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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby cut-chemist » Wed Dec 07, 2016 8:42 pm

Cletus, Rick and Claire
Military School, GP and Beth (assuming you mean G - (TA + RE))
No pick, no pick
Stonecutters, Kenny and Catherine
Hello Mr Thompson, Rajiv and Heidi
Flik-E, Krystal and Alan
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby deervein » Wed Dec 07, 2016 8:45 pm

Cletus - Rick/Clair
Lisa Needs Braces - Gareth/Beth
Gruesome - Jar/Fidler
Stonecutters - Kenny/Catherine
Push-pass - Raj/Heidi
Super Chintendo - Krystal/Allan
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby ENYGMA » Fri Dec 09, 2016 3:29 pm

The Legitimate Businessman Social Club is very happy this week. You guys were so bad, it might be time to send you all back to Bovine University.

Winning picks:
Premium; cancelled
Braces; Gareth/Beth
Twosome; The Dongs
Salad; cancelled
Thompson; Rajiv/Heidi
Chalmers; Krystal/Allan

This week the players went 79 – 89 (47%)
For the season the player are 283 – 253 (52%)

Standings (Week, Season, %, SLSB)
pferder, --, 5/6, 83%
iskric21, --, 8/12, 67%
krystal_ds, 6/10, 12/19, 63%
aalan, --, 6/10, 60%
misiu, 4/10, 11/19, 58% Misiu by Kirk M.
gregkramer, 4/10, 18/31, 58%, Nobody
nduchen, 4/10, 18/31, 58%, Marko
destin, 5/10, 18/31, 58%, Carter
kirkmacrae, --, 7/12, 58%
ca_ta, 6/10, 18/31, 58%
cthompson, 4/10, 16/28, 57%
dentonmatthew, --,12/21, 57%, Carter by Marko
deervein, 6/10, 17/31, 55%, Eric Palmitesta
BigCountry,6/10, 12/22, 55%
nfaries, 5/10, 10/19, 53%
nantana50, 5/10, 11/22, 50%
cut-chemist, 4/8, 12/24, 50%
master_storm, 4/10, 15/31, 48%, Chik
c5ho, 4/10, 14/31, 45%, Janssen
JonB, 6/10, 14/31, 45%
MaxPower, 3/10, 13/31, 42%, Janssen
Edk001,--, 5/12, 42%
nhung2, 3/10, 12/31, 39%, Slater
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby MaxPower » Wed Dec 14, 2016 1:49 am

The Week 8 Big Brother Rule (aka BBR) was that anyone could request a trade from their current team. Players were sent this letter as inspiration:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAXwt04AFQE

Dear Big Brothers,

I no longer fear Hell, because of my current TPL team. Our warm-ups have become grim death marches. Our horizontal stack is, in actuality, a Dickensian workhouse. Teammates make it through the games relying on their unwavering belief that Parity will come. But I am far more pessimistic. I am not sure if this letter will reach you, as our lines of communication have been cut. Now the effort of defense has made me light-headed, so I close by saying, TRADE ME! TRADE ME NOW!

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We had a bunch of trade requests; some were granted while others were sent to the bottomless pit with Vito and those nude photos of Whoopi Goldberg:

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Hello Big Brothers,

Never have I truly understood the meaning of hope until I was forwarded your e-mail this morning. The tyranny with which my current GM rules is maddening. Bellowing commands down from his sideline: "have fun!", "do good things!", and "enjoy the game!" echo through my head like the lash of a hickory switch. His withered face reminds me of the spectre of death. I can take it no longer.

I have pleaded, begged, and threatened to be traded, but my words fall on deaf ears. Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead. I thought I was going to live out my TPL days in agony until given this chance.

I beseech you. Save me from this despot. Others may want to be traded, but I NEED to be traded. If I remain untraded, I don't know what' I'll do. I'm afraid that beneath my goodie two shoes lie some very dark socks.

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Parity 23:4

The disc is my shepherd; I shall not want.

It maketh me to dive (foolishly) down in green astroturf: it recordeth my drops and my throw aways.

It restoreth my soul: It leadeth me in the paths of righteous flair for Parity’s sake.

Yea, though I spin endlessly through the doors of Monarch Park Stadium, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy cheering and japing peanut gallery.

Though [GM redacted] preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou Big Brother rule leadst me endlessly from team to team; my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of TPL for life.

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About this week’s BBR:
Lisa: Dad, wake up. I think a hurricane is coming!
Homer: Oh Lisa, there’s no record of a hurricane ever hitting TPL.
Lisa: Yes, but the records only go back to 2012 when the hall of records was mysteriously blown away.

About being stuck on the same team for 5 weeks:
Lisa: I don’t get. Straight A’s, perfect attendance, bathroom timer. I should be the most popular girl in school.

About leaving Salad:
Bart: It’s weird, Lis. I miss him as a friend but I miss him even more as an enemy.
Lisa: I think you need Salad, Bart. Everybody needs a nemesis. Flik-E Mart has I Destinctly Said Military School. Lisa Needs Braces has the entirety of TPL. Even The Stonecutters have the inability to score the game winning goal in order to upset their tie leading statistics…

Marisa

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Dearest [team redacted],

I must leave you. Why, I cannot say. Where, you cannot know. How I will get there, I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name [team redacted]. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages.

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Don Homer cannot be caught associating with those who cannot be counted on for donuts. His new team has bestowed no donuts upon Don Homer, thus a trade is demanded.

Grazie, mille grazie.

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Of all of the players that Misiu started the season with, I am the only HOMER that he's kept all season long.

But I say, "Don't have a cow." Have Salad! I want to stick with Misiu, unless there's another team that wants me more than he does.

Larry

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I’m not going to go as far as to request a trade, but I overheard some of the ReWiese the Hounds strategy sessions at the Burns manor, and they did not inspire a lot of confidence. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iFxUCSTfRU#t=0m50s)

Coach Burns: This calls for an aggressive trading strategy.
Yes men: Good idea, ma’am.
Coach Burns: Take 50% of my money, and put it into youth and speed. ‘Wheels’, Stephane Levac, Phil Sewell, and sink the rest into that up-and-coming D-line striker, Mark Taylor. That should set things right again, eh boys?
Yes men: Absolutely. Yes, ma’am.
BC: Can’t go wrong with Taylor.

Coach Burns: Are you saying we lost? To Fell’s team??
Yes men: Mmm hmm.
Coach Burns: But … I made all the right moves, didn’t I?
Yes men: Oh, yes ma’am.
BC: Every move a right one.
Coach Burns: I see it all now: you’re just a bunch of yes men. I was making the wrong moves and you were too gutless to tell me, isn’t that right?
Yes men: Yes ma’am.
BC: Right on, ma’am.

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December 7th, 11:13pm (right after our game)
Upon hearing of Kramer's forced trade request, the following conversation could be heard:

Fell: (Sinister) Okay, Kramer, you win. I'll trade you. But beware. We Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine.
Me: (sarcastic) Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! (Hiding behind Heidi) Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me!
Fell: Stop it!
Me: Don't let the Germans come after me. Oh no, the Germans are coming after me.
Fell: Please stop the "pretending you are scared" game, please.
Me: (Pause) No! They're so big and strong!
Fell: Please stop pretending you are scared of us, please, now.
Me: Oh, protect me from the Germans! The Germans--
Fell: Kramer, Stop it!

- December 8th, 10:15am
Kramer's stats get inputted with 5 TAs added to his previous nights total. Later that day Fell can be heard laughing in a Horst accent.

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While I have only been with Andrew Fell's team for one game, I can't help but take up this opportunity to express myself in song:

"Who needs the Fell-O Mart?
Now here’s the tricky part
Oh won’t you rhyme with me

Who needs the Fell-O Mart?

Their hucks are rarely smart
Their cuts they never start
Their D just falls apart
The Fell-O Mart is real – D’oh

Who needs the Fell-O Mart?
Not Meeeeeeeeeeee!

Forget the Fell-O Mart
Goodbye to Fell-O Mart
Who needs the Fell-O mart?
Not me!"

Plus I solemnly swear I won’t e-mail you next week stating
“Who needs the Fell-O-Mart?
I doooooooooo”

Graham

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I am and will always be a Stonecutter for life, I love #1 and in the name of saving the team, preserving the chemistry on the team and removing the least important component. I sacrifice myself, because I know and trust #1 I can stand to miss a week or two of the secret gatherings, I'll miss the ale but I am strong and he will seek me out and I am confident I will return to finish the season a Stonecutter.

Get it over with. TRADE ME! TRADE ME NOW!

Raoul

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Snake has been holding me hostage in the back of the Kwik-E-Mart again, but something's changed. He used to rob me two, three times a week. Now I'm lucky if I get it once a month.

Something has just changed. The hot dogs seem fresher, the nacho cheese cheesier, and the unlabeled can of food has been relabeled. This is all unacceptable to me.

Dearest Kwik-E-Mart, I must leave you. Why, I cannot say. Where, you cannot know. How will I get there, I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name Kwik-E-Mart.

Your humble employee, Jeff

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I wish I could say that everything is coming up Steele! But unfortunately it is not. With the losses piling up faster than Barney can down beers, it is time that I request a trade. Salad and Lisa Needs Braces have seemingly become synonymous, as you don't win with salad. I can still hear Don heckling from the peanut gallery "Boo-urns! You're only a pass catcher!" Or Marko chirping " Steele your throws are ugly ugly!" I mean I've heard my throws called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly. Therefore it is time for a new team.

As for whatever team I may end up on; I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try. Except on defense because I would rather be like Chief Wiggum and let 1000 men go free rather than chase after them. As for on offense I'm ready to go from OFF to MAX POWER!!!! That sums up my trade request because me fail TPL? That's unpossible.

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The International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs and Nuclear Technicians has voted unanimously in favour of the keg of beer over that silly dental plan! It's not like I need braces or anything... seriously, I don't need braces.

Brittany

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(In the voice of a sad little girl) - “As I write this I am very sad, our president Mr. Remi Ojo has been overthrown and”
(Change to voice of big bad man) – “replaced by the malevolent General Wangers. All Hail Wangers and his glorious new regime."

Sincerely, Little Girl (aka [player redacted])

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And that's the end of that chapter.
I got my name off a hair dryer.
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby ENYGMA » Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:03 am

The TPL Betting Pool aka the Soupcan (Gazpacho of course) Memorial Degenerate Player Pool aka the Fat (my wife was whacked by natural causes) Tony Illegal House of Bets. Grab your box of jagged Krusty-O’s cause we gonna get all itchy and scratchy on you.

We will be keeping track of % of correct pics throughout the season.

Spreads will be used to handicap the match-ups.
Note: "Team A (-1.5) vs Team B" means that Team A is favoured to win by 1.5 points.
Another Note: Side bets will count in the results.

This year there will be a season long side bet:
The first TPL player to get a Frisbee in the groin will be _____________________________
*Whoever wins this automatically gets a perfect score for the week.
**Must be on video or witnessed by ten people or it didn’t happen…hopefully on video.
***If on video we will be entering it into the Springfield Film Festival

The good writers have been sent to Widow’s peak with the Plow King…we’re hoping they get back in time. If not we’ll have to call Mr. Plow and you have to deal with this.

The stonecutters (-0.5) Vs ReWiese the Hounds
Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? Could it be Santos L. Halper?
Most G + 2A’s
Jarel Villaroya + Daisy Lam (-0.5) or Phillip Lam + Lori Bristow
Additional side bet (That doesn’t count): Do the Stonecutters continue to promote parity and go for another tie?

Hello, Mr. Thompson Vs Gruesome Twosome (-1.5)
With the Christmas break fast approaching, Mr. Thompson has been slacking off and showing his classes fuzzy bunny’s guide to you know what, instead of, you know, teaching. With Mr. Thompson’s attention focused elsewhere we think the Twosome will take advantage and cut class to hang with the cool kids.
Most A + D’s
Raoul Tanyan + Kaity Williams or Wesley George + Jennifer Chen (-0.5)
Additional side bet (that also doesn’t count): Seriously, does Will Mercer finally play his first game?

Flik-E-Mart (-1.5) Vs Premium! DUUUUDE!!!
This is the matchup we’ve all been waiting for, D’Apu vs Hinsnake, Darrel Nantahasapeemapetilon Vs. Chester ‘snake’ Tangley, Good vs Evil, Squishy’s vs Guns, who will win this battle on this day?
Most G’s
Ellen Li + Darrel Nantais (-0.5) or Rebecca Chan + Hin Tang

Super Chintendo Chalmers Vs I Destinctly said military school (-1.5)
Tired of the schools low test scores and class after class of ugly ugly children, Chintendo Chalmers is taking the kids to Disneyland!!!...I mean Military School!!! Good luck kids.
Most G + A + 2A +D’s
Dana Henderson + Matt Denton (-0.5) or Chris Loat + Beth Fisher

Cletus the Slack-Joled Yokel (-2.5) Vs You don’t win games with salad
Some folk’ll never eat a skunk, but then some folk’ll like Cletus the slack-joled Yokel. But you know what they won’t eat? Salad…maybe possum, maybe roadkill, but definitely not salad.
Most (G+A) – (TA+RE)
Joel Meyers + Kristie Ellis or Chiho Saito + Chris Faulkner (-0.5)

Lisa needs braces Vs Play…For…Mojo (-1.5)
And once again Fell has decided to change up his name, causing the team, the gamblers, the GM’s and these writers to throw their arms in the air and chant A-Bom-Shabai, A-Bom-Shabai. Hopefully if we chant long enough we won’t have to go on strike and dental will be covered.
Most G – RE
Vikki Shimoda + Saleh Mohamed or Julie DeWolf + Kirk MacRae (-0.5)
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby HotSauce » Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:12 am

ENYGMA wrote:Ellen Li + Darrel Nantais (-0.5) or Rebecca Chan + Tabish Gilani


Before y'all start the betting madness, this sidebet will change. Tabish is out.
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby rajiv » Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:16 am

Vikki Shimoda + Saleh Mohamed (-0.5) or Julie DeWolf + Alex Koo


Koo is out too
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby ENYGMA » Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:26 am

It has been updated. Now Pick a horse, kid. We're putting two dollars on each race. Make it a good one.
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby nfaries » Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:33 am

Hounds (in a tie)
Jarel + Daisy
Wait...are there outcomes that aren't ties?

Twosome
Wesley + Jennifer
No

Flik-E-Mart
Ellen + Darrel

Chintendo
Chris + Beth

Cletus
Joel + Kristie

Lisa
Julie + Kirk
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby krystal_ds » Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:47 am

ReWiese - Phillip and Lori
Gruesome - Raoul and Kaity
Flik
Chintendo
Salad
Mojo - Dewolf and MacRae
You must be a cutter, 'cause you're too hot to handle
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby kirkmacrae » Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:55 am

mojo
julie/kirk
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby pferder » Wed Dec 14, 2016 12:24 pm

Stone
Hello
Flik
Super
Cletus
Mojo
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby master_storm » Wed Dec 14, 2016 1:07 pm

Rewiese/Philip+Lori/No
Gruesome/Wes+Jenn/Yes
Premium/Rebecca+Hin
Destin/Loat+Beth
Salad/Joel+Kristie
Mojo/Julie+Kirk
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby nhung2 » Wed Dec 14, 2016 3:06 pm

The stonecutters Jarel Villaroya + Daisy Lam- NO

Gruesome Twosome (-1.5)
Wesley George + Jennifer Chen (-0.5)
Additional side bet (that also doesn’t count): Seriously, does Will Mercer finally play his first game? This week? No.

Flik-E-Mart (-1.5)
Rebecca Chan + Hin Tang

Super Chintendo Chalmers
Chris Loat + Beth Fisher

Cletus the Slack-Joled Yokel
Joel Meyers + Kristie Ellis

Play…For…Mojo (-1.5)
Julie DeWolf + Kirk MacRae (-0.5)
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby nduchen » Wed Dec 14, 2016 4:44 pm

ReWiese the Hounds / Jarel Villaroya + Daisy Lam / No
Hello, Mr. Thompson / Raoul Tanyan + Kaity Williams / No
Flik-E-Mart / Ellen Li + Darrel Nantais
I Destinctly said military school / Dana Henderson + Matt Denton
Cletus the Slack-Joled Yokel / Joel Meyers + Kristie Ellis
Play…For…Mojo / Julie DeWolf + Kirk MacRae
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby JonB » Wed Dec 14, 2016 5:24 pm

The stonecutters/Jarel Villaroya + Daisy Lam

Gruesome Twosome / Wesley George + Jennifer Chen
Better side bet, having missed 2/3 of season, does Mercer still take trophy for most TAs?

Premium! DUUUUDE!!!/ Rebecca Chan + Hin Tang

Super Chintendo Chalmers /Chris Loat + Beth Fisher

Cletus the Slack-Joled Yokel /Joel Meyers + Kristie Ellis

Play…For…Mojo (-1.5) / Julie DeWolf + Kirk MacRae (-0.5)
"Disc through the heart, and you're to blame"
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby destin » Wed Dec 14, 2016 6:09 pm

Stonecutters; Jarel + Daisy, no
Twosome; Wesley + Jennifer, I think he's waiting till playoffs
Premium; Rebecca + Hin
Military; Chris + Beth
Cletus; Joel + Kristie
Mojo; Julie + Kirk
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby gregkramer » Wed Dec 14, 2016 8:04 pm

The stonecutters - Jarel Villaroya + Daisy Lam
Gruesome Twosome - Wesley George + Jennifer Chen
Premium! DUUUUDE!!! - Ellen Li + Darrel Nantais
Super Chintendo Chalmers - Dana Henderson + Matt Denton
You don’t win games with salad - Joel Meyers + Kristie Ellis
Play…For…Mojo - Julie DeWolf + Kirk MacRae
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby ca_ta » Wed Dec 14, 2016 8:46 pm

Stonecutters
Jarel + Daisy


Twosome
Wesley + Jennifer
Yes

Flik-E-Mart
Ellen + Darrel

Chintendo
Denton + Dana

Cletus
Joel + Kristie

Lisa
Julie + Kirk
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby cthompson » Wed Dec 14, 2016 8:46 pm

The stonecutters - Jarel Villaroya + Daisy Lam
Gruesome Twosome - Wesley George + Jennifer Chen (Kaity's not playing this week)
Flik-E-Mart - Ellen Li + Darrel Nantais
I Destinctly said military school - Dana Henderson + Matt Denton
Cletus the Slack-Joled Yokel - Joel + Kristie
Play…For…Mojo - Julie DeWolf + Kirk MacRae
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby MaxPower » Wed Dec 14, 2016 8:52 pm

Stonecutters; Lam and Lori; no tie
Gruesome Twosome; Wesley and Jen Chen; yes Mercer
Flik-E-Mart; Rebecca amd Hin
Military School; Dana and Denton
Cletus; Chiho and Faulkner
Fell's team, Julie and Kirk
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby dentonmatthew » Wed Dec 14, 2016 9:54 pm

Wiese philstow
Two Kaitoul
Flik DarEllen
Chin Danenton
Joel Joel
Lisa ShiMohammed
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby cthompson » Thu Dec 15, 2016 12:19 pm

Did we get an MVP/leaderboard post for week 8?

Does Jeff automatically win the betting pool for correctly guessing when Will's first game would be?
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby ENYGMA » Fri Dec 16, 2016 12:37 pm

We are bleeding red ink, which is the only thing we should not be bleeding. If you degenerate gamblers keep succeeding, we may have to change up our venue and move to Fronty’s Meat Market in Little Bitaly, call the Donbot, and get Clamps in here to do some clamping.

Winning picks:
The Stonecutters; Phillip/Lori
Twosome; Cancelled
Flik-E Mart; Cancelled
Military School; Loat/Beth
Salad; Joel/Kristie
Mojo; Julie/Kirk

This week the players went 78 – 54 (59%) against the house
For the season the players are 361 – 307 (54%) against the house

Standings (Week, Sesaon, %, SLSB)
pferder, 3/6, 8/12, 67%
iskric21, --, 8/12, 67%
kirkmacrae, 2/2, 9/14, 64%
krystal_ds, 6/10, 18/29, 62%
destin, 7/10, 25/41, 61%, Carter
cthompson, 7/10, 23/38, 61%
aalan, --, 6/10, 60%
gregkramer, 6/10, 24/41, 59%, Nobody
misiu, --, 11/19, 58% Misiu by Kirk M.
nduchen, 5/10, 23/41, 56%, Marko
ca_ta, 5/10, 23/41, 56%
master_storm, 8/10, 23/41, 56%, Chik
deervein, --, 17/31, 55%, Eric Palmitesta
BigCountry,--, 12/22, 55%
dentonmatthew,4/10, 16/31, 52%, Carter by Marko
nfaries, 5/10, 15/29, 52%
nantana50, --, 11/22, 50%
cut-chemist, --, 12/24, 50%
JonB, 6/10, 20/41, 49%
MaxPower, 7/10, 20/41, 49%, Janssen
nhung2, 7/10, 19/41, 46%, Slater
c5ho, --, 14/31, 45%, Janssen
Edk001,--, 5/12, 42%
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby ENYGMA » Wed Dec 21, 2016 10:51 am

The TPL Betting Pool aka the Soupcan (Gazpacho of course) Memorial Degenerate Player Pool aka the Fat (my wife was whacked by natural causes) Tony Illegal House of Bets. Grab your box of jagged Krusty-O’s cause we gonna get all itchy and scratchy on you.

We will be keeping track of % of correct pics throughout the season.

Spreads will be used to handicap the match-ups.
Note: "Team A (-1.5) vs Team B" means that Team A is favoured to win by 1.5 points.
Another Note: Side bets will count in the results.

This year there will be a season long side bet:
The first TPL player to get a Frisbee in the groin will be _____________________________
*Whoever wins this automatically gets a perfect score for the week.
**Must be on video or witnessed by ten people or it didn’t happen…hopefully on video.
***If on video we will be entering it into the Springfield Film Festival

This week the writers are either away or sick...so you get spreads but no awesome write ups. Also not going to change the sidebets due to the above mentioned sick/away.

I Destinctly said military school Vs Gruesome Twosome (-1.5)
Most G + A + D’s
Dawn Man + Kevin Christensen (-0.5) or Laurie Zacour + Matthew Fredrick

Premium! DUUUUDE!!! Vs Super Chintendo Chalmers (-0.5)

Flik-E-Mart (-1.5) Vs Hello, Mr Thompson
Most D’s
Victoria Ta + Tyler Curtis or Cathy Wong + Colin Thompson (-0.5)

Play…for…Mojo (-0.5) Vs Bleeding Hucks Murphy presents Scoobers on the beach
Most A+ 2A + D’s
Andrew Fell + Helen O’Sullivan or Patricia Lau + Michael Rudanycz (-0.5)

The Stonecutters Vs Cletus the Slack-joeled Yokel (-1.5)
Most
Most G – TA
Ed Kung + Stephanie Schwartz or Daniel Mckittrick + Catherine Chao (-0.5)

You don’t win games with salad Vs Reweise the hounds (-0.5)
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby HotSauce » Wed Dec 21, 2016 11:08 am

ENYGMA wrote:Premium! DUUUUDE!!! Vs Super Chintendo Chalmers (-0.5)
Most A + 2A – RE’s
Taylor Chung + Amanda Moore (-0.5) or Emma Seaborn + Tim Kiladze


Kiladze is away.
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby JonB » Wed Dec 21, 2016 11:26 am

Continuing my climb to mediocrity.

Gruesome Twosome (-1.5) Laurie Zacour + Matthew Fredrick

Premium! DUUUUDE!!!
Taylor Chung + Amanda Moore

Flik-E-Mart
Cathy Wong + Colin Thompson (-0.5)

Play…for…Mojo
Andrew Fell + Helen O’Sullivan

The Stonecutters
Daniel Mckittrick + Catherine Chao (-0.5)

You don’t win games with salad
Lydia Dwyer + Ian Kwan
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby krystal_ds » Wed Dec 21, 2016 2:12 pm

Military school
Chintendo - Taylor and Amanda on account of Kildaze apparently being absent (I think you guys should still count this as a win :wink: )
Flik-E-Mart - Cathy and YCT
Play for Mojo - Andrew and Helen
Stonecutters
Salad
You must be a cutter, 'cause you're too hot to handle
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby kirkmacrae » Wed Dec 21, 2016 2:32 pm

playformojo
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby nfaries » Wed Dec 21, 2016 2:43 pm

Gruesome
Dawn + Kevin

Premium
Taylor + Amanda

Flik
Cathy + Colin

Mojo
Andrew + Helen

Stonecutters
Daniel + Catherine

Salad
Claire + Aaron
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby gregkramer » Wed Dec 21, 2016 3:12 pm

Gruesome Twosome - Laurie Zacour + Matthew Fredrick
Premium! DUUUUDE!!! - Taylor Chung + Amanda Moore
Flik-E-Mart - Cathy Wong + Colin Thompson
Play…for…Mojo - Andrew Fell + Helen O’Sullivan
The Stonecutters - Daniel Mckittrick + Catherine Chao
You don’t win games with salad - Claire Midgley + Aaron Hooper
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby nhung2 » Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:01 pm

No midgely either.
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby HotSauce » Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:08 pm

The Taylor/Amanda vs Emma/Tim bet is OFF. Please do not vote on that.
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby ENYGMA » Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:10 pm

HotSauce wrote:The Taylor/Amanda vs Emma/Tim bet is OFF. Please do not vote on that.

This and Claire's have been removed. They will not be replaced.
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby cthompson » Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:40 pm

Chintendo Chalmers
Flik-E-Mart – Cathy & YCT
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby MaxPower » Wed Dec 21, 2016 8:55 pm

Gruesome Twosome, Dawn and Kev
Premium Dude
Flik E Mart, Cathy and YCT
Play For Mojo, Fell and Helen
Cletus, Ed and Stephanie
ReWiese the Hounds
I got my name off a hair dryer.
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby ENYGMA » Tue Dec 27, 2016 1:13 pm

The TPL Betting Pool aka the Soupcan (Gazpacho of course) Memorial Degenerate Player Pool aka the Fat (my wife was whacked by natural causes) Tony Illegal House of Bets. Grab your box of jagged Krusty-O’s cause we gonna get all itchy and scratchy on you.

We will be keeping track of % of correct pics throughout the season.

Spreads will be used to handicap the match-ups.
Note: "Team A (-1.5) vs Team B" means that Team A is favoured to win by 1.5 points.
Another Note: Side bets will count in the results.

This year there will be a season long side bet:
The first TPL player to get a Frisbee in the groin will be _____________________________
*Whoever wins this automatically gets a perfect score for the week.
**Must be on video or witnessed by ten people or it didn’t happen…hopefully on video.
***If on video we will be entering it into the Springfield Film Festival

No write up or side bets this week cause we've been playing Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge all break and can't be bothered to do any real TPL work.

Flik-E-Mart Vs Gruesome Twosome (-1.5)
The Stonecutters Vs Premium Duuuude!!! (-0.5)
Hello, Mr Thompson Vs I Destinctly Said Military School (-1.5)
You don't win games with salad (-1.5) Vs Play...For...Mojo
Bleeding gums Murphy presents Scoobers (-0.5) on the beach Vs Rewiese the hounds
Cletus the slack-Joeled Yokel Vs Super Chintendo Chalmers (-1.5)
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby nhung2 » Wed Dec 28, 2016 5:40 pm

Flik-E-Mart Vs Gruesome Twosome (-1.5)
The Stonecutters Vs Premium Duuuude!!! (-0.5)
Hello, Mr Thompson Vs I Destinctly Said Military School (-1.5)
You don't win games with salad (-1.5) Vs Play...For...Mojo
Bleeding gums Murphy presents Scoobers (-0.5) on the beach Vs Rewiese the hounds
Cletus the slack-Joeled Yokel Vs Super Chintendo Chalmers (-1.5)[/quote]
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby cut-chemist » Wed Dec 28, 2016 6:23 pm

I predict that no more than 80 different people will play in these six games.
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby MaxPower » Wed Dec 28, 2016 8:10 pm

Flik-E-Mart
Stonecutters
Hello Mr. Thompson
Salad
ReWeise the Hounds
Cletus
I got my name off a hair dryer.
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby JonB » Wed Dec 28, 2016 8:47 pm

Flik-E-Mart (-1.5
Premium Duuuude!!! (-0.5)
I Destinctly Said Military School (-1.5)
You don't win games with salad (-1.5)
Rewiese the hounds
Cletus the slack-Joeled Yokel
"Disc through the heart, and you're to blame"
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby ENYGMA » Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:07 pm

The TPL Betting Pool aka the Soupcan (Gazpacho of course) Memorial Degenerate Player Pool aka the Fat (my wife was whacked by natural causes) Tony Illegal House of Bets. Grab your box of jagged Krusty-O’s cause we gonna get all itchy and scratchy on you.

We will be keeping track of % of correct pics throughout the season.

Spreads will be used to handicap the match-ups.
Note: "Team A (-1.5) vs Team B" means that Team A is favoured to win by 1.5 points.
Another Note: Side bets will count in the results.

This year there will be a season long side bet:
The first TPL player to get a Frisbee in the groin will be _____________________________
*Whoever wins this automatically gets a perfect score for the week.
**Must be on video or witnessed by ten people or it didn’t happen…hopefully on video.
***If on video we will be entering it into the Springfield Film Festival

It's the first week of playoffs and everyone's coming back from their holiday hangovers, Don't make me run...I'm full of Chocolate. Teams are set and the fiasco that was subweek is good and truly behind us. Spreads will only be done for playoff teams, but we're all here to have fun, well that and hopefully watching someone get hit in the groin with a frisbee... C'mon people, Make it happen.

Hello, Mr Thompson Vs Super Chintendo Chalmers (-0.5)
Side Bet: O/U total combined points 43.5
Class is in session, today's lesson - PAIN. It's the teachers vs the superintendent. workers vs boss. Will Mr Thompson rally his troops and go on strike or will Super Chintendo Chalmers put them in their place.

A team name that's witty at first, but seems less funny each time you hear it (-0.5) Vs Cletus the Slack-Joeled Yokel
Side Bet: Will this be the highest scoring game of the quarters
After a bunch of white wine spritzers, and a hot tub shaped like a heart. Military school has gone on a bender and changed their name in an attempt to recruit new members. Will Cletus be fooled and join the military service? can the free world survive if that happens? find out tonight, or go watch Macguyver (the old one, not the new one)

Gruesome Twosome (-1.5) Vs Play...For...Mojo
Side Bet: Will this be the lowest scoring game of the quarters
Twins Vs a Monkey. This won't end well. Well it's better than a Monkey Vs an Elephant.

Flik-E-Mart (-0.5) Vs The Stonecutters
Side Bet: O/U total combined D's 7.5
Who robs cavefish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? perhaps it will be the Flik-E-Mart as they begin their hostile takeover of all things TPL.

You don't win friends with Salad (-0.5) Vs Bleeding Hucks Murphy presents Scoobers on the beach
SIde Bet: O/U Total combined points 45.5
I don't think anyone with bleeding hucks or gums eat salad. Friends will not be had here.

Premium Duuude!!! (-1.5) Vs Reweise the hounds
Side Bet: O/U total combined D's 5.5
lil' Bandit Vs a pack of rabid dogs with Snowball caught in the middle who gets to Snowball first? is this a little too morbid? i'm pretty sure we're at Snowball # 6 or 7 by now.
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby HotSauce » Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:24 pm

...a third of the league is irrelevant for the next three weeks? nice...
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby master_storm » Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:44 pm

Chintendo/Over
Destin/No
Gruesome/No
Flik E Mart/Over
Salad/over
Rewiese/over
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby JonB » Wed Jan 04, 2017 2:04 pm

Super Chintendo Chalmers (-0.5)
total combined points 43.5 - Under

s Cletus the Slack-Joeled Yokel
Side Bet: Will this be the highest scoring game of the quarters - No

Gruesome Twosome
Side Bet: Will this be the lowest scoring game of the quarters - Yes

Flik-E-Mart
Side Bet: O/U total combined D's 7.5 - Over

OH, and obviously no one is respecting the lil' bandit but I am betting Premium beat the Hounds.

And Salad wins.

And for groin shot - I am betting on Remi. Got to take that guy down a notch, he is looking too sexy these days.
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby nfaries » Wed Jan 04, 2017 2:16 pm

Chintendo/Under

Cletus/Yes

Twosome/No

Stonecutters/Over

Salad/Under

Premium/Over
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby ENYGMA » Wed Jan 04, 2017 2:16 pm

The Legitimate businessmen were ill informed and provided with some bad tips. We had believed that this season would be like previous ones. However, much like 2016 there have been many surprises for everyone including ourselves. We have added all the games for this round of playoffs.
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby kirkmacrae » Wed Jan 04, 2017 2:39 pm

flik-e mart / over
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby Big Country » Wed Jan 04, 2017 3:01 pm

HotSauce wrote:...a third of the league is irrelevant for the next three weeks? nice...


Good thing the format changed or a third of the league would have been irrelevant 2 to 3 weeks ago.
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Re: 2016 Fall TPL Discraft- Simpsons

Postby cthompson » Wed Jan 04, 2017 3:32 pm

A team name that's witty at first, but seems less funny each time you hear it
Side Bet: Highest scoring game

Gruesome Twosome

Flik-E-Mart
Side Bet: Over

You don't win friends with Salad
SIde Bet: Under

Premium Duuude!!! (1.5) Vs Reweise the hounds
Side Bet: Over. Definitely over.
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