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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby MaxPower » Wed Feb 22, 2017 8:52 pm

Steele Maiden; Norm and Janssen
Jarenaked: Dawn and Kirk
Carter; Colphin and Valerie
Tenacious D; Travis and Natalie
Nickelback; Harper and McMullin
Darrolline; Janine and JChan
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby mjanssen » Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:20 am

Left my Layout gloves at the field (peanut gallery, field 1) on Wednesday. Would love to see them again.

If you intend to keep them, I'd recommend washing over, and over again.

Thanks,
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby HotSauce » Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:41 am

On the topic of lost things. I left behind my WCBU disc which had "Tang" written on it. If you have seen it and don't want to keep it, let me know. If you do keep it, you don't have to wash it over and over again. Although it has been near some camel toes...
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby ENYGMA » Mon Feb 27, 2017 5:08 pm

Music lesson # 5 – Cause we’ve got friends in low places, where the cutter strike and the Handlers throw the disc away, and we’ll be ok. We like playing only offense, think we’ll slip off on the defense, cause we’ve got friends, in low places.

Correct Picks:
Simon & Gosfunkel; Norm Stewart + Megan Janssen
Jarnaked Ladies; No bet
Carter USM; No bet
Tenacious D and the Pick of Destin; No bet
Black Agath: IrHin Man; Stephanie Harper + Greg McMullin
Limp Iskric; No bet

This week the players went 44 – 20 (69%) against the house
For the season the players are 234 - 172 (58%) against the house

Standings: (Week, Season, %)
misiu --, 1/1, 100%
ca_ta 5/5, 9/11, 82%
destin, 5/6, 21/28, 75%
MaxPower 5/8, 36/51, 71%
Pferder 3/4, 11/16, 69%
dany3w 5/8, 24/39, 62%
nhung2 6/8, 29/50, 58%
nantana50 5/8, 29/51, 57%
JonB, --, 24/43, 56%
nfaries 6/8, 16/30, 53%
master_storm 4/8, 20/41, 49%
gregkramer, --, 13/27, 48%
cthompson --, 8/18, 44%
adamw, 0/1, 0/1, 0%
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby ENYGMA » Tue Feb 28, 2017 3:52 pm

The TPL Betting Pool aka the Soupcan Memorial Degenerate Player Pool aka The Roadies Cup is back for season X, I can’t stop this feeling, deep inside of me, cutters just don’t realize, what you do to me.

We will be keeping track of % of correct pics throughout the season.

Spreads will be used to handicap the match-ups.
Note A Sharp: "Team A (-1.5) vs Team B" means that Team A is favoured to win by 1.5 points.
Note B Minor: Side bets will count in the results.
Note C Major: Gamblers must make a minimum 35 bets over the course of the season in order to be eligible to win the Soupcan.

Welcome to week 6 of TPL X The Roadies are just being straight up lazy this week/are having trouble doing TPL work due to actual work work. But in the interest of trying to get the spreads up with enough time for betting to come out we give you this. If we get some time or can be bothered with doing more, we will adjust accordingly. Hopefully we will be back with a witty retort next week. Just know this, Disco Sucks.

Steele Maiden Vs Carter USM (-1.5)
Side bet Most G – TA’s: Diane Sepa-Kishi + Mark Kalvaitis (-0.5) or Wesley George + Lucy Chu

Black Agath: IrHin Man (-0.5) Vs Simon and Gosfunkel
Side bet Most A’s: David Burden + Agatha Hodsman or Anthea Tsoukalas + Will Mercer (-0.5)

Reluctantly Nickelback (-2.5) Vs Jarnaked Ladies
Side bet Most G + 2A – RE’s: Natalie Fitzgerald + Jon Brandt (-0.5) or Jarel Villaroya + Hadiya Roderique

Limp Iskric (-2.5) Vs KISS
Side bet most G + D’s: Ed Kung + Morgan Leech or Kaity Williams + David Yu (-0.5)

Led Zeppelam Vs Sweet Darroline (-1.5)
Most G + A – RE’s: Krista Bennatti-Roberts + Misiu Godfrey or Darrel Nantais + Catherine Chao (-0.5)

Tojo PoWiese Club Vs Tenacious D and the pick of Destin (-2.5)
Most 2A’s: James Ho + Heidi Siu (-0.5) or Amanda Murdoch + Tabish Gilani
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby ca_ta » Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:00 am

1.) Carter USM - Wes + Lucy
2.) No bet
3.) No bet
4.) Darrel - Krista + Misiu
5.) Destin - Amanda + Tabish
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby HotSauce » Wed Mar 01, 2017 10:00 am

The Ongoing History of Black Agath
Chapter 6: Haiku and Hell

End of 70s
Alcoholic Departure
Of Hozzy Hodsbourne

Change of direction
New singer and new bassist
Work on new album

In 1980,
Heaven and Hell release got
Critical acclaim

Commercial success
World tour sold out huge venues
But internal strife

Released from the crew
Peter Hawkings, Deb Cohen,
Crystal Sotelo

Added to the crew
Vincent Poon, Marisa Hart
Megan McNally

What will 80s bring
To this troubled metal band
Please tune in next week...
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby nfaries » Wed Mar 01, 2017 10:04 am

Carter
Wes + Lucy

Gosfunkel
Anthea + Will

Nickelback
Natalie + Jon

Iskric
Ed + Morgan

Darroline
Darrel + Catherine

Destin
Amanda + Tabish
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby nhung2 » Wed Mar 01, 2017 10:14 am

Carter- Wes + Lucy
Hin- Mercer
Nickelback- Fitz- JUB
KISS- Kaity Williams + David Yu (-0.5)
Darrel- No bet
Destin- Heidi
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby master_storm » Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:37 pm

Carter/Wes+Lucy
Agatha+Hin/David+Agatha
Nick/Fitz+Jub
KISS/Kaity+Da
Darroline/Darrel+Cat
Powiese/Amanda+Tabish
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby pferder » Wed Mar 01, 2017 7:13 pm

Agatha
Jarel
Destin

No side bets
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby MaxPower » Wed Mar 01, 2017 8:55 pm

Steele Maiden; Wes and Lucy
Gosfunkel; Anthea and Mercer
Nickelback; Jarel and See
Limp Iskric; Laity and Da
Darroline; no Darrel no bet
Toni Powiese Club; James and Heidi
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby MaxPower » Thu Mar 02, 2017 8:13 pm

Week 5 and 6 BBS Stats Post
Full stats leaderboard can be found here
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1K6fHhdBGHlyur1NTZ6ob0wEPAqjKMQSHPUwdlxglLa4

Also, if you haven't done so, find the TPL Facebook page and like it!

Week 5

Male MVP
This week’s male MVP is Gareth Cawley. This is his 1st MVP honors this year and 8th lifetime

7 Goals
7 Assists
3 2nd Assists
3 Ds
3 Throwaways
0 Receiver Error

Female MVP
This week's female MVP is Kristie Ellis. This is her 1st MVP honors this year and her 1st lifetime.

5 Goals
5 Assists
1 2nd Assists
1 Ds
3 Throwaways
0 Receiver Error

Defensive players of the week
The male defensive player of the week is Travis DeWolf with 6 Ds
The female defensive player of the week is Puja Ahluwalia with 4 Ds

Week 6

Male MVP
This week’s male MVP is Aaron Hooper. This is his 1st MVP honors this year and 1st lifetime

5 Goals
4 Assists
2 2nd Assists
5 Ds
0 Throwaways
0 Receiver Error

Female MVP
This week's female MVP is Lucy Chu. This is her 1st MVP honors this year and her 1st lifetime.

4 Goals
1 Assists
2 2nd Assists
4 Ds
1 Throwaways
0 Receiver Error

Defensive players of the week
The male defensive players of the week are Aaron Hooper and Ian Bone with 5 Ds
The female defensive player of the week is Lucy Chu with 4 Ds

Leaderboards

Goals
Gareth Cawley 29
Julian Weinrib 28
Matthew Galloway 26
David Ip 26
Bill Banaag 26

Goals - Female
Marianne Perko 24
Stephanie Schwartz 22
Julie DeWolf 21

Assists
Greg Kramer 49
Andrew Milne 38
Chris Loat 36

Assists - Female
Destin McQuillan 26
Janine Duffy 15
Emma Seaborn 14

2nd Assist
Greg Kramer 24
Emma Seaborn 23
Noah Goldstein 18
Gareth Cawley 18
Destin McQuillan 18
Baron Lam 18

2nd Assist - Female
Emma Seaborn 23
Destin McQuillan 18
Carolina Vargas 14

Most Ds
Ian Bone 21
Matthew Galloway 17
Greg Kramer 15
Bill Banaag 15
Aaron Hooper 15

Most Ds - Female
Lucy Chu 11
Hadiya Roderique 10
Janine Duffy 8
Destin McQuillan 8
Alye Azucena 8

Throwaways
Greg Kramer 29
Andrew Milne 26
Baron Lam 25

Top Salary
Gareth Cawley 487500
Greg Kramer 478000
Bill Banaag 433500

Top Female Salary
Destin McQuillan 361500
Lucy Chu 302500
Marianne Perko 292000
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby MaxPower » Mon Mar 06, 2017 7:55 pm

Weird Max Powervic is back, and helping with this week's Big Brother Rule: Going Solo. Like his inspiration Weird Al, who was all about Michael Jackson back in the day, Max seems to be playing favourites with his band parities...I mean parodies.

https://youtu.be/kVGGI0pBth4

This week, someone's quitting the band
Now you're not together, uh
Misunderstanding, didn't understand
It doesn't matter, now you're not together no more
Uh la la la la la
Couldn't split up Lor and BC
That's true
Couldn't split up Loat and Cawley
That's also true
This is our song of extreme annoy because
We only came to trade some ass
Rock the Monarch dome and trade some ass
What we gonna do with all the cash?
Turf rash, and then we thrash
We'll throw a big ol' bash, y'all
And everyone is invited to the bash
And everyone, you're all invited to the bash
C'mon Cardi, watch out, c'mon

Email the Big Brothers by 8pm to request to "go solo". Don't worry about your GM being upset at you for requesting a trade...they have probably been shopping you for weeks anyway.
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby ENYGMA » Tue Mar 07, 2017 10:56 am

Music lesson # 6 – We were going to write something witty about TPL season 9 and how rock bands are on the Simpsons, but then we found out that there have been at least 66 musicians who have been on that show. So instead of writing something, we’re just giving you the link https://www.buzzfeed.com/mariasherm/66- ... .siwONke4N
Correct Picks:
Carter USM: No bet
Simon and Gosfunkle: No bet
Jarnaked Ladies: Jarel Villarroya + Hadiya Roderique
KISS: Kaity Williams + David Yu
Led Zeppelam: No bet
Tojo Powiese Club: No bet
This week the players went 15 - 23 (39%) against the house
For the season the players are 249 - 195 (56%) against the house

Standings: (Week, Season, %)
misiu --, 1/1, 100%
destin, --, 21/28, 75%
ca_ta 1/3, 10/14, 71%
MaxPower 4/8, 40/59, 68%
Pferder 1/3, 12/19, 63%
dany3w --, 24/39, 62%
nantana50 --, 29/51, 57%
JonB, --, 24/43, 56%
nhung2 3/8, 32/58, 55%
master_storm 4/8, 24/49, 49%
gregkramer, --, 13/27, 48%
nfaries 2/8, 18/38, 47%
cthompson --, 8/18, 44%
adamw, --, 0/1, 0%
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby ENYGMA » Tue Mar 07, 2017 3:28 pm

The TPL Betting Pool aka the Soupcan Memorial Degenerate Player Pool aka The Roadies Cup is back for season X, And the cutters who hold mid places, Must be the ones who start, To make the flow reality, Closer to the start, Closer to the start, The Handlers with their flicks, Reflect it in their hucks, They throw with creativity, be closer to the start, closer to the start

We will be keeping track of % of correct pics throughout the season.

Spreads will be used to handicap the match-ups.
Note A Sharp: "Team A (-1.5) vs Team B" means that Team A is favoured to win by 1.5 points.
Note B Minor: Side bets will count in the results.
Note C Major: Gamblers must make a minimum 35 bets over the course of the season in order to be eligible to win the Soupcan.

Welcome to week 6 of TPL X No player side bets this week or next cause we have a feeling that we’re going to put a lot of effort into the sidebets and we’ll come away with like 1 actual bet that doesn’t get cancelled due to players being away.

Black Agath: IrHin Man (-1.5) Vs Limp Iskric
Side bet: O/U total points 46.5
You know what’s one of the worst album names ever? Chocolate Starfish and the hotdog flavoured water. You know what’s not one of the worst album names ever? Anything by Black Sabbath. We’re not saying they’re the best, we’re just saying it’s better than Chocolate Starfish and the.. I don’t even want to type this again.

KISS Vs Sweet Darroline (-0.5)
Side bet: Most female G + A’s KISS or Darroline
I wonder what would happen if KISS and Neil Diamond actually performed on stage together. Would KISS mellow out or would Neil get all made up? I’d really hope for the former. I think Neil would take on the persona of the Diamond cutter. I’ll let the artsy people come up with a cool design for that.

Tenacious D and the pick of Destin (-2.5) Vs Led Zeppelam
Side bet: O/D total D’s 20.5
The age old struggle between first place and last place. Will Zeppelam be able to pull off the win this week to pull themselves out of the 0’fer mark or will they continue their march towards infamy. We’re hoping they find a way to squeak this one out.

Carter USM (-1.5) Vs Tojo PoWiese Club
Side bet: Most Male A + 2A – TA’s Carter or Remi/Wiese
Remember in “From Dusk till Dawn” when Tom Savini played Sex machine and had a gun in his crotch...he was pretty unstoppable. Get it? Huh? C’mon that was gold…no one? Well at least I made myself laugh.

Jarnaked Ladies Vs Steele Maiden (-0.5)
Side bet: O/U total TA’s 41.5
What’s better, having the theme song for a syndicated #1 sitcom or being mentioned in cool guitar riff in Bill and Ted’s excellent adventure? On one hand we have the big bang theory on the other we have Keanu Reeves and the guy who played Ted. We’d still take Keanu Reeves though, have you seen John Wick 2, it’s awesome and he’s a great actor. That’s right we said it.

Simon and Gosfunkle (-1.5) Vs Reluctantly Nickleback
Side bet: Will this be the highest scoring game of the week
It’s Too Bad we don’t have a Photograph of Mrs Robinson. She used to sing a Lullaby about a Bridge Over Troubled Water. She made me feel like I was Never Gonna Be Alone cause I Am A Rock.
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby nhung2 » Wed Mar 08, 2017 10:17 am

Hin- Under
Darrel- Darrel
Destin- Over
Carter- Carter
Steele-Over
Nickelback- No
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby HotSauce » Wed Mar 08, 2017 10:35 am

The Ongoing History of Black Agath
Chapter 7: Musical Interlude

80s wallflowers
Hearts pound. Palms sweat. Last chance song.
Stairway to Baron.

There's a player that's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to Baron.
When she gets there she knows
If the force is all home
Change the force and she can get what she came for.

The play's on the whiteboard
But she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
On a field in the dome
There's a lady that knows,
Sometimes half of his throws are misthrown.

And she's buying a stairway to Baron.

There's a feeling I get
When I flick to the left,
And my spirit is crying for losing.
In my thoughts I have seen
Discs of gold through the trees,
When the voices of those podcasting about parity.

And she's buying a stairway to Baron.

And it's whispered this week
If it's a trade that you seek
Well then an e-mail can lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn
For those who write well
And Big Brothers will echo with laughter.

And she's buying a stairway to Baron.

Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

If there's a hustle in your poaches
Don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for TPL teams.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know,
Some GM's calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow,
And did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How ev'rything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's buying a stairway to Baron.
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby dany3w » Wed Mar 08, 2017 12:13 pm

Black Agath: IrHin Man
Side bet: Over

Sweet Darroline (-0.5)
Side bet:Darroline

Tenacious D and the pick of Destin

Carter USM (-1.5)
Side bet: Most Male A + 2A – TA’s Carter

Steele Maiden (-0.5)

Vs Reluctantly Nickleback
Side bet: No
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby DjDATZ » Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:52 pm

JonB wrote:
dany3w wrote:Simon and Gosfunkel
Side bet – Anthea Tsoukalas + Patrick Russell

Jarnaked ladies
Side bet – Anthony Slater + Beth Fisher

Black Agath: Irhin Man
Side Bet – Megan McNally + Benjamin Goodman

Steele Maiden
Side bet – Bill Banaag + Janet Wan

Tojo Powiese Club
Side bet – Helen O’Sullivan + Kalu Kalu

Sweet Darroline
Side bet – Eric Palmitesta + Jessica Jia


What she said. At least, I think Dany3w is a she. Otherwise, what he said.

It is getting too late to wait for either Destin or Max Power. Com'on people, it's past 11 pm here. I need to sleep.


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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby JonB » Wed Mar 08, 2017 5:48 pm

nhung2 wrote:Hin- Under
Darrel- Darrel
Destin- Over
Carter- Carter
Steele-Over
Nickelback- No


He's my GM and I trust him.
"Disc through the heart, and you're to blame"
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby nfaries » Wed Mar 08, 2017 6:19 pm

Black Agath
Over

KISS
KISS

Tenacious D
Over

Carter
Carter

Jarnaked
Over

Gosfunkle
No
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby pferder » Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:22 pm

Agatha
Sidebet: under

Tenacious vs zeplam
Side bet: over

Carter

Jarel
Sidebet: over

GOS vs nick
Sidebet: Nah

7 bets total
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby MaxPower » Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:31 pm

Black Agath IrHin Man; under
Darroline; Darroline women
Led Zeppelam; over
Tojo PoWiese Club; TPC men
Steele Maiden; under
Nickleback; no
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby grahamh » Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:21 am

Hey folks - I think I forgot my pink VC shorts at the fields last night. Hoping someone picked them up.
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby willis » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:30 am

NM...found them, thanks
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby nantana50 » Thu Mar 09, 2017 3:17 pm

My Blue Nalgene, black lid seemed to have walked away between 1030 and 1130 from Field 2 endzone bench. It has a faded Union sticker on it. Anyone grab it by accident?
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby ENYGMA » Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:21 pm

Music lesson # 7 – I left your house this morning, About a quarter after nine, Could have been the Willie Nelson, Could have been the wine. When I left your house this morning, It was a little after nine, It was in Bobcaygeon, I saw the constellations, Reveal themselves one star at a time

Correct Picks:
Black Agath: IrHin Man: Over
Sweet Darroline: Darroline Ladies
Led Zepplam: Over
Carter USM: Carter Men
Jarnaked Ladies: Over
Simon and Gosfunkle: No

This week the players went 44 - 21 (68%) against the house
For the season the players are 293 - 216 (58%) against the house

Standings: (Week, Season, %)
misiu --, 1/1, 100%
destin, --, 21/28, 75%
ca_ta --, 10/14, 71%
Pferder 6/7, 18/26, 69%
MaxPower 6/12, 46/71, 65%
dany3w 7/10, 31/49, 63%
JonB, 8/12, 32/55, 58%
nantana50 --, 29/51, 57%
nhung2 8/12, 40/70, 57%
nfaries 9/12, 27/50, 54%
master_storm --, 24/49, 49%
gregkramer, --, 13/27, 48%
cthompson --, 8/18, 44%
adamw, --, 0/1, 0%
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby MaxPower » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:25 pm

Week 7 BBS Stats Post
Full stats leaderboard can be found here
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... UwdlxglLa4

Also, if you haven't done so, find the TPL Facebook page and like it!

Male MVP
This week’s male MVP is Will Mercer. This is his 1st MVP honors this year and 1st lifetime.

4 Goals
6 Assists
2 2nd Assists
3 Ds
1 Throwaways
1 Receiver Error

Female MVP
This week's female MVP is Cristina Chern. This is her 1st MVP honors this year and her 1st lifetime.

2 Goals
3 Assists
0 2nd Assists
4 Ds
0 Throwaways
0 Receiver Error

Defensive players of the week
The male defensive players of the week are Don Colangelo, Greg Kramer and Rob Grundy with 4 Ds
The female defensive player of the week is Cristina Chern with 4 Ds

Leaderboards

Goals
Gareth Cawley 36
Julian Weinrib 33
Travis DeWolf 31
Kirk MacRae 31

Goals - Female
Marianne Perko 30
Stephanie Schwartz 25
Jessica Jia 24

Assists
Greg Kramer 59
Andrew Milne 42
Bill Banaag 38

Assists - Female
Destin McQuillan 28
Emma Seaborn 17
Lindsay Musalem 16

2nd Assist
Greg Kramer 26
Emma Seaborn 25
Darrel Nantais 24

2nd Assist - Female
Emma Seaborn 25
Destin McQuillan 21
Julie DeWolf 14
Carolina Vargas 14

Most Ds
Ian Bone 24
Matthew Galloway 19
Greg Kramer 19

Most Ds - Female
Lucy Chu 11
Hadiya Roderique 11
Destin McQuillan 10

Throwaways
Greg Kramer 37
Andrew Milne 30
Baron Lam 29

Top Salary
Gareth Cawley 549000
Greg Kramer 531000
Bill Banaag 470500

Top Female Salary
Destin McQuillan 395500
Marianne Perko 333500
Lucy Chu 331000
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby ENYGMA » Tue Mar 14, 2017 1:45 pm

The TPL Betting Pool aka the Soupcan Memorial Degenerate Player Pool aka The Roadies Cup is back for season X, He was a Cutter boy, She said see you later boy, He couldn’t throw enough for her,
She had a pretty face, But couldn’t cut into space, they needed to come back down to earth.

We will be keeping track of % of correct pics throughout the season.

Spreads will be used to handicap the match-ups.
Note A Sharp: "Team A (-1.5) vs Team B" means that Team A is favoured to win by 1.5 points.
Note B Minor: Side bets will count in the results.
Note C Major: Gamblers must make a minimum 35 bets over the course of the season in order to be eligible to win the Soupcan.

Welcome to week 8 of TPL X No player side bets this week, cause it’s March break and we’re lazy. Also, we’re too busy filling out our March Madness brackets.

Reluctantly Nickleback Vs Steele Maiden (-0.5)
Side bet: Most Male G + A - RE Nickleback or Steele (-0.5)
Two teams on the downswing. Both teams have struggled over the past 4-5 weeks combining for a nifty little 0-9 record. This is the week where one of them will break out of their funk while the other will move closer and closer to the B-sides of their albums.

Carter USM (-2.5) Vs KISS
Side bet: O/U total TA + RE 62.5
Will KISS be able to put a finger into the barrel of Sex Machines crotch Love gun and stop it from going off? We all hope so, but the house says no.

Black Agath: IrHin Man (-1.5) Vs Sweet Darroline
Side bet: O/U total missing players/subs needed for this game 8
Black Sabbath called it quits on Facebook earlier this week. Not really a surprise, but still a sad day for the rock loving nation that is TPL. In honor of their fallen band we’ll have this game to look forward to. FYI it’s best viewed with loads of LSD and Booze…just like any other TPL game.

Simon and Gosfunkle (-1.5) Vs Tojo PoWiese Club
Side bet: O/U total D’s 34.5
The sounds of silence have moved into first place and are looking to hold onto it. It’s unlikely they give it up too easily. However they’re going up against a club that has alternated wins and losses all season. They lost last week so we know what to expect.

Led Zepplam (-1.5) Vs Jarnaked Ladies
Side bet: Most Female A + 2A +D’s Zepplam or Ladies (-0.5)
After securing their first victory of the season, Led Zepplam will be facing the suddenly very hot Jarnaked ladies. Can they build on last week’s victory and begin stringing some wins together? Only the Rock gods know for sure.

Limp Iskric (-1.5) Vs Tenacious D and the pick of Destin
Side bet: O/U total combined points 48.5
Another battle of losing streaks. Both teams have just come off of back to back losses and will need to show up to get back in the W column. Stakes are high and the Nookie is Nigh.
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby dany3w » Tue Mar 14, 2017 2:16 pm

Steele Maiden (-0.5)
Side bet: Steele (-0.5)

KISS
Side bet: Under

Black Agath: IrHin Man
Side bet: Under

Tojo PoWiese Club
Side bet: under

Led Zepplam (-1.5)
Side bet: Zepplam

Tenacious D and the pick of Destin
Side bet: Over
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby destin » Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:42 pm

Reluctantly Nickleback
Side bet: Nickleback
Carter Vs KISS Side bet: under
Sweet Darroline
Simon and Gosfunkle
Most Female A + 2A +D’s: Ladies
Tenacious D and the pick of Destin
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby adamw » Wed Mar 15, 2017 2:40 pm

Carter vs KISS side bet - under
Simon and Gosfunkle, side bet - under
Tenacious D and the pick of Destin
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby nhung2 » Wed Mar 15, 2017 3:17 pm

Nickelback: Steele
Carter- Under
Darrel- under
Gosbee- Under
Jarenake Ladies- Jarenaked.
Destin- Under.
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby pferder » Wed Mar 15, 2017 7:40 pm

Side bet # of sub's: under

Side bet total D's: under

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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby MaxPower » Wed Mar 15, 2017 7:41 pm

Nickelback; Steele M(aid)en
Carter; under
Darroline; Is the number missing players or subs? What if they play 8/4? Whatever. Under
Gosfunkle; under
Jarenaked; Ladies' ladies
Tenacious D; under
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby destin » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:51 pm

Music Lesson #8: Charli XCX wrote the 2014 hit “Boom Clap” for Hilary Duff but was told it wasn’t “cool enough” for the former teen queen. It's hard to disagree. Personally, I'd like to see what she'd do with something like Stevie Wonder's "Superstition". Bet she could inject some cool into that.

Anyways, I'm filling in for Chik this week. Here are my calculations which were performed haphazardly.

Correct Picks:
Steele; Steele M(aid)en
Kiss; under
Agath; under
Tojo; under
Led; Ladies’ Ladies
Iskric; over

This week the players went 18-16 (53%) against the house
For the season the players are 311-232 (57%) against the house


Standings: (Week, Season, %)
misiu --, 1/1, 100%
ca_ta --, 10/14, 71%
Pferder 3/4, 21/30, 70%
dany3w 10/12, 41/61, 67%
destin, 2/7, 22/35, 63%
MaxPower 5/12, 51/83, 61%
JonB, —, 32/55, 58%
nantana50 --, 29/51, 57%
nhung2 5/12, 45/82, 55%
nfaries —, 27/50, 54%
master_storm --, 24/49, 49%
gregkramer, --, 13/27, 48%
cthompson --, 8/18, 44%
adamw, 2/4, 2/5, 40%
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby pferder » Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:48 pm

Well I had suspected Destin of throwing a game (that I bet on) earlier this season, but I never thought I'd see her throw the SoupCan?!?

Here are the ACTUAL standings heading into this week:

This week the players went 27-23 (54%) against the house
For the season the players are 320-239 (57%) against the house


Standings: (Week, Season, %)
misiu --, 1/1, 100%
ca_ta --, 10/14, 71%
Pferder 3/4, 21/30, 70%
dany3w 10/12, 41/61, 67%
destin, 2/7, 23/35, 66%
MaxPower 5/12, 51/83, 61%
JonB, —, 32/55, 58%
nantana50 --, 29/51, 57%
nhung2 5/12, 45/82, 55%
nfaries —, 27/50, 54%
adamw, 2/3, 2/4, 50%
master_storm --, 24/49, 49%
gregkramer, --, 13/27, 48%
cthompson --, 8/18, 44%

Simply put Destin took Loating to a whole new level by robbing herself (and adamw) of a point, not to mention the viewing public of an eagerly anticipated exciting finish to the SoupCan!
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby destin » Mon Mar 20, 2017 1:12 pm

1. Only missed a point for me. Was too distracted by how awful I did.

2. Adam did make 4 bets (second line there are two):

Carter vs KISS side bet - under
Simon and Gosfunkle, side bet - under
Tenacious D and the pick of Destin

3. For the "against the house" stats, I didn't include O/U bets because, well, is every bet considered "against the house" unless you pick that exact number? That seems silly.

4. Chik deserves an award for dealing with this stuff every week
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby pferder » Mon Mar 20, 2017 1:29 pm

Hmmm... You are correct about Adam's wagers. And I am also willing to concede that I don't understand all your 'only missed a point for me' trickery. But I've got my eyes on you Miss Destin (if that is your real name!!)
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby ENYGMA » Tue Mar 21, 2017 1:43 pm

The TPL Betting Pool aka the Soupcan Memorial Degenerate Player Pool aka The Roadies Cup is back for season X, Strange and beautiful Are the throws tonight, that float around your head, in your move I see that perfect cut, I hope that doesn't sound too weird. And I want all the teams to know, That your cut's all I need, All that I need, And if we lose, Then we all lose together, Yea if we're lose, Then we all lose together

We will be keeping track of % of correct pics throughout the season.

Spreads will be used to handicap the match-ups.
Note A Sharp: "Team A (-1.5) vs Team B" means that Team A is favoured to win by 1.5 points.
Note B Minor: Side bets will count in the results.
Note C Major: Gamblers must make a minimum 35 bets over the course of the season in order to be eligible to win the Soupcan.

Welcome to week 9 of TPL X Getting back into the swing of things after that nice break. Thanks to Destin for helping out this week. We’ll keep things rolling after all we’re all just dust in the wind.

KISS Vs Black Agath: IrHin Man (-1.5)
Side bet - Most D’s: Matt Kishi + Cathy Wong (-0.5) or Polly Yung + Michael McConnell
The battle of the reality TV stars heats up this week with Family Jewels going up against the Osbournes. Both IMDB and TV.com have family Jewels listed as the better show. Jewels ran for 6 years while the Osbournes ran for three. The Osbournes came out first but the Jewels finished stronger. Will this repeat itself on the field tonight or will this end up being another disappointing season of dancing with the stars?

Limp Iskric Vs Led Zepplam (-0.5)
Side bet - Most A’s: Taunya Trembley + Chris Loat or Baron Lam + Meghan Janssen (-0.5)
Did you know that Limp Bizcuit is still around? Yeah me neither. Apparently they broke up in 2006 and then reformed in 2009, signed to a bunch of different labels and have now gone indie. They’re still cool with Korn, and even did a song with Lil Wayne. This has been your weekly dose of music history. Thank you Wikipedia.

Sweet Darroline (-0.5) Vs Tojo PoWiese Club
Side bet - Most G+A+2A: Timothy Fowler + Jessica Chen or Laura Wiese + Kieran Bol (-0.5)
Fun fact: Sweet Caroline was actually written for Caroline Kennedy, the only surviving child to president JFK. It was performed for her by Mr. Diamond on her 50th birthday. Alternative fun fact: The Tokyo Police Club song “Favourite Colour” is about Light Urple.

Jarnaked Ladies Vs Simon and Gosfunkle (-1.5)
Side bet – Most G - RE: Jennifer Law + Ron Waisbord or Kenny Ye + Jill Elliot (-0.5)
You know how people always judge a duo by saying one guy is usually more talented than the other and they wouldn’t have had success if it was someone else. Paul Simon would still be Paul Simon without Art Garfunkle. George Michael was way better once he left Wham! Justin Timberlake left N’Sync and they were never the same. Can the same be said about Steven Page leaving the Barenaked Ladies?

Steele Maiden (-0.5) Vs Tenacious D and the pick of Destin
Side bet – Most 2A’s: Leroy Lo + Janine Duffy (-0.5) or Dawn Man + William Peckham
Iron Maiden released “The Wicker Man” in 2000. This was inspired by the 1973 movie of the same name starring Christopher Lee, who was in Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones with Samuel L Jackson, who starred in Kill Bill: Vol. 2 with Lucy Liu, who stars in the Kung Fu Panda Movies with Jack Black. Damn I’m good.

Carter USM (-1.5) Vs Reluctantly Nickelback
Side bet – Most G’s: Kristie Ellis + Carter Chin or Anders Whist + Lydia Dwyer (-0.5)
What would you rather be: an indie rock band known in many circles, lasting multiple years, but ultimately never having the big hits that propel you to superstardom? Or a big rock band known by all, lasting multiple years, but also being hated on my most people, including the entire city of Detroit to the point where petitions are written against you, even though you have multiple millions of dollars. My guess is we’d all rather be like Nickelback.
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby HotSauce » Tue Mar 21, 2017 5:18 pm

The Ongoing History of Black Agath
Chapter 8: 1980s Hiatus

Just like the 80s, chapter 8 is a blurry montage of bad hair metal bands, Milli Vanilli Ice, Reaganomics, wood paneled station wagons, the Yugo, overteased hair Aquanetting a hole in the ozone, Geezer Cutter quitting the band, Hozzy Hodsbourne going solo, getting drunk, and punching Neil Diamond in the mouth, watching Ian "Bone" Solo getting frozen in carbonite and being delivered to Chadba The Hutt while his friend Lando DIprissian takes over his spot beside Chewie, watching Marisa "Kim" Harttrell slide into the role of perky cadet, Karen Thomson, in Powiese Academy (a role which was originally written for Genevieve Daigle Bujold, who would later star in David Cronenberg's 1988 classic psychological body horror film, Dead Ringers), and approximately 10 hazy years of other events. In the world of Black Agath, the high/lowlights were the construction of a Stonehenge way too big to fit into most stadiums and the auditioning of Michael Bolton for lead singer. Black Agath hated the 80s...
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby nhung2 » Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:37 am

Hin: Kishi
Marko: Loat
Darrel- Kieran
Jarel- Kenny/Jill
Destin-Janine
Nick: Kristie/Carter
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby JonB » Wed Mar 22, 2017 11:23 am

Black Agath: IrHin Man (-1.5)
Side bet - Most D’s: Matt Kishi + Cathy Wong

Limp Iskric
Side bet - Most A’s: Taunya Trembley + Chris Loat

Sweet Darroline
Side bet - Most G+A+2A: Timothy Fowler + Jessica Chen

Simon and Gosfunkle (-1.5)
Kenny Ye + Jill Elliot (-0.5)

Tenacious D and the pick of Destin
Dawn Man + William Peckham

Carter USM
Side bet – Most G’s: Kristie Ellis + Carter Chin
"Disc through the heart, and you're to blame"
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby dany3w » Wed Mar 22, 2017 1:38 pm

Black Agath: IrHin Man (-1.5)
Side bet - Most D’s: Matt Kishi + Cathy Wong


Limp Iskric
Side bet - Most A’s: Taunya Trembley + Chris Loat

Tojo PoWiese Club
Side bet - Laura Wiese + Kieran Bol (-0.5)

Simon and Gosfunkle (-1.5)
Side bet – Most G - Kenny Ye + Jill Elliot (-0.5)

Steele Maiden (-0.5)
Side bet – Most 2A’s: Leroy Lo + Janine Duffy (-0.5)

Reluctantly Nickelback
Side bet – Most G’s: Kristie Ellis + Carter Chin
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby destin » Wed Mar 22, 2017 4:50 pm

Black Agath; Polly + McConnell
Limp Iskric; Baron + Janssen
Sweet Darroline; Fowler + Jess
Jarnaked Ladies; Kenny + Jill
Steele Maiden; Dawn + Wil
Nickelback; Kristie + Carter
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby adamw » Wed Mar 22, 2017 5:05 pm

Black Agath: IrHin Man
Led Zepplam
Steele Maiden
Nickelback

No side bets.
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby nfaries » Wed Mar 22, 2017 5:06 pm

Black Agath
Limp Iskric
Sweet Darroline
Simon and Gosfunkle
Steele Maiden
Reluctantly Nickelback
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby HotSauce » Wed Mar 22, 2017 5:42 pm

The Ongoing History of Black Agath
Chapter 9: The 90s

The 90s started much better for Black Agath as Geezer Cutter rejoined the band and made peace with the other original band members, other than Hozzy Hodsbourne, and their 1992 album, Dehugeinator, made the top 50 charts in the US.

Then things fell apart again. Geezer joined Hozzy in the "farewell" tour and pissed off the other members of the band. They tried writing and recording and touring but the magic was sadly missing.

The band's health and fitness consultant, Marianne "Faithful" Perko was finally tired of the fact that the band was neither healthy nor fit and quit, eventually finding a new challenge whipping the slackers of the band Limp Iskric into shape. While on a tour of the Phillipines, the band was able to hire her replacement, Alyne Alucena.

On January 1, 1990 the band's resident tantric advisor, Matthew "Sweet" Denton, also took a leave of absence in order to join Sting in his decade long tantric orgasm. He was replaced on the staff by former Marine Drill Sargent, Norman "Schwarzkopf" Lew.

In addition, the band were able to upgrade their travel booking artificial intelligence (codenamed Max "Headroom" Tomashevsky) to a new robot named V.I.N.CENT ("Vital Information Necessary CENTralized") Poon. V.I.N.CENT's programmer, Polly Yung, was also hired as there was no way anyone on the band could handle coding and playing rock and roll...and getting drunk...and having way too much sex...

Undaunted by the demise of the Max Headroom AI project, its programmer, Jill Elliot, went on to develop the world's first open source operating system, Jillux, which was unfortunately stolen by Finnish-American hacker, Linus Torvalds.
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Re: 2017 Winter TPL Discraft- Season X!

Postby pferder » Wed Mar 22, 2017 6:57 pm

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