun Powers: The Spy Who Traded Me
Austaun Powers: The Spy Who Traded Me sends Heidi Siu to The man who Knew How to Loat

Trade 10
The man who Knew How to Loat sends Andrew Thompson to D.O.N.
The man who Knew How to Loat sends Sebastian Kun to D.O.N.
D.O.N. sends Calvin Ho to The man who Knew How to Loat
D.O.N. sends Peter Hawkings to The man who Knew How to Loat
Trade 11
The hunt for Denton's Backhand sends Kevin Christensen to MOttkopussy
Mottkopussy sends Colin Thompson to The hunt for Denton's Backhand

Trade 12
The man who Knew How to Loat sends Melody Lau to Force Homeland
Force Homeland sends Joanna Nelken to The man who Knew How to Loat

Week 8 Trade Summary
Total Trades: 12
Total Males Traded: 25
Total Females Traded: 12
Total Players Traded: 37
Total Trades this Season: 65


Town Bike Leaderboard
7: Shawn Lee
5: Andrew Gosbee, Anita Benoi, Joanna Nelken, Melody Lau
4: 6 others
3: 16 others
2: 27 others
1: 37 others
0: 49 others (including GMs)
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby JonB » Mon Dec 14, 2015 3:16 pm

How do trades compare to last season? More untraded?
"Disc through the heart, and you're to blame"
Jon "Bon Jovi" Brandt
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby christopherjywang » Mon Dec 14, 2015 3:17 pm

JonB wrote:How do trades compare to last season? More untraded?


This is the first season we are tracking Trades outside of applying them week by week.

Volunteers to comb through historical emails are welcome!
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby christopherjywang » Mon Dec 14, 2015 3:50 pm

The love letters have been leaked!
Please enjoy!

Grigory and Kristee Ellis-ski
Fellow Americans and Brits,

The time has come...for two spies fighting from opposite sides of the Atlantic to rejoin forces.

We have spent the last 10 years apart, learning the secrets of both agencies and are returning to our homeland Russia.

With our newfound knowledge of both intelligence agencies we offer up our services to the highest bidder willing to take us both and team up with the Russians to conquer the world.

Grigory and Kristee Ellis-ski



Kat
--- Begin encrypted message ---

I wear these orange clothes because I'm a prisoner…

I tried to keep the truth hidden for so long. Being Russian in the "land of the free" is not easy. I was sent here as a spy but deep down inside I knew that this was finally my chance to escape and find a better life. I didn't really want to become another cog in the communist machine. I was running from the same thing everyone here on this soil fears. Yet we all get painted by the same red brush. Everyone assumes you're a communist or fascist. Except for him. Cody Johnson was my subject for quite some time but the moment we met everything changed. In a whirlwind, we both fell deeply and helplessly in love. He was the only one who accepted me for me. I wasn't a "Ruskie", a "pinko" or a "commie". I was just Kat. Our love knew no borders. It was so strong but we knew for our sake we'd have to keep it secret. It would be strictly forbidden for the high ranking military defense officer he was to have any involvement with an "enemy" like me. We couldn't be seen in public together. We kept up a charade from the world for so long. It was taxing on us but we knew we had no choice but to carry on. Eventually we got too happy and carefree – we started to make little foolish mistakes! Soon enough, they were onto us and one fateful day, our blissful ignorance cost us. We were caught and the mission I had so long ago abandoned was exposed. Kicking and screaming, they took me away. I was sent to an assimilation camp to be brainwashed. I was told what to think, how to act, who to be. To conform just like every single citizen here. Every day I was reminded to "Force Homeland". Those words were a persistent reminder of what a monolithic entity I am up against. Every week they would put me in battle – making notes of my every move. I smile and play along but deep inside I am counting the days until they let me out. At least they say they will. They hang the slim possibility over my head day in, day out to keep me in line.

I'm tired. I just don’t know how long I can do this for. They know I know they want to keep me here forever.

I need someone to help get me out – please! Show a shred of humanity and help reunite me with my love! I'm a real human being like you. With real feelings, hopes and dreams! Being born on the "wrong" side of this war is something that I have no control over. But at this point, I would do anything. We'll just disappear and never make another sound. All we ever wanted was to just be together…

-- End of encrypted message ---
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby christopherjywang » Mon Dec 14, 2015 3:52 pm

Andy's Final Plea

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Translated to
help. i'm caught behind enemy lines with with my brother-in-arms. i'm afraid they have turned him and i have to get out before they do the same to me.i was targeted for assassination last week... when plans went awry, i woke up behind enemy lines, trapped in a domed enemy lair, in unfamiliar, losing surroundings. with not much time left in this cold war or enough offense to help me win this war, i don't foresee any other way out.so, i'm risking everything, breaking protocol and sending this distress signal to you. help me obi-norm-kenobi, you're my only hope (wait, what season is this ).
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby christopherjywang » Mon Dec 14, 2015 3:55 pm

Wallace's Journal

Day 42: I have gained the enemies trust, the enemy base has been successfully infiltrated. The weekly covert ops missions have been going well, but dangerous. I have brought the team down to last place. Many of my squad members have been replaced. I suspect they will be catching on soon enough. Please, send for backup. This may be the last you hear from me. Please bring me home, tell my momma I love her. Agent out.


Mark Taylor's Solo:
Please read while listening to : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaWhXXdQkvk

It’s a hard knock league, for me
It’s a hard knock league, for me
Steada traded, I get tricked
Steada dealin’, I get flipped

Been D line cutting since 1998
Moms said ‘learn how to handle’ but now it’s too late
Chasing Brunetti: too much on my plate
TPL statline shows just where I rate

It’s a hard knock league, for me
It’s a hard knock league, for me
Steada traded, I get tricked
Steada dealin’, I get flipped

I don’t know how to sleep, I gotta eat, stay on my toes
Got less and less beef, that’s just how it goes
Hustlin’s still a part of me, but as I regress
You’d be hard-pressed, to find another player works hard as me

It’s a hard knock league, for me
It’s a hard knock league, for me
Steada traded, I get tricked
Steada dealin’, I get flipped

Austaun caught me in the first act.
That’s all backwards, what’s with that?
Traded me after just one game
Now just got flipped back for more of the same
If that Mini Cooper were to go up in flame
This is one OG won’t be taking the blame

It’s a hard knock league, for me
It’s a hard knock league, for me
Steada traded, I get tricked
Steada dealin’, I get flipped
It’s a hard knock league
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby christopherjywang » Mon Dec 14, 2015 3:58 pm

Dee's Script:

BE WARNED. You will need 15 minutes to read this.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... sp=sharing

Shawn Lee's Mission Report

CLASSIFIED REPORT

[REDACTED] wove through the League War Room, averting his eyes from those of the various leaders all intensely preoccupied with playing The Game. Their attentions mostly diverted to espionage and strategic tradecraft, nobody looked twice. His cunning disguise, a comically bushy moustache and “flesh” toned false nose, would hold up as long as he could keep a low profile.

Somewhere behind [REDACTED], Rajiv was picking through the crowd. [REDACTED] had started on the Rajivian roster, and since his initial defection had narrowly escaped Rajiv’s grasp on multiple occasions. Rajiv was new to The Game, but learning quickly, and had picked up the faint but distinct scent of bourbon.

Rajiv traced the smell to a man with a low hat and trench coat who hadn’t noticed him. Stalking him from behind, Rajiv signalled to his agents to surround his prey and they all slowly converged.

The man in the coat stopped moving.

Rajiv hid his triumph with the flat calm that was the signature of the League. “[REDACTED]. Turn around. Slowly.”

The man in the coat spun with a flourish that was anything but slow, throwing off his coat as he spun, to reveal none other than the Spymaster himself.

Rajiv could not contain his incredulity. “Spymaster Lew!” he exclaimed, “…but where is [REDACTED]?!”

The Spymaster lifted his chin just so. “I suppose he has escaped your grasp for another week, Rajiv. Perhaps you should have kept an eye on your low-salary primary handlers to begin with.”
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby christopherjywang » Mon Dec 14, 2015 3:59 pm

Lydia's Scouting Report

Gentlemen,

Due to my lack of 007 knowledge this was tough. Not sure how funny you or any of your TPL minions will find this. It was the best I could do.

Dear Mr. Lew, AKA “M” – the old chick from 007

I am writing this request on behalf of Lydia Bracht, a reluctant spy for the team “Scoober Impossible – Rogue Hammer” to be traded. The basis for this request is simple – Lydia wants to be a good guy. Her team does not share this request. In fact, each member of her team reminds her of a nemesis of 007. Here are some prime examples:

Kevin Hutchison AKA “Hutch” AKA – Dr. Julius No

Dr. Julius No’s goal was to disrupt missile tests. Hutch’s goal is to disrupt flow, scoring and good Frisbee.

Aaron Louis AKA AA AKA lots of A’s AKA – Hugo Drax

Put a goatee on AA and you have Hugo Drax. I assume AA is evil both on the field and off. Hugo Drax does a weird hand thing – so does AA (when he drops the Frisbee)

Greg Sheldrake – AKA - Raoul Silva

Greg Sheldrake is a hate-filled villain. How does this affect his Frisbee game you ask? It has left him unwilling and unable to throw a flick. This scorned “backhand specialist” hasn’t seen a dump he didn’t like and an open side throw he did. Keep in mind Mr. Lew, he’s coming for you and will eventually kill you... likely not with a flick (unless it’s a blade)

Last but certainly not least, the leader – BC AKA – Goldfinger

Goldfinger is perhaps the most evil of them all. He challenged Bond in ways many others could not. BC challenges his teammates and opponents the very same way. Whereas Goldfinger had the obvious weakness of gold, BC’s weakness comes in a psychological and possibly physical form – short throws. BC loves throwing deep the way Goldfinger loves his precious gold. His obsession has paralyzed him to the point of no return. Bond strangled Goldfinger to death. What will BC’s teammates do to him?

So you see, this team is filled with pure evil. No person should spend AN ENTIRE SEASON surrounded by it. This is why your mission, should you choose to accept it is to trade Lydia Bracht.

You are all huge nerds.


Slater's a Poet!

To whom it may concern,
Recently I learned of BBR-008.
After much consideration,
Don't pick me, ok?
Everything is fine the way it is.

MK6 forever!
Every other team is a travesty!
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby master_storm » Thu Dec 17, 2015 2:35 pm

Full stats leaderboard can be found here
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... =158007342

Also, if you haven't done so, find the TPL facebook page and like it!

Male MVP
This week’s MVP is my buddy, Andy Milne. This is his 1st MVP honors this year and 5th lifetime

9 Assists
4 2nd Assists
3 Ds
2 Throwaways

Female MVP
This week's female MVP is Emily "I throw hammers all day long" Turner. This is her 1st MVP honors this year and her 1st lifetime.

3 Goals
2 Assists
1 2nd Assists
2 Ds

Defensive players of the week
The male defensive player(s) of the week are Jon Brunetti with 5 Ds
The female defensive player(s) of the week are Alyne Azucena with 5 Ds

Leaderboards

Goals
Jeff Steele 59
Greg Ellis 54
Aaron Louis 48

Goals - Female
Aislind Syrotuik 29
Marianne Perko 28
Erin McMahon 26

Assists
Norman Lew 55
Greg Ellis 55
Andrew Milne 55

Assists - Female
Emma Seaborn 21
Nat Wong 20
Kirsten Niles 19

2nd Assist
BC Roedde 29
Andrew Milne 24
Marko Iskric 23

2nd Assist - Female
Nat Wong 22
Kirsten Niles 21
Emma Seaborn 19

Most Ds
Greg Ellis 31
Jon Brunetti 23
Aaron Hooper 18

Most Ds - Female
Erin McMahon 15
Alyne Azucena 15
Hayley Burgess 14

Throwaways
Greg Ellis 44
BC Roedde 39
Norman Lew 34

Top Salary
Greg Ellis 716000
Jeff Steele 652500
Aaron Louis 571500

Top Female Salary
Erin McMahon 345500
Aislind Syrotuik 333000
Alyne Azucena 314000

Milestones

These people have reached the following milestones

100 Goals - Alex Brittain-Boisvert, Andrew Thompson

200 Assists - Darrel Nantais

50 Ds - Jeff Steele
100 Ds - Hadiya Roderique, Don Colangelo

100 Throwaways - Jeff Steele

$2,000,000 - Baron "50/50" Lam

20 Wins - Kevin Christensen

Century Club (100G, 100A, 100 2A, 100D, 100TA) -Hadiya Roderique
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby master_storm » Mon Jan 04, 2016 11:48 am

Full stats leaderboard can be found here
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... =158007342

Also, if you haven't done so, find the TPL facebook page and like it!

Male MVP
This week’s MVP is Tommy "Guns" Jennings. This is his 1st MVP honors this year and 1st lifetime

7 Goals
5 Assists
3 2nd Assists
1 Throwaways

Female MVP
This week's female MVP is Hadiya Roderique. This is her 1st MVP honors this year and her 15th lifetime.

2 Goals
5 Assists
4 2nd Assists
3 Ds
2 Throwaways
1 Receiver Error

Defensive players of the week
The male defensive player(s) of the week are Greg Sheldrake with 4 Ds
The female defensive player(s) of the week are Hadiya Roderique with 3 Ds

Leaderboards

Goals
Jeff Steele 69
Greg Ellis 62
Aaron Louis 51

Goals - Female
Marianne Perko 32
Aislind Syrotuik 32
Erin McMahon 26

Assists
Norman Lew 64
Andrew Milne 63
Greg Ellis 60

Assists - Female
Emma Seaborn 21
Nat Wong 20
Kirsten Niles 20

2nd Assist
BC Roedde 31
Nat Wong 27
Andrew Milne 26

2nd Assist - Female
Nat Wong 27
Kirsten Niles 23
Emma Seaborn 19

Most Ds
Greg Ellis 34
Jon Brunetti 26
Greg Sheldrake 19
Aaron Hooper 19

Most Ds - Female
Alyne Azucena 17
Hayley Burgess 15
Erin McMahon 15

Throwaways
Greg Ellis 50
BC Roedde 44
Norman Lew 37

Top Salary
Greg Ellis 778000
Jeff Steele 708500
Aaron Louis 612000

Top Female Salary
Aislind Syrotuik 361000
Erin McMahon 345500
Alyne Azucena 340500

Milestones

These people have reached the following milestones

100 Goals - Dario Zgrablic

200 Assists - Gareth Cawley

100 Throwaways - Darrel Nantais, Nat Wong

20 Wins - Vikki Shimoda, Ameet Khanderia
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby master_storm » Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:03 pm

Full stats leaderboard can be found here
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... =158007342

Also, if you haven't done so, find the TPL facebook page and like it!

Male MVP
This week’s MVP is Matt "if I only caught my Ds" Kishi. This is his 1st MVP honors this year and 1st lifetime

1 Goals
6 Assists
3 2nd Assists
6 Ds
1 Throwaways

Female MVP
This week's female MVP is Alyne "handblocked" Azucena. This is her 4th MVP honors this year and her 4th lifetime.

2 Goals
3 Assists
2 2nd Assists
5 Ds
2 Throwaways
1 Receiver Error

Defensive players of the week
The male defensive player(s) of the week are Matt Kishi with 6 Ds
The female defensive player(s) of the week are Alyne Azucena with 5 Ds

Leaderboards

Goals
Jeff Steele 77
Greg Ellis 70
Aaron Louis 55

Goals - Female
Marianne Perko 37
Aislind Syrotuik 35
Sarah Burke 29
Meghan Janssen 29

Assists
Norman Lew 70
Andrew Milne 67
Greg Ellis 63

Assists - Female
Nat Wong 21
Emma Seaborn 21
Kirsten Niles 20

2nd Assist
BC Roedde 34
Nat Wong 29
Andrew Milne 27

2nd Assist - Female
Nat Wong 29
Kirsten Niles 23
Emma Seaborn 19

Most Ds
Greg Ellis 36
Jon Brunetti 26
Alyne Azucena 22

Most Ds - Female
Alyne Azucena 22
Erin McMahon 17
Hayley Burgess 15

Throwaways
Greg Ellis 52
BC Roedde 47
Norman Lew 41

Top Salary
Greg Ellis 844000
Jeff Steele 758000
Aaron Louis 656000

Top Female Salary
Aislind Syrotuik 400500
Alyne Azucena 391500
Erin McMahon 365500

Milestones

These people have reached the following milestones

100 Goals - Tim Kiladze, Hin Tang, Matt Denton

500 Assists - Marcel Frenette-Corniellis

100 Ds - Andy Milne

$2,000,000 - Chris Loat

$1,000,000 - Andrew Thompson

20 Wins - Tim Fowler

Century Club (100G, 100A, 100 2A, 100D, 100TA) Andy Milne
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby nobdyhere » Thu Jan 14, 2016 12:41 am

Hi TPLers.

Someone seemed to have walked away with a pair of my cleats by accident. They are red and black Nike elite Vapours TD size 10.5.

I won't be at TPL next week but please email me at jchan @ room19.ca.

Much appreciated for their return.

Thanks

JChan
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby master_storm » Fri Jan 15, 2016 1:53 pm

Full stats leaderboard can be found here
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... =158007342

Also, if you haven't done so, find the TPL facebook page and like it!

Male MVP
This week’s MVP is Greg "MVP" Ellis. This is his 4th MVP honors this year and 7th lifetime

6 Goals
6 Assists
2 2nd Assists
2 Ds
3 Throwaways
1 Receiver Error

Female MVP
This week's female MVP is Kiley "the better dempster" Bolton. This is her 1st MVP honors this year and her 2nd lifetime.

5 Goals
2 Assists
2 2nd Assists

Defensive players of the week
The male defensive player(s) of the week are Norman Lew, Aaron Louis,Jason Chan with 4 Ds
The female defensive player(s) of the week are Sarah Floyd with 4 Ds

Leaderboards

Goals
Jeff Steele 79
Greg Ellis 76
Aaron Louis 60

Goals - Female
Marianne Perko 41
Aislind Syrotuik 37
Sarah Burke 32
Erin McMahon 32

Assists
Norman Lew 79
Greg Ellis 69
Andrew Milne 69

Assists - Female
Emma Seaborn 24
Nat Wong 22
Hadiya Roderique 21

2nd Assist
BC Roedde 37
Nat Wong 30
Andrew Milne 29

2nd Assist - Female
Nat Wong 30
Kirsten Niles 23
Emma Seaborn 21

Most Ds
Greg Ellis 38
Jon Brunetti 26
Norman Lew 24
Aaron Louis 24

Most Ds - Female
Alyne Azucena 22
Erin McMahon 17
Hayley Burgess 16

Throwaways
Greg Ellis 55
BC Roedde 55
Norman Lew 50

Top Salary
Greg Ellis 911500
Jeff Steele 779000
Julian Weinrib 710000

Top Female Salary
Aislind Syrotuik 425500
Alyne Azucena 404500
Erin McMahon 390500


Milestones

These people have reached the following milestones

250 Goals - not this week, but I'd like to recognize Tyler Curtis (386), Gareth Cawley (338), Meghan Janssen (287)

50 Ds -
100 Ds - Greg Ellis

250 Throwaways BC

$2,000,000 - Greg Ellis, Tom Jennings
$1,000,000 - Tim Fowler

20 Wins - Shawn Lee, Andrew Fell
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby HotSauce » Tue Jan 19, 2016 5:38 pm

Does anyone remember the good ol' days when the TPL forum was the hottest thing on the BBS? (Hello? Is this thing even on?). Anyway, now that we are in the final weeks and some teams are concerned with trivia things like winning the "championship", can we start up the hype machine for the things that really matter to TPL? Stats! Stats! Stats! The peanut gallery needs more things to cheer for (and, more often than not, to cheer against). And, seriously, are GMs going to just concede the Town Bike award to Shawn Lee? No one will trade Mel and Goose two more times just for fun? Or trade Warren 10 times around the league. As for "serious" stats, Ellis is involved in two tight stat battles (vs. Steele for goals and vs. BC for throwaways).
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby DjDATZ » Wed Jan 20, 2016 12:09 pm

HotSauce wrote:Does anyone remember the good ol' days when the TPL forum was the hottest thing on the BBS? (Hello? Is this thing even on?).


Hin, you sound like one of those old men sitting in a rocking chair saying "Back in my day...", while shaking a cane at passersby.
Dario

Aka the one with the Lego shorts and muscle tights. Except the tights are retired and the Lego shorts come out only once in a while.
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby HotSauce » Wed Jan 20, 2016 12:21 pm

DjDATZ wrote:Hin, you sound like one of those old men sitting in a rocking chair saying "Back in my day...", while shaking a cane at passersby.


You've almost got it right. Except I'm throwing discs at the stoopid kids on my lawn.
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby JonB » Wed Jan 20, 2016 12:32 pm

HotSauce wrote:
DjDATZ wrote:Hin, you sound like one of those old men sitting in a rocking chair saying "Back in my day...", while shaking a cane at passersby.


You've almost got it right. Except I'm throwing discs at the stoopid kids on my lawn.


And perhaps more importantly, beating them on the Ultimate field in an all-night tournament...
"Disc through the heart, and you're to blame"
Jon "Bon Jovi" Brandt
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Re: 2015 Fall TPL Discraft

Postby c5ho » Tue Jan 26, 2016 1:07 pm

Word on the street is that there were some hardasses that wouldn't just call the game at the all-nighter when they were up 10 points and there was only 10mins left. Let them sleep!

On another note, holy sh*t! I had forgotten about this thread and didn't realize there was so much reading material. I'll have to revisit at lunch time so I can read Dee's full script.
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