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TPL Season XIV: Seinfeld

Postby MaxPower » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:02 pm

[Setting: Monarch Park Peanut Gallery]

(BC and Loat are sitting beside each other on a bench)

LOAT: So the rookie was throwing a bunch of hammers?

BC: Every possession at stall 5. The hammers were gorgeous… then I got a look at the receiver laying out… (Laughs, then snorts) I was going nuts.

LOAT: Oh, man. Well, I guess you'll be asking to stay on that team…

BC: (Fake sympathy) Well, Lori, Loat…

(Loat nods)

LOAT: But are you still master of your domain?

BC: (Arms out) I am king of the county. You?

LOAT: Lord of the manor.

(Agatha enters and sits next to Loat)

AGATHA: Remi…Ojo…Jun-ya!

LOAT: What?

AGATHA: (Smiling) He was at my climbing gym.

LOAT: Really? Did you talk to him?

AGATHA: No, you don't understand - he was bouldering right in front of me. So, listen, after the session was over, I timed my walk to the door so we'd get there at the exact same moment, and he says to me, (Thinking the world of what he said) "Quite a circuit."

BC: "Quite a circuit"? What did you say?

AGATHA: (Smiling, proud) I said, "yeah."

LOAT: (Adding, fake praise) Good one.

AGATHA: So then, listen, listen. So then, I showered and I dressed, and I saw him again, on the way out. (Giddy and nearly out of breath) So we're walkin' and talkin', and he asked me my name - and I think I said Agatha - but, I mean, who the hell knows. And so then, he says to me: "Do you wanna split an Uber uptown?" And I said, "Sure" - even though I was going downtown. So, we get in the Uber, and I mean, I have no idea where I'm goin', right? But this is Remi Ojo Junior we're talkin' about! (Deep breath) So, then, he says to me, "Where do you live?" And I - and I - and I was close to Morgan’s, so I said that corner. So he dropped me off in front, (Laughs) and I had to take another Uber all the way back downtown to my place. (Picks up her water bottle and presses it up to her forehead to cool her off) Oh, God…

LOAT: But the question is, are you still master of your domain?

AGATHA: (Sets the water bottle down) I'm queen of the castle. (Pops one of Fell’s cookies into her mouth)

[End scene]



We'll miss you this season Remi.
I got my name off a hair dryer.
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Re: TPL Season XIV: Seinfeld

Postby cvargas » Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:38 am

LOL oh my dear lord... here we go!!
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Re: TPL Season XIV: Seinfeld

Postby JonB » Thu Feb 07, 2019 4:06 pm

For those of you not on the Stat-keeper emails - shame on you, you should be stat-keeping! - you missed out on Matt Murl's (welcome back Matt!) observations on Week 1.

Loat and Norm led the league with 8A, Loat’s career high is 10 (twice, but he lost so many seasons to “Loating it” that it’s hard to take his stats seriously), Norm’s is 13 and he is never "Loating it".

Gareth with 7A, high but not high enough, he has 3 x 8 and 3 x 9. On the flip side it was closer to unique that he only had 1 G. He has one scoreless and 3 x 1 G games.

Gosbee with 6A, 1A off of a career high, which was set only a few weeks ago (not sure if that was a meaningful game or not at the end of last season)

No lady had more than 2A, so not much to dig into there. I think that the highest lady in career A/game playing this season is Nat Wong (3.88 - 14th overall) and well, just because I know she's a good sport, she did have a career low game.

Hooper’s 8G, close to career high of 10G (twice, 1 x 9), be wary of asking Denton to sub for your team if you have someone like Hooper to throw to.

Mercer was second with 6G which was surprisingly tied for his 2nd best, he has 1 8G game.

Dong-Ling Chen led the ladies with 5G, she has had 6G 3 times and looks to be quite the scoring sniper at nearly 7G per A.

Jessie Tsang had the top lady salary at 39K in a great debut performance and living up to her near top of the draft status.

Kaity Williams led in Ds with 4, she had never had more than 2 before.

Keegan Lee-Newbury led with 4D for the guys, he has had 5 Ds before.

Most surprising nugget of the week – while checking on Steele’s 6A, I saw that he has a 12A and 11A game. It was hard to get it exact but when checking the video replays, the total yardage on those 12 assists added up to 9 feet, 6 inches.
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Re: TPL Season XIV: Seinfeld

Postby mmurl » Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:55 am

Loat that was some solid screenwriting!

Here are the random ramblings on the WEEK 2 STATS:

Team Based stats:

Big San Wants a Clairezone – 7G, new record low, 8G twice before
J. Peterman & Shoozie’s Parity Night of Passion - +20 Point diff, new record high, previously 19 by the mighty House of Baerdayetheon (S3)

Longest scoring streak (# of consecutive possessions) – 5 (ties season high) – Jake’s Festivus, J.Peterman, Van der Weerden & Bennything wrong

Longest scoreless streaks (# of consecutive possessions)
Big San – 15 (season high)
Christanza – 14
Wan Hands – 9
Parity Now – 8
Kramer, Bennything, Pretzels, Schwoop – 5
Ahluway, Festivus, van der Weerden – 4
J. Peterman – 2 (!!, will be tough to beat)

Longest possession ending in a goal
J. Peterman – 24 passes (season high)

Longest possession ending in a turnover
J. Peterman – 14 passes (season high)

Team with the shortest possessions
Schwoop – longest of 8 for a goal and 7 for a turnover


Individual stats:

There are now 2 remaining legends of the game that have played every season – Slater & Ty. Hin unfortunately had his streak end in the lottery but maybe he’ll get in as a replacement sometime this season. He was still there on Wednesday!

Quite a few new highs on the salary front, led by a strong rookie contingent:
Alex Smith 52.5K (rookie)
Jeff Luckett 48K (was 39K)
Jessie Tsang 44K (rookie)
Matthew Colphon 44K (was 14.5K)
Alex Boross-Harmer 43K (rookie)
Laura Stanley 36.5K (was 29K)
Miranda Ko 29K (rookie)
Olivia Chung 28K (was 19K)
Melbourne Ma 27.5K (rookie)
Barbara Huang 27K (was 16.5K)
Alexa Skinner 26K (was 16K)

Notable performances:
Jake and Norm with some old school 73.5K performances. That is Jake’s 2nd highest (83.5K) but doesn’t crack Norm’s top 10, he is a rare holder of a century salary game.

Laura Stanley led the ladies with 4G, a new high for her (twice with 3G)

Jessie Tsang led the ladies with 6A, which is actually tied for 9th all-time. The record is Destin with 9A.
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Re: TPL Season XIV: Seinfeld

Postby rajiv » Fri Feb 08, 2019 12:20 pm

Hi all,

Here is the stats post for week 1

BBS Stats Post
Full stats leaderboard can be found here
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... 91uf9yT_k/

Also, if you haven't done so, find the TPL facebook page and like it!

Male MVP
This week’s male MVP is Norman Lew. This is his 1st MVP honors this year and 12th lifetime.

1 Goals
8 Assists
1 2nd Assists
3 Ds
3 Throwaways
1 Receiver Error

Female MVP
This week's female MVP is Dong-Ling Chen. This is her 1st MVP honors this year and her 1st lifetime.

5 Goals
0 Assists
2 2nd Assists
2 Ds
2 Throwaways
0 Receiver Error

Defensive players of the week
The male defensive player(s) of the week are Keegan Lee-Newbury with 4 D's
The female defensive player(s) of the week are Kaity Williams with 4 D's
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Re: TPL Season XIV: Seinfeld

Postby rajiv » Fri Feb 08, 2019 12:44 pm

This week’s male MVPs are Norman Lew and Jake Turcotte. This is Norman's 2nd MVP honors this year and 13th lifetime. This is Jake's 1st MVP honors this year and 3rd lifetime.

Norman
2 Goals
10 Assists
3 2nd Assists
2 Ds
3 Throwaways
0 Receiver Error

Jake
6 Goals
2 Assists
4 2nd Assists
4 Ds
1 Throwaways
0 Receiver Error

Female MVP
This week's female MVP is Jessie Tsang. This is her 1st MVP honors this year and her 1st lifetime.

0 Goals
6 Assists
1 2nd Assists
2 Ds
1 Throwaways
0 Receiver Error

Defensive players of the week
The male defensive player(s) of the week are Jake Turcotte, Greg Kramer, Jeff Luckett, Matt Murl & Melbourne Ma with 4 D's
The female defensive player(s) of the week are Alex Boross-Harmer with 4 D's

Leaderboards

Goals
Aaron Hooper 15
Will Mercer 9
Keegan Lee-Newbury 8

Goals - Female
Janet Wan 7
Dong-Ling Chen 7
Laura Stanley 5

Assists
Norman Lew 18
Gareth Cawley 14
Jeff Steele 11

Assists - Female
Jessie Tsang 8
Melissa Morlidge 5
Meghan Janssen 4

2nd Assist
Jake Turcotte 8
Marko Iskric 6
Greg Kramer 6

2nd Assist - Female
Miranda Ko 5
Carolina Vargas 4
Amy Hayashi-Hunt 4

Most Ds
Jake Turcotte 7
Greg Kramer 7
Jeff Steele 6

Most Ds - Female
Alex Boross-harmer 6
Jessie Tsang 5
Catherine Pelletier 5

Throwaways
Agatha Hodsman 12
Greg Kramer 10
Gareth Cawley 10

Top Salary
Norman Lew 228000
Jake Turcotte 206500
Jeff Steele 204000

Top Female Salary
Jessie Tsang 183500
Alex Boross-harmer 177500
Emily Temple 156000


Milestones

These people have reached the following milestones

100 Goals - Dong-Ling Chen, Laura Archilla & Will Mercer
250 Goals - Tom Jennings
500 Goals -

200 Assists - Agatha Hodsman
500 Assists -

50 Ds -
100 Ds -

100 Throwaways -
250 Throwaways Meghan Janssen & Jon Brandt

$1,000,000 -
$2,000,000 - Marko Iskric
$5,000,000 -

20 Wins - Claire Midgley & Kelsey Waugh
50 Wins -

Century Club (100G, 100A, 100 2A, 100D, 100TA) - Timothy Fowler (He should have been here a while ago but due to an error on the lifetime spreadsheet the milestone was missed)
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Re: TPL Season XIV: Seinfeld

Postby master_storm » Fri Feb 08, 2019 6:07 pm

The Greatness of Mr. Denton!

Some players get stats, other players get wins. It is no secret that Denton and Loat continually compete in championship games. Denton has played 11 of the 13 available TPL seasons and has an impressive win % of 66.14% (Loat has a win % of 53.45%).

Here are the top 5 players win %s with at least 50 games played
Denton (11 seasons played) 66.14%
Kenny Ye (5 seasons played) 66.07%
Julian Weinrib (12 seasons played) 65.2%
Marcel Frennette-Corniellis (7 seasons palyed) 63.58%
Matt Murl (7 seasons played) 63.57%

But what is even more impressive about Denton's win% is his consistency. Of the group above, Denton is the only one to have never had a losing season (his worst was Season 4 when he only won 7 of 14 games).

Kenny, Marcel, Murl each have 1 losing season

Julian has 2 losing seasons (but also a perfect season).
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Re: TPL Season XIV: Seinfeld

Postby cvargas » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:25 am

Awwww Denton. Insert heart here... wait there is actually a way to insert in :drunken: (close enough??)

Hoping for a Denton/Loat finals... give the peanut gallery what the peanut gallery wants!
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Re: TPL Season XIV: Seinfeld

Postby rajiv » Thu Feb 14, 2019 12:39 pm

BBS Stats Post
Full stats leaderboard can be found here
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... x5xyREQFvg

Also, if you haven't done so, find the TPL facebook page and like it!

Male MVP
This week’s male MVPs is Norman Lew. This is Norman's 3rd MVP honors this year and 14th lifetime.

2 Goals
11 Assists
1 2nd Assists
2 Ds
4 Throwaways
0 Receiver Error

Female MVP
This week's female MVP is Chelsea Jackson. This is her 1st MVP honors this year and her 1st lifetime.

2 Goals
4 Assists
3 2nd Assists
1 Ds
0 Throwaways
0 Receiver Error

Defensive players of the week
The male defensive player(s) of the week are Aaron Hooper and Andrew Gosbee with 5 D's
The female defensive player(s) of the week are Emily Temple with 3 D's

Leaderboards

Goals
Aaron Hooper 20
Keegan Lee-Newbury 14
Will Mercer 13

Goals - Female
Carolina Vargas 10
Kyra Healey 9
Jessie Tsang 9

Assists
Norman Lew 29
Gareth Cawley 22
Alex Smith 18

Assists - Female
Jessie Tsang 11
Chelsea Jackson 8
Melissa Morlidge 7

2nd Assist
Jake Turcotte 10
Miranda Ko 8
Marko Iskric 8

2nd Assist - Female
Miranda Ko 8
Lin Hsu 6
Chelsea Jackson 6

Most Ds
Matt Murl 8
Jeff Luckett 8
Norman Lew 7

Most Ds - Female
Emily Temple 6
Catherine Pelletier 6
Alex Boross-harmer 6

Throwaways
Jason Chan 16
Greg Kramer 14
Gareth Cawley 14

Top Salary
Norman Lew 297000
Aaron Hooper 251500
Will Mercer 244500

Top Female Salary
Jessie Tsang 216000
Chelsea Jackson 195500
Emily Temple 194000


Milestones

These people have reached the following milestones

100 Goals -
250 Goals -
500 Goals - Meghan Janssen

200 Assists -
500 Assists - Jeff Steele

50 Ds -
100 Ds -

100 Throwaways -
250 Throwaways

$1,000,000 -
$2,000,000 -
$5,000,000 -

20 Wins -
50 Wins -

Century Club (100G, 100A, 100 2A, 100D, 100TA) -
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Re: TPL Season XIV: Seinfeld

Postby mcolphon » Thu Feb 14, 2019 12:51 pm

Fake news! Alex B-H didn't even play last night.

Wait... Is she just that good at defense!? :?:
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Re: TPL Season XIV: Seinfeld

Postby rajiv » Thu Feb 14, 2019 2:34 pm

Whoops. Was distracted by work. Correct person is Emily Temple. Edit has been made.
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Re: TPL Season XIV: Seinfeld

Postby mmurl » Thu Feb 14, 2019 2:44 pm

Team Based stats:

Strangest game of the week:
Ahluway 24 – Bennything 21
The scorekeepers didn’t have equal jobs in this one. Ahluway set the new season high with 193 completed passes while Bennything set the new season low with only 111. 150 is a typical total.
To do this Ahluway had 7 players with 15 or more completed passes and a 102/91 M/F receiving split. Bennything with only 2 players at 15+ and a 72/36 split.

Longest scoring streak (# of consecutive possessions) – 6 (new season high) – Ahluway, Bennything & J Peterman

Longest scoreless streaks (# of consecutive possessions – season high 15 – Big San w2)
Christanza 9
Pretzels 9
Big San 8
Parity Now 8
Festivus 7
van der Weerden 7
Schwoop 5
Ahluway 5
Wan Hands 5
J. Peterman 5
Kramer 4
Bennything 4

Longest possession ending in a goal (season high 24 – J Peterman w2)
Big San – 15 passes

Longest possession ending in a turnover (season high 14 – J Peterman w2)
Festivus – 13 passes

Team with the shortest possessions
Bennything – longest of 7 for a goal and 5 for a turnover (new season combined low)

Slowest team
Pretzels – 37 possessions (new season low)

Individual Stats

New highs on the salary front (min 20K salary for the week):
Chelsea Jackson 49K (was 36K)
Emily Temple 38K (was 35k)
Kyra Healey 35.5K (rookie)
Alix Gould 34K (rookie)
Arik Ollo 33.5K (rookie)
Jackie Torres 25K (rookie)
Phil Isaac 25K (rookie)

Close calls:
Colin Thompson 52.5K (3rd best, high of 63K)
Keegan Lee-Newbury 49.5K (3rd best, high of 52.5K)
Heather Gilmour 25K (3rd best, high of 30K)

Other new highs (min 4G or 4A or 3D):
Jason Chan 8G (was 4!!!! Who let JChan light them up downfield?)
Colin Thompson 7G (was 6)
Keegan Lee-Newbury 6G (ties high)
Kyra Healey 5G (rookie)
Jessie Tsang 5G (rookie)
Quinn Liddicoat 4G (was 3)
Phil Isaac 4G (rookie)

Tom Jennings 8A (ties high)
Will Mercer 7A (ties high)
Alex Smith 7A (rookie)
Arik Ollo 5A (rookie)
Vincent Poon 4A (ties high)
Evan Phillips 4A (ties high)
Megan Lee 3A (ties high)

Andrew Gosbee 5D (was 4)
Emily Temple 3D (ties high)
Mark Virata 3D (was 2)

Random stat nugget of the week:
No player has ever had 10 or more Assists in 3 straight games, Norm will be trying to be the first next week.
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Re: TPL Season XIV: Seinfeld

Postby aalan » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:19 pm

Super fun stats all! Great work :)
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Re: TPL Season XIV: Seinfeld

Postby mcolphon » Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:32 am

rajiv wrote:Whoops. Was distracted by work. Correct person is Emily Temple. Edit has been made.


You're a saint for even doing this every week. Thanks man!
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Re: TPL Season XIV: Seinfeld

Postby mcolphon » Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:38 am

mmurl wrote:
Other new highs (min 4G or 4A or 3D):
Jason Chan 8G (was 4!!!! Who let JChan light them up downfield?)


Can we get a high stats on TAs? I feel like the J Chan Story is nicely balanced out with his 8 TAs...
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Re: TPL Season XIV: Seinfeld

Postby nobdyhere » Mon Feb 18, 2019 7:02 pm

Thanks Murl! Was amazed myself when I saw my stat line.
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Re: TPL Season XIV: Seinfeld

Postby mmurl » Tue Feb 19, 2019 4:03 pm

Yes the 8 TAs were a career high as well but 8G!!!

There have been 168 8G+ games, 63 8 TA+ games.

The all time high of 11 TAs (done only once) was set by a current S14 player... and his name is not Norm or BC.
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Re: TPL Season XIV: Seinfeld

Postby jweinrib » Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:33 pm

mmurl wrote: The all time high of 11 TAs (done only once) was set by a current S14 player... and his name is not Norm or BC.


Kramer?
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Re: TPL Season XIV: Seinfeld

Postby mmurl » Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:38 pm

Kramer is correct, holder of 2 of the 6 all time 10+ TA games, others are Steele, Marko, Dempster and D Lindquist
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